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Marchettus

@marchettus.bsky.social
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It's most likely you are aware of me because of mini wargaming at tabletop battles or have played a Georgia Warband event. good-hobby.com

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Square Four Fours @squares4444.northsky.social · 12/09/2025
No incels? No, incels!
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a white person I honor my culture. When rewatching The Wire I will often look at normal situations, like a pile of laundry in the basement and say: "The game is the game" I will think this when loading up steam or painting minis.
The game is the game
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love Warhammer sometimes. A rainy day and unfocused painting are great.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tHe PoPe IsN't PrO cApItAl
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People are acting like the Catholic Church supporting the arts is a new thing need to read a fucking book.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very light painting today. If I knew how to apply the red spray paint it would be much better but that's why we try. Mostly it's just to keep the habit.
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In a better world, this would be about a german fetish model and would be worth getting excited about
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just putting some yellow on my models in the morning is a little bit of joy I can control. I rarely do favors for future Andrew but this is one thing that I'm helping him out with.
Some more painted models.  They have a single coat of contrast paint that is drying.  There are several more models behind them.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes it's really hard to play the origin/civic combo I want to in Stellaris and that makes me a little sad.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The MSA I live in has more people than Alberta.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Painted 3 minis this morning before work. The minis up top didn't have any underpainting and the bottom had some dark pink underpainting. In the future I think might use an airbrush to put a lighter underpaint. I'm really not sure how to fix this but I'll keep at it.
Some Warhammer minis painted yellow.  The bottom half had some pink underpainting.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely do not start a new army it is basically OCTOBER
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm assuming the combat patrols in 2046 will have 150 parts and be even more annoying
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I could do that in like 15 innings. The painting would be wild.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think a really cool thing to do in retirement would be to go to every Phillies home game and assemble the Combat Patrol Magazines.
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Tabletop Battles @tabletopbattles.com · 28/09/2026
Contemptor Kevin reviews issue 68 of Combat Patrol!
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Contemptor Kevin's Combat Patrol Issue 68 Review
Contemptor Kevin reviews issue 68 of Combat Patrol!
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You absolutely need to have a bunch of models in production when your book isn't even out. As a narrative player there is a rule of cool that will determine my production schedule.
A workbench full of in process space marines.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the ideal Warhammer army 2 months before an event. There are some half painted legends, some complete models, and others that would take about 1 afternoon to finish.
About 2000 points of space marines in various states of painting.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is also a strong aspect of how we are old. At six a really good mushroom risotto meant nothing but now I think about it a lot during the week.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is horrible to have a job related to Warhammer and need to cover and understand all of the changes to the game.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As somebody who has done both I think regular updates that address the issues in the game is such a huge benefit to the sickos that care about win rates. But there are multiple ways to just throw dice and move models if you want to create stories.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a lot of self sorting that needs to be done when it comes to minis. The vast majority of people that have an interest in the games play fewer than 1 or 2 games per month. Then there are a huge number of people who play 4-5 games per week.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is Warhammer. The stress over the grand narrative is pretty high right now. I need that space marine book to drop and to get a few things rolling to figure out the 2000-3000 points I'll be taking. Thank goodness for contrast and push fit
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embracebecoming.bsky.social @embracebecoming.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yud has a bunch of elaborate explanations for why actually it would be counterproductive for him to get a degree because it would just hold him back to have to explain his brilliance to boring muggles. That's what happens when you don't connect to the larger intellectual culture. You turn into Yud.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might be my favorite 8 cube win of all time.
An 8 cube win in marvel snap.  The winning side has no cards
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YouTube comment that says “finally Nathan meeting someone willing to stay in character longer than he is“
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Robots laughing as I eat waffles after losing my fantasy league.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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Campbell McLaughlin @brothersrm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Space Marine day! I got to review the new Kaius Konorus model for @tabletopbattles.com. As a certified Ultramarines Appreciator, I obviously enjoyed it, but read the full review for more of my thoughts on converting and painting him: www.tabletopbattles.com/tabletop-bat...
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Since I said this there have been two scoring drives. Louisville alum Donovan Mitchell, a guard, was shown and I thought "damn he's small" before remembering wrong sport. It's a college football game.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You should be watching SMU Louisville.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's impossible to have the perfect Stellaris opening. I have one that is so close but is just missing the pre FTL aliens to farm insight technologies.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't wait for the 6th episode of lanterns
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/HGYYB... As my wife pointed out the victims are the animals. I haven't stopped laughing since
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WTF!?! Kash Patel Defends the FBI’s Bizarre Bestiality Exception #durbin #kashpatel
YouTube video by Lincoln Square
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neonboof ➡️ MFF @neonboof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There are plenty of policies that can be compromised or discussed - marginal tax rates, funding capital projects. However, basic human rights and dignity should be off the table and leaders who can't tell the difference between the two just suck.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fundamentally a larger number of right leaning people think that we are just making a show or being performative in our support for basic human rights and dignity. So when the "leaders" signal that these things are negotiable they interpret this as the mask slipping.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This place is too classy for me. However, they are good people.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Carry-on only. Anything that isn't "solid" should be left home. You can likely borrow some models using a friends network too.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm thinking about looking at my bits for a big rock and making a cool terrain feature. 200 hobgrots don't have problems.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The entire part broke off so it is complete separation of model and base. I feel like I need a brass rod or a bunch of rocks.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This model broke and is one of the most frustrating builds I've had in a starter box. I don't understand how it wasn't set up to fail. One solution might be showing a bunch of rocks. This is warhammer
A non-broken landspeeder.  It will break if a car bumps it or you transport it to an event.
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is Warhammer
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The hype cycle and inflated claims about AI this autumn are getting so bizarre that I feel it's only a matter of time before they out-gonzo the opening of the 1992 SF novel "Steel Beach", by John Varley: "In five years, the penis will be obsolete," said the salesman.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 12/09/2026
"Our industry is being consolidated into these corporate monoliths that are run by people like Larry Ellison, a radical conservative idealogue. Make no mistake: That ideology is permeating everything under the Paramount label, which will soon include Warner unless somehow these lawsuits hold up."
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There is a lot of complexity to get to "the AI goes braindead 50% of the way through and the lag is really bad."
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Marchettus @marchettus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Incredibly frustrating because he can say "My opponent defends child rapists and that is a real issue."
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
"first time drunk driving! Honest!"
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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