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Noam CHOMPsky

@mapcus.bsky.social
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so...what now? 🏠 KC | 🎓 DC |📍Bay Area 30 • big chest • 🏳️‍🌈

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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
shaved my head so I can do a full coverage face mask
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
accidentally sent my mom a link to a dildo after I told her I was sending her a news article
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Canada's Drag Race All Stars doing a Survivor style auction for materials + advantages in a design challenge is GENIUS. This is what I mean when I say Canada is always pushing the envelope for what these drag race challenges can look like! Take the basic challenge prompt and flip it on its head!
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Turned 30 yesterday. My back has been killing me ever since.
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Rosie married her sister's ex-boyfriend? Kelsey is in a one-sided open relationship an older man who has multiple girlfriends in Miami???
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Just watched the first episode of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. My immediate reaction is: NEW JERSEY, YOU’RE BONES!!!!! These heffas are taking it!!! #RHORI
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
hefty.
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
just felt a fucking earthquake at 1:40am…
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
going to the office on a rainy day just feels wrong.
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
winter/spring work fits 💐
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I haven't been on here in forever but I had to dust off this account to bitch about how much I DESPISE the makeover challenge on #DragRace
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
A tale as old as time: A queen who fights tooth & nail for a role/concept in a drag race challenge b/c aligns with their aesthetic. But the moment they have to start brainstorming, they can’t come up with any good ideas 😭
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The only one from the Dions alliance who's really going to benefit from this plan is Athena because... SHE CAME UP WITH IT! The rest of them + Kenya just fell in line 😭
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Time for #DragRace 🙂‍↕️
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
need this real bad right now
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You know the drill. Time for #DragRace
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I think Juicy Love Dion is cute as a button. Amazing dancer, so cute. BUT WHY ARE YOU ACTING SURPRISED YOU HAVE TO DO ACTING, IMPROV, AND DESIGN CHALLENGES ON DRAG RACE?!
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Time for #DragRace 🙂‍↕️
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
thursday
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
hi 🥸
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
needed that haircut 🙂‍↕️
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I’m so in love with my big calves. Walking on my toes for 20+ years really paid off!
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
HE SAID BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
"She would have loved you." SCREAMING. CRYING. THROWING UP. VIOLENTLY.
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
SCOTT AND KIP
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Connor Storrie's ass is ridiculous. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Oh, we're FROTTING?! OKAYYYYYYYYY
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
big melons 🍈
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
do gays enjoy this
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Saltina Shaker… GIVE ME ONE CHANCE PLS PLS PLS
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
grateful for clear skin & a crisp hairline on this christmas eve
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
As these episodes go by, my lust for Saltina Shaker only gets stronger. I NEED THAT MULLET.
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#CanadasDragRace is 4/4!!!!! Another INCREDIBLE episode!!
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I did, I did 🙂‍↕️ It’s so aggravating seeing people just…misuse words with so much confidence.
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Canada's Drag Race was SO DAMN GOOD TONIGHT
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Cooking all of this for myself…very Taurus of me.
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
pouring a chocolate ganache on this beauty
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
extra cozy
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
finally a trend I can participate in 🐻
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
fall! 😀🍁
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
🥸
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
#Halloween 🎃
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
POV: you’re sitting on my lap
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
full of milk 🍼
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
spamming work looks from the summer/beginning of fall ☀️
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
milking time
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Amerie sounded a mess on that Tiny Desk performance but my god she REDEEMED herself at the BET Awards 😭😭😭
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
wasn’t expecting to be met with a wave of work anxiety before bed… wtf is this about
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Noam CHOMPsky @mapcus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
And if I said Lydia deserved that lip sync win???? #AllStars10
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