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Mint just had to scrap on the bus with someone that thinks I should “know about them” 🙄 anyway, he just wants to get home…and went to sit down upstairs…twat! Drivers just doing a job man! Why are dickheads didk heads!

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So if you loose your job, you’re not allowed to drown your sorrows with wine is what they’re saying, right? 🤔

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Managed to get tickets to the Villa game despite missing out on the ballot so the bairn is buzzing!

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just smashed in around 2 kilos of cheese 🧀…live a cheese board me!

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Want to know how fussy my youngest kids are…they’ve both asked for a plate of Yorkshire puddings for dinner 🙄 looks like I’m making another tray doesn’t it

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anyone know what this is? Just before I block it…

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Right, RIGHT! Quick coffee, then I’ll start peeling spuds and carrots 😏 if nothing else, I do Sundays right 😋

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Right, quick brew before I start dinner prep, I’m on a right Sunday roll…even if I am still drunk!

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anyone else still feel drunk, I’ve had breakfast and all the pain killers but 🫨

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is fried bread even fried if it’s not cut into triangle’s?

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Been taking a painkiller to get on top of migraines whilst I’m off work. Don’t take them when I’m at work because fuuuuk, I’m absolutely exhausted, make me so tired! Least the headaches gone though I suppose

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Man’s drunken on a twednesdswach x

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So I tidied the garden and she, mowed the grass, realised I don’t have everything I need to sort the bathroom so I’m having a coffee

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Anyone else watching BB? Just me? You’re not missing anything 🙄

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Don’t worry yaselves! I’ve done the dishes 😒

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You’ve all missed out, I made chicken casserole and shiiiiiiiiiit! It was lush! 🤤

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Right, the dog is walked! I’m a have 5 mins, a coffee, then I’m making breakfast 🍳

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Little gripe, how is it everyone has a great idea…until you suggest the best location is close to their home…then it’s a ridiculous idea 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

As an odd side, decided to watch The Dyers caravan park. Not bothered before because I wasn’t sure…really didn’t expect to warm to the daughter at all but, she’s dead canny init! Anyway, it’s shit but, a chuckle if ya have nowt else to watch

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What’s my next binge folks…seems I’ve completed TV at this point

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Bought wine, and desperados too 😏

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In a meeting screen sharing and a colleague almost vomited, when I hovered over excel to find the correct spreadsheet and she saw the list, 22 instances of excel open at current 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Putting my OOO on tomorrow, for a whole week…I’m telling you this because, I’ll need support 😒

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Is it a slow shift if the office are timing how long you should chew a fruitella? Asking foot my office 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Cycled to and from work again today, still not skinny af though so fuming!

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just set a pork mince hotpot away haven’t I 😏

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This ref has blown his whistle with every other fucking breath man! Someone tek it off im!

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A rare political post, probs delete soon. Isn’t it weird though, how the rich want free markets and the government to keep its nose out, until they fail and the want government bail outs 🤔 Cake and eat it fuckers, cake and eat it 😒

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not saying my wife’s a dick or anything* but, I’vejust had to break into my own home 🙄 Good job I have keys to the shed. *she is

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s fat lad Friday! Bring on the bacon 🤤🤤🤤

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I’m fed, I’m watered….might curl up on the couch and go back to sleep ya know 🤔

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Mark the Count 🧮 @marcatty79.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ok so I’m awake! Kitchens a bomb site…I’m going to square it up and then fry food! 🥴

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