Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I thought for a second about how businesses should go to crappy, handwritten signs done by the person with zero penmanship to help identify that they don't use AI but then I remembered that Joe was trying to buy my house for cash and thought better of it. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You might think going to bed shortly after 10 pm is a sign of me getting old but nah. I was on the academic team in high school and was a twamp so … kinda just returning to baseline for me. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have a very brief window to reply to big accounts if I ever have any hope of getting that like. 020
Reposted by Nelson AMmichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Smash that button 4462
Reposted by Nelson AMChicago Reader @chicagoreader.com · 02/10/2026On what should’ve been his 80th birthday, the beloved songwriter offers enduring lessons about the value of empathy and curiosity. chicagoreader.com/music/music-...chicagoreader.comAmerica still needs John Prine - Chicago ReaderOn what should’ve been his 80th birthday, beloved songwriter John Prine offers enduring lessons about the value of empathy and curiosity. 0269
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You may thunk anglish is my second language but nah, I just didn’t past abglish 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Time to play everyone's favorite game: IS THIS ALLERGIES or IS THIS A SLIGHT COLD! Here are your symptoms: 1) post nasal drip 2) no other symptoms but a fear the post nasal drip will turn into a soar throat & an infection that will either require weeks of gargling salt water or an antibiotic. 000
Reposted by Nelson AMThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502550304
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I got into an argument with someone who moved to VA from NY. They were talking about how the city was socialist now b/c the city owns (a few) bodegas/grocery stores now to curb pricing. He was glad to move to a more free state. I then asked him for some more gin he got at the Va ABC store. 011
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No matter how old I get, pretzel sticks will always be cigars. It’s the little things in life* *only kinda true 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That feeling when the pinky toe part of the sock is weird... 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I honestly can't speak for every place but I typically vote early in person. Do yourself a treat and go and vote to make those people's day a hoot and a half. You are king of the place for those 5 minutes and most of that is just them laughing at your unfunny jokes. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Apple Watch, I really don’t care that I had a perfect week for my standing goal. Please don’t patronize me for like, walking around the bare minimum to survive the week. Go back to making me feel bad for not making my move goal. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is almost as bad as when Doc presented the Ooo ray in the terrible Secret of Turtle Bay. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“But like, why though?” Has become somewhat of a mantra for me 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A decent part of my day is trying to convince another person to not scratch their eyes out… 011
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I love how if you read all my posts you wouldn’t know that English is my first and (mostly) only language . 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can’t Buy me Love he License to Drive? AMA* *I know nothing about either and reserve the right to refuse to answer any question 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That archery guy has been in my rotation for a while and by golly gosh he just jumped up a whole lot more. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think we need a classic villain reframing for the Hunch Bunch 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Everyone keeps pointing to the buzz all flavors and ice pop flavor hard seltzers like regular adults are drinking them. Have you forgotten who these are for? These are drinking training wheels. Your woodchucks, your ice’s, your more sugar than liquor shooters. Let the newbies throw up their fun. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Welp, the should be able to coast off of today for the rest of the month. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think about Michael Ian Blacks reaction to Mr. Mom from I Love the 80s more often than you would think* *this and other trigger phrases can be yours for 8 hard payments of 64.21 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The rush of entering the code from the Authenticator App just seconds before it switches to the next code. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That feeling when you spend 35 mins searching YouTube to figure nd a video that shows you how to stretch the muscle under the shoulder blade but not that one, or that one, or that one. Then looking at nerve glossing g vids that also don’t work. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There should be a little fighting in the war room* *a nerd says as he thinks of a funny** crossover reference of I Think You Should Leave and Dr. Strangelove 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just found out I need permission from my employer to be in my band if I’m getting paid… jokes on them 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My baby*: some days I don’t let milk and scratchy sleep at all. I call those everyday. *by God any child of mine will be doing a bit and a Simpsons reference 011
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Love the sinner hate the sin…. Except THOSE sins, then it’s a big ole bag a hate 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I've never seen a property so fumbled over the last few years. The world wants more short form Muppet content. Movies, specials, & poorly advertised one offs are "fine", but we want a classic "guest of the week" style show, that respects kids enough to to get family friendly but mature jokes. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026No, his dream was to run out on the field during a baseball game and he did it last summer, remember? 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I have been really missing out by watching the W&M games like I did in college - waiting halfway through the first quarter, throwing up my hands, shouting "I can't take this anymore" and then going to Paul's to drink since it is empty. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The fact I still have serious doubt & extremely cautious optimism is gutting. It shouldn't be THIS hard to see how past decisions are destroying everything & still choosing the same terrible option when a good alternative is right there* *post about whether that meatball sub is gonna turn on me 001
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I spend way more time trying to read foreign language posts before I realize that they are not in English than I would like to admit. 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When I shoot the basketball it’s “Colby” right? Like the cheese? 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Well it wasn’t a good or a long day of posting but by god I did it. Goodnight everyone! 020
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Screech if you know what I did last Friday the 13th happened, right? Like, I didn’t fever dream it did I? Cause I did fever dream that movie where Kevin Costner and his wife make a lot of odd decisions that had something to do about baseball 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Actually, you break a script up into bits. We only call it beats because of Stanislavsky’s thick accent. Yes I struggled to get a job with my undergrad degree*. How did you know? *in all fairness it, theater was my minor and I was also interviewing with this (gestures to self) 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026🎶Cast my memory back there, Lord Sometimes I'm overcome thinking 'bout it🎶 The “new rock” commercial that used to player weird times that featured “She Drives Me Crazy”, “Lies, Lies, Lies”, “The One I Love”, and “The Safety Dance” 000
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My grant was denied. Turns out no one actually thinks the art and poetry written on the walls of construction site Porto-Potties is worth preserving. Despite them being wrong about that, I will commit to preserving this multicultural and communal art form for posterity. 010
Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Having child Pros- too many to mention Cons - I missed the dogpile thing and the most influential thing and now if I comment it’s on a day old post 010