Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026shaved my head so I can do a full coverage face mask 1270
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026accidentally sent my mom a link to a dildo after I told her I was sending her a news article 160
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Canada's Drag Race All Stars doing a Survivor style auction for materials + advantages in a design challenge is GENIUS. This is what I mean when I say Canada is always pushing the envelope for what these drag race challenges can look like! Take the basic challenge prompt and flip it on its head! 1101
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Turned 30 yesterday. My back has been killing me ever since. 1902
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Rosie married her sister's ex-boyfriend? Kelsey is in a one-sided open relationship an older man who has multiple girlfriends in Miami??? 000
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Just watched the first episode of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. My immediate reaction is: NEW JERSEY, YOU’RE BONES!!!!! These heffas are taking it!!! #RHORI 100
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026going to the office on a rainy day just feels wrong. 0120
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I haven't been on here in forever but I had to dust off this account to bitch about how much I DESPISE the makeover challenge on #DragRace 1673
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026A tale as old as time: A queen who fights tooth & nail for a role/concept in a drag race challenge b/c aligns with their aesthetic. But the moment they have to start brainstorming, they can’t come up with any good ideas 😭 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The only one from the Dions alliance who's really going to benefit from this plan is Athena because... SHE CAME UP WITH IT! The rest of them + Kenya just fell in line 😭 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I think Juicy Love Dion is cute as a button. Amazing dancer, so cute. BUT WHY ARE YOU ACTING SURPRISED YOU HAVE TO DO ACTING, IMPROV, AND DESIGN CHALLENGES ON DRAG RACE?! 120
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I’m so in love with my big calves. Walking on my toes for 20+ years really paid off! 0200
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026"She would have loved you." SCREAMING. CRYING. THROWING UP. VIOLENTLY. 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Connor Storrie's ass is ridiculous. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. 120
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025grateful for clear skin & a crisp hairline on this christmas eve 3311
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025As these episodes go by, my lust for Saltina Shaker only gets stronger. I NEED THAT MULLET. 120
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025#CanadasDragRace is 4/4!!!!! Another INCREDIBLE episode!! 1162
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I did, I did 🙂↕️ It’s so aggravating seeing people just…misuse words with so much confidence. 110
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025spamming work looks from the summer/beginning of fall ☀️ 0302
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Amerie sounded a mess on that Tiny Desk performance but my god she REDEEMED herself at the BET Awards 😭😭😭 020
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 09/06/2025wasn’t expecting to be met with a wave of work anxiety before bed… wtf is this about 040
Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025And if I said Lydia deserved that lip sync win???? #AllStars10 230