Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 7hWell, I need 2 new monitors…could do one and wait to get another and the chair. There is an Argos clearance and a charity shop close together where I’ll be checking before I part with money tbf 110
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 7hSo long as you can lever in some sort of lumbar support maybe 🤔 120
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 8hYup, to be fair…other sites in the business operate office only so can’t complain 120
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 8hWe can work from home a couple of days a week at managers discretion, we’re not contracted to wfh so 010
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 8hWe are technically not contracted to work from home, our HR have just been nice enough to say we can if we want 120
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 8hOh no J, work won’t bloody pay for it Christ 😂 it’ll be used for home stuff too and study it’ll not be wasted 210
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 8hIt seems very deliberate to me pal, getting his kicks 120
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 8hI’m not being funny, everyone on a teams call checks em self from time to time to make sure ya don’t look like a twat…that sounds setup for exactly that, he’s getting a thrill out of it isn’t he 120
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 8hHim, her or both topless? I mean that’s pretty brazen and he must know it’s visible? 220
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 8hWhere are all the snickers and lion bars bab? I demand you go back to the shop! 010
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 9hJust soft Geordie unless I’m with me kids then I’m a bit more broad 🤣 010
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 9hWell I think I sound like a right tit when I hear myself so 🤷🏻♂️ 110
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 11hThat’s work done for the week, my weekend will be hunting for 2 monitors and a new chair for wfh purposes and wine 🫡 280
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 17hAye ya did…static.klipy.comExo Universe: Kai Jongin Tied UpALT: Exo Universe: Kai Jongin Tied Up 130
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 17hHow I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comJohn Travolta Confused MemeALT: John Travolta Confused Meme 3100
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean, I’m a fan of bras being off but…usually cloths too 🤷🏻♂️ 110
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The scary bit is, there are going to be Orange man voters that think that’s real ya know 000
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Found myself asking who all their speeches about tax cuts were aimed at, since most real tories are probably successfully evading most of those taxes anyway 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is it me, or are wet wipes more inspiring than tories? 🤔 I think half the audience is asleep already. 240
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am really looking forwards to this dinner ya na 010
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Look, I can’t be good looking…funny looking all I got! 000
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yea most of the girls laugh at me to be fair 100
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Youd like me as a boyfriend wouldn’t ya Becca 100
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yea I don’t mind taking one for the team, plus…I don’t think you can hit that hard anyway 🤷🏻♂️ 100
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a benign tremor which is always mad bad when I’m hungover is all. 110
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Right!! I’ve popped a chicken in the oven…can’t remember the last time my shakes were this bad 140
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Newcastle Times Square it seems, 23 just came down smiling and said, ‘how you getting home’ fuck! I didn’t know I was even going!!! I’ve got more problems to solve here 130
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seems so, she’s booked me into Oktoberfest with the kids, youngest thinks it’s hilarious, dickheads going to find out this isn’t my first rodeo isn’t he 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 110
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not sure if I was invited or if I invited myself because I wasn’t 🤷🏻♂️ lads will let me know soon I’m sure 010
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Turns out I’m off to Oktoberfest in Newcastle with me kids 🤷🏻♂️ 120
Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ohhh, turns out….me and the kids are off to Oktoberfest in town (Time Square, Newcastle) I must have kicked up a fuss about the lack of an invite and just invited myself…will know more when the kids are up 🤷🏻♂️ 020
