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Maple, Critter Incarnate

@maplemakes.art
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Hi, we're Maple. I'm Maple. Don't worry bout it. Certified Welder, 3D Generalist, Sim Racer and Sportscar enthusiast. I like making pixels do things Mazda and Lotus are the last true drivers cars. it/they/she θΔ&

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 29/09/2026
apples
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 27/09/2026
Went to see Legends racing tonight, was super fun and a hell of a good deal for a ticket.
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 25/09/2026
Reminds me of the gauge in my 2007 MX5. Consistent speed until under half a tank, then it's all out the window. I only learned the pattern for dailying it so much.
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 21/09/2026
ATM Machines your local area title
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 19/09/2026
It's the angle you imagine me looking at you from 🩶
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 15/09/2026
You have about as much gender as a front left Michelin
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 09/09/2026
Something something I know you'll need 5 screens for the design...
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 06/09/2026
You're welcome to use it, go wild and embrace stuff!
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 06/09/2026
We're out here... bsky.app/profile/mapl...
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 06/09/2026
Giving a tiny friend a pretzel rod to emulate the scale difference of a snack
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Shakochu @shakochu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 04/09/2026
Struggling with coming to terms that the reason people get pissy about me is because I ask questions about what they just told me, and they don't want to think thru it and be accountable.
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
okay you know what I’m not going to apologize for posting multiple Esprits in the last couple of weeks, the spec on this S1 is too good and it is my moral obligation to bring it to you y’all: it’s Colorado Orange over red tartan & green two-tone www.carandclassic.com/auctions/197...
1976 Lotus Esprit S11976 Lotus Esprit S11976 Lotus Esprit S11976 Lotus Esprit S1
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 31/08/2026
ANW is full of weird vibes, it definitely feels scrubbed to be PG.
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 28/08/2026
What if I find a refi offer for less interest, same payment, shorter term? I got my current setup at less than ideal rates...
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 26/08/2026
Apple cider vinegar in a dish covered with plastic wrap always does a treat. Poke holes in said wrap and leave near a drain. Also pour scalding water down the drain, to kill any eggs. They happen a lot in my area.
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 25/08/2026
Hat & Cup adventure where they cause mischief by stringing a rope between their mouths
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Luce Northstar 🔞 @lucezozzerie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tumblr is having a great one about this, little masterpiece of a post I'd say
first post reads: Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you. 
reblog reads: "you're less internet savy than a 13 year old mormon" is a diabolical thing to say to someone, I support it
original: tumblr.com/silverwolf1249/825380941390348288
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 21/08/2026
I had 309
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 13/08/2026
They're seriously knocking you for the airbag thing when that was specifically an option not taken when the car was new?!
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 12/08/2026
Just store generic, it's nothing special
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 12/08/2026
You need flyaway spray! It's how I manage it.
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Tonya Song 🪶 @tonyasong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I genuinely was trying to avoid this but I have both a big car repair and a kitchen repair happen in the same day. I genuinely need financial help. paypal.me/yapavimusic
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 07/08/2026
Well, we've got a lifetime of photos and moments to make 🩶
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 07/08/2026
Pit stop more like pit strip
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 05/08/2026
They are superb creatures
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 04/08/2026
What is your favorite tangy candy?
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 02/08/2026
There is an argument to be made that flavor tastes like yogurt
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 02/08/2026
I've been trying to get on that RV train with mine!
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 31/07/2026
Water-only vapes exist as far as I know, it'd work, we have the technology. Tom Scott choked on one is how I know.
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Marceline Leiman is Racing Dinos @marcelineleiman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Lilith, the game creator behind the demake of Bloodborne and Nightmare Kart, has contracted a skull-eating bacteria and needs support. Please consider supporting what you can to an incredible creator well-deserving of community support! gofund.me/7cfed6410
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Donate to Help Lilith with her severe dental infection, organized by Lilith Walther
Hey all, you might know me by my work online :) I'll get straigh… Lilith Walther needs your support for Help Lilith with her severe dental infection
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a carousel of animals @alteredpanel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 24/07/2026
*snrk* Always funny how you end up cringing at your younger self. Means you've grown 🩶
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 24/07/2026
Weirdly a googling of the word will lead you right to the history, or right back to my post... It's a big world out there...
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 24/07/2026
I think using Syntherian in my way is new, but you can find traces of the word dating back to early 2000s. Means something completely different to those people...
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 24/07/2026
You are incredibly marketable in your demographic!
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 24/07/2026
No credit needed! I'm always psyched to see new additions to the library. More expressions more better!
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 20/07/2026
It's so fun to see everyone's takes on this! I had one quite a while ago, we should make a library! bsky.app/profile/mapl...
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 18/07/2026
The hypnogram pacer test is a multistage mental compliance test designed to reach your subconscious' full power. You will hear your master slowly ease you into the routine with a cue, and you will drop faster and faster. When you awake, you will have found yourself having purchased a new collar.
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 15/07/2026
Y'know, objectively the world is terrifying and stressful but I'm still here despite the odds and so are you. Keep at it, okay?
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 15/07/2026
You're not going to like the price of Murakami T9 Pink, if you need more than a gallon of goop.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 14/07/2026
It's International Non-Binary People's Day! Celebrated here, on my Pentium with VGAPride.
A beige 90s computer displaying the non-binary flag (four horizontal stripes, of yellow, white, purple, and black)
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 15/07/2026
Thanku hon, you're the best dork a goob like me could ask for. I'm privileged to have such amazing friends and found family around me...
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 14/07/2026
Thanku berry .. 🫂
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 14/07/2026
Well, I'm 26 now, yay. 🍰
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 08/07/2026
Hey just a PSA If you have an electric stove and have a terrible time cooking with it, make sure your pots are steel, not aluminum! Lots of cheap aluminum sets don't have an embedded coil to transfer inductive heat!
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Strype @strype.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Unobserved" #Art
A synthetic character scrolls her phone in pitch darkness.  Her faceplate is filled with dozens of glowing blue eyes, most of them watching the screen.
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Maple, Critter Incarnate @maplemakes.art · 07/07/2026
I can't help much, but auto stores like O'Reilly's and AutoZone will do free engine light checks. It could be something super simple, like a gas cap not all the way on.
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Baby Sis Selené 🔜 BFC @lunarkoneko.com · 05/07/2026
Huh, wonder why I was never taught in school about Thomas Paine outside of being given a portion of "Common Sense" to read...
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