Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026shaved my head so I can do a full coverage face mask 1270
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Xunami Muse is so damn beautiful. Both in AND out of drag. 020
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Elektra Vandergeld is on another level. Jesus Christ. 120
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026accidentally sent my mom a link to a dildo after I told her I was sending her a news article 160
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Canada's Drag Race All Stars doing a Survivor style auction for materials + advantages in a design challenge is GENIUS. This is what I mean when I say Canada is always pushing the envelope for what these drag race challenges can look like! Take the basic challenge prompt and flip it on its head! 1101
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I feel like this format, while more complicated, would allow the queens to scheme and strategize, while also getting proper time to show what they can do and actually earn their way to the crown. 010
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026After these 3 challenges, the 4 queens with the most points move on to the finale: - TALENT: A traditional top 4 lip sync for the crown 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026For the semifinals, picture these first 3 challenges: - CHARISMA: Performance/write a verse challenge, or an ACTUAL talent show - UNIQUENESS: Design challenge (specifically a ball) - NERVE: Snatch Game 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026And maybe we continue the format where the top 2 lip sync for the most points, or something like that lol 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026For each of these challenges, the JUDGES will rank each of the queens from 1st to 8th; with each queen receiving a certain amount of points for each ranking. Ex: #1 gets like 5 points, #2 gets 4, #3 gets 3, #4 gets 2, #5 gets 1, and #6 #7 and #8 get 0. 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026For the Semis + Finals, we do 4 challenges that target each of the 4 pillars of Drag Race. I'm taking inspo from the penultimate challenge that was done on Canada's Drag Race S6 where the top 5 had to win a condensed challenge to earn their spot in the top 4. 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026After these 3 challenges, the 3 queens with the highest cumulative ranking move on to the semifinals. 6 winners (3 from both brackets) + 2 wildcards (1 from both brackets) = 8 queens in the semis 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026So picture this: Pre-Merge - 2 brackets of 7. - 3 challenges where the judges pick a top 2. - The top 2 lip sync for the #1 rank (and a $10k cash tip), the loser gets #2. - The rest of the group does Rate-A-Queen for the remaining 5 spots. - Overall rankings are shown at the end of each episode. 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I think 3 episodes for each group is fine, but the judging and point system doesn't work for a group of six. Especially the MVQ point exchange. Because it usually results in the 4 bottom queens pairing up and swapping their points. I'd rather them do Rate-A-Queen with slightly larger brackets. 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It's very clear that the new bracket system for All Stars isn't working. My biggest gripe is that the entire season feels so...rushed? We only get 3 episodes for each bracket, and only 2 for the semis before the lip sync for the crown finale. 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Dusting this off again to rant about the #DragRace All Stars format: A thread 🧵 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Turned 30 yesterday. My back has been killing me ever since. 1902
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The whole time I was watching, I was thinking about how sick it would be to develop this show into a video game - à la The Last of Us. 020
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Finally got caught up and finished both seasons of “Paradise” on Hulu. 100/10. EXCELLENT TELEVISION. I love this approach to the post-apocalyptic/end of the world genre. Sterling K. Brown is so incredible as the lead (and is SO DAMN FINE). 140
Reposted by Noam CHOMPsky☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026daddy?? sorry ha ha papa?? i mean? daddy? haha what 72488
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I know everyone is drooling over Ashley’s twunky husband with the sharp jawline. But Jo-Ellen’s husband is the one for me 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 000
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Most of the #RHORI husbands are mediocrely handsome. I’d get involved with a few of them. 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Living in DC now would be so fucking fun. I was a broke grad school student while I was living there. It would be such a different experience if I was there now (with some actual income in my bank account). Especially since I was confined to my little U St studio during the pandemic. 000
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026There’s something so Danielle Staub-coded about Rulla #RHORI 050
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Rosie married her sister's ex-boyfriend? Kelsey is in a one-sided open relationship an older man who has multiple girlfriends in Miami??? 000
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Liz looks like she be BAKED 24/7. Her ass is on Jupiter at all times lmaooooo 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It's wild how much Liz and Black Dolores look alike, but Liz revealing they share the same surgeon and dentist explains all of that lmao. 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Jo-Ellen is starting a lot of shit without fully saying what she's trying to say out loud. That's going to blow up in her face real quick. But she doesn't look like she cares! She's going to be a good villain. 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026They're giving us WEALTH, LUXURY, MESSY RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Just watched the first episode of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. My immediate reaction is: NEW JERSEY, YOU’RE BONES!!!!! These heffas are taking it!!! #RHORI 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026going to the office on a rainy day just feels wrong. 0120
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The production on Raye’s new album is so cinematic. I’m only halfway through, and my jaw is still on the floor. Current fave is Winter Woman. 010
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS CLIP SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Perfect timing/use 😭 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026My other main diva is still in the competition. So her winning will make up for…whatever the hell that was. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIDN’T SAVE HER?! DID THEY NOT DO A DOUBLE SAVE THIS SEASON??? 010
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Now I always say the drag race fans get too dramatic when they call eliminations robberies. But this has GOT to be the biggest robbery in the history of the entire series. What the fuck!!!!! 160
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026pick me up and slam me to the ground, pls & thank u 😋 010
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026With all that said, they finally did right by Myki giving her her 2nd win. In my opinion, Myki and Jane should both have like 4+ challenge wins by now if the judging wasn't so off 030
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026And though I think Discord should've been cut weeks ago, I totally understood her 2 looks?? The gothy/pink + black/blonde contrast as a "sisters" look made exact sense to me. We see that dynamic all the time! 161
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026This challenge is typically a moment in the competition to give the front runner either a low or btm 2 placement. We saw it w/ Onya last season, and it happened w/ Jane this season. 270
