Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026shaved my head so I can do a full coverage face mask 1260
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026accidentally sent my mom a link to a dildo after I told her I was sending her a news article 160
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Canada's Drag Race All Stars doing a Survivor style auction for materials + advantages in a design challenge is GENIUS. This is what I mean when I say Canada is always pushing the envelope for what these drag race challenges can look like! Take the basic challenge prompt and flip it on its head! 1101
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Dusting this off again to rant about the #DragRace All Stars format: A thread 🧵 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Turned 30 yesterday. My back has been killing me ever since. 1902
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Finally got caught up and finished both seasons of “Paradise” on Hulu. 100/10. EXCELLENT TELEVISION. I love this approach to the post-apocalyptic/end of the world genre. Sterling K. Brown is so incredible as the lead (and is SO DAMN FINE). 140
Reposted by Noam CHOMPsky☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026daddy?? sorry ha ha papa?? i mean? daddy? haha what 72488
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Most of the #RHORI husbands are mediocrely handsome. I’d get involved with a few of them. 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026There’s something so Danielle Staub-coded about Rulla #RHORI 050
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Just watched the first episode of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. My immediate reaction is: NEW JERSEY, YOU’RE BONES!!!!! These heffas are taking it!!! #RHORI 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026going to the office on a rainy day just feels wrong. 0120
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The production on Raye’s new album is so cinematic. I’m only halfway through, and my jaw is still on the floor. Current fave is Winter Woman. 010
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I haven't been on here in forever but I had to dust off this account to bitch about how much I DESPISE the makeover challenge on #DragRace 1673
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026So we might be getting Mia v. Juicy (in the bottom) this time 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 240
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Now Athena...you most certainly conspired and schemed and strategized before the week 1 queens performed 😭 #DragRace 120
Reposted by Noam CHOMPskyPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The trailer for "Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model," a docuseries about the controversial reality competition series, is out: 2033175
Reposted by Noam CHOMPskygelbach @gelbach.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Imagine thinking it is safe to come to the United States as a foreigner to watch the World Cup 861595295
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I need to start setting limits on some of my apps. I rely on them way too much 040
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Online discourse about the things I enjoy genuinely make me so unhappy because more often than not, the people driving these conversations are ridiculously stupid. 271
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Bluesky adding everything but soft blocking & private accounts 070
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Colton Underwood is making Traitors S4 absolutely unwatchable 030
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I would give Seth Rogen an ELITE serving of throat 🙂↕️ 050
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I will say: I wish Drag Race US would let the bottom queens change into a performance look before the lip sync (like Canada). Give them a fair chance!!! #DragRace 160
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026#TheTraitorsUS PLEASE let Michael Rappaport get cut first. PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU. 161
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026*hollering* at this Doechii "Denial is a River" ass beat they're using for the rap round of this challenge on Canada's Drag Race 😭 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026SWEDEN, STAND UP!!!!!!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhxI...youtube.comRobyn - Talk To Me (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Robyn 130
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I had a dream last night I was spending time with this guy I’ve been crushing on in my family’s house. With each of my family members coming in and out of the house to meet him. Am I losing my marbles? Am I down bad??? This is crazy 020
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I’m so in love with my big calves. Walking on my toes for 20+ years really paid off! 0200
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/01/2026There's something about Briar Blush that gives teacher's pet. She's so type-A and unfiltered. Truly unlike any other contestant I've seen on Drag Race. 020
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Oh these girls are gonna treat Nini Coco like Suzie Toot this season... #DragRace 050
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/01/2026NINI COCO STOMPED HER FOOT ALL OVER THAT LIP SYNC #DragRace 140
