marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the luxury of being able to come home and take my pants off. 130
Reposted by marafishMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words. 568198053679
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026In today's episode of creative mis-reading, we get Haul-About (trailer) turning into Haul a Body. Which also works, but not the way they intended. 031
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 14/07/2026ok friends, please give me recs (or anti-recs) for a new Android phone. my last 2 have been Motorolas bc of the built in FM transmitter, but I don't use that feature as much as I thought I would. 521
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 11/07/2026spicy mustard (Dijon in a pinch) sauerkraut optional the end. 110
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026it's nearly 2am. surely the fireworks are used up by now. (spoiler: they are not finished.) 020
Reposted by marafishrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 02/07/2026No more His Holiness Nice Pope indeed. Benedict and Francis tried the carrot. Leo is bringing the Chicago baseball bat of loving fraternal correction to the problem now. 9677104
Reposted by marafishChristopher R. Rice - The Raven Maniac @ravensnpennies.com · 22/06/2026A polydactyl cat is a purr mutation. 1174
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026why am I having work-adjacent dreams about J-from-Chicago-from-camp? wtf brain? 020
Reposted by marafishChroma @chromatographic.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Its very much a SCREAMING week apparently especially today. 171
Reposted by marafishEthan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Audiobooks are 💯 reading. However, they are not reading that my brain accepts so I *personally* never listen. On the gripping hand, I will *always* defend their validity for anyone for whom they *do* work! 092
Reposted by marafishThe Octopus Gallery @octopusgallery.bsky.social · 27/05/2026“Pio was absolutely sick to the teeth of living through world-changing events. Could they not go a single week without cataclysmic disaster? Just one week!” Mood. 0253
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 11/05/2026at what point is it ok to pull the goalie? after 3 goals in one period? 8 goals in a game and a half? asking for a friend. who is me. watching this miserable sabres game. 030
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 17/04/2026wide the hell awake at 2am for no discernable reason. the birds screaming outside my window certainly aren't helping. 140
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026@tkingfisher.com has gotten me cackling again, this time with 12 brassica gods for the price of one. 120
Reposted by marafishSkyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 30/03/2026I still can't believe I'm expected to feed myself like every day. Who's idea was this. 5342
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I think today is the first day since February 7 that I have not had to talk to a single person. and I have the entire day in which to do it. 050
Reposted by marafishRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Just saying: everybody wants the ritual items and cool, fun activities, nobody wants to skip the bacon or face kids in Cheerios withdrawal 838121
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026to be fair, I was distracted by the fact they were asking $8.99 (USD) for an apple kugel that was *maybe* 5"x7" (so 12.5cm x 17.5cm) 010
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026guess who went grocery shopping for passover and forgot to pick up eggs. 360
Reposted by marafishMike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 23/03/2026(My recreational chemical of choice is starch) 261
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 17/03/2026wishing everyone a very merry "go home winter, you're drunk" 050
Reposted by marafishMike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Quote of the evening without context: I am a font of haphazard knowledge. 082
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 05/03/2026my following feed is now randomly showing me • a slew of posts from 5 days ago • people I don't follow ...wtf bsky? 110
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 27/02/2026looking down at the Kinneret (Sea of Galilee) from the mountains of the upper Galil near Mt Meron 130
Reposted by marafishThe Peculiarity Shop @peculiarityshop.bsky.social · 18/02/2026If you need the boogers to make the ring feel authentic, I am not the jeweler for you. 1321
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 18/02/2026friends, tell me something good that's happened to you this week. or share a fun picture. 110
Reposted by marafishEngineeringdude @engtechnic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Fahrenheit, how humans feel Celsius, how water feels Kelvin, how atoms feel 2689
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 15/02/2026cats eating breakfast meant I couldn't sit to wait for the bus 040
Reposted by marafishEleanor @ellieiactaest.bsky.social · 11/02/2026That ham sandwich has HANDS now. 091
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 10/02/2026this fucking government took down the webpage containing all the CODIS statistics. 020
Reposted by marafishRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 05/02/2026we chaos muppets usually just need some peanut butter ok 2594
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 03/02/2026"sparkly flashing animated capybaras" is my new band name.media.tenor.coma capybara with a lemon on its head is swimming in a pool of yellow ballsAlt: a capybara with a yellow citrus fruit on its head is swimming in a pool dotted with more of the same fruit. only its head is visible above the water. the camera pans out and the capybara looks directly at the viewer and flares its nostrils. 041
Reposted by marafishRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026If little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails, and little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, our resident expert has informed us that little nonbinaries are made of pineapple, cats, and demon rats.media.tenor.coma cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you knowAlt: a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know 1237567
marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 13/01/2026look, I get that you want to play the piano. however, (a) you live in a townhouse and (b) it is 9pm. and (c) I want to sleep. 020
