Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 18hHey kids, Travis and I have our goofemups but you know what is no joke? Gum disease. Remember to floss at least 10 times a day. This message brought to you by the Dental Floss Consortium. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That's why I always go for the Fresca* *I would if it wasn't always $10 for a 12 pack. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I thought for a second about how businesses should go to crappy, handwritten signs done by the person with zero penmanship to help identify that they don't use AI but then I remembered that Joe was trying to buy my house for cash and thought better of it. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bob Seger would be rolling in his grave* *if he were dead 020
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I mean… the case law is quite clear. The law assumes the spouse, not contesting paternity, is the dad. Won’t peak behind that curtain… no matter how fuzzy them kids be. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I forever pledge that my shitty music will be 100% human* made. *technically 070
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You might think going to bed shortly after 10 pm is a sign of me getting old but nah. I was on the academic team in high school and was a twamp so … kinda just returning to baseline for me. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Im currently forming a class for those hurt by Ally McBeal. Please DM me. 0130
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have a very brief window to reply to big accounts if I ever have any hope of getting that like. 020
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Having never seen an episode as I was a young lad when it was on tv, finding out I was a Charlotte was … something. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As always, Washington has continually given me hope just to … well you know. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026His work at the Crossroads festivals and a couple of his sit ins with BB King really showed what he could. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nah, that was all talk, now Redenbacher popped the top right off. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I also really like Derek Trucks, and Bonamassa but they’re both getting a little long in the tooth. For “unknowns” I like Alex Hendrix (no relation) though his recoded stuff is more singer songwriter and doesn’t do him any justice compared to his live stuff. 110
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ultimate benefit is a long overdue but grossly inadequate COLA adjusted to the least metropolitan contiguous county medium income. Funnily enough, it is literally cola. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Narrator: it was at this point that Michael remembered that his child was napping in the room next to him. His spouse was not pleased. 020
Reposted by Nelson AMmichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Smash that button 4462
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This message brought to you by America's Best. America's Best, kinda bonkers it took us so long to change the name. 010
Reposted by Nelson AMChicago Reader @chicagoreader.com · 02/10/2026On what should’ve been his 80th birthday, the beloved songwriter offers enduring lessons about the value of empathy and curiosity. chicagoreader.com/music/music-...chicagoreader.comAmerica still needs John Prine - Chicago ReaderOn what should’ve been his 80th birthday, beloved songwriter John Prine offers enduring lessons about the value of empathy and curiosity. 0269
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Peggy Seeger I'm gonna be an engineer but the bad parts of the song. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You may thunk anglish is my second language but nah, I just didn’t past abglish 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026that's the best part, these scamps are having an unsanctioned one 030
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Time to play everyone's favorite game: IS THIS ALLERGIES or IS THIS A SLIGHT COLD! Here are your symptoms: 1) post nasal drip 2) no other symptoms but a fear the post nasal drip will turn into a soar throat & an infection that will either require weeks of gargling salt water or an antibiotic. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026lukily I think we both know a guy @weeder.bsky.social 130
Reposted by Nelson AMThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502550304
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry, Sorry! but this needs to be done by 3:00 PM today in order to meet our other deadline. And if you miss it, I will say it was because you failed to meet the deadline, sorry! 060
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well there’s knowin and provin and I’m the one with the key to vending machine so…. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They can’t make one that does it justice but the lack of space between when he asks the old man why he’s that far south and he replies “griz” feel like it should be gif 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Have you ever seen someone working for scale drink water? 010
