Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 18/09/2026This bowling ball does not seem to be in great shape; seems like they could have at least given him a new one. 010
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 26/08/2026Murder, She Wrote reboot with JB Fletcher’s great niece Why isn’t anyone making this? 000
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 23/07/2026For all of its faults, one magical thing about the broadcast era was stumbling onto a show in the middle of its run, picking up odd reruns in syndication, and never being sure you’d seen it all: the rest of the show was constantly a hazy, unknown territory, often making it seem bigger than it was. 030
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 05/07/2026This is basically the dialog from the base star Cylons in the Battlestar Galactica reboot. All it needs is, “End of Line” 010
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 24/06/2026What if humans are the only intelligent species in the universe that wear clothes? 110
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 31/05/2026Video game where you design a hospital that is as hard to navigate as possible 160
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 28/05/2026OH: Shitting out buckets of words was never the holdup 000
Reposted by Mandy MitchellCameron Watters @cameronwatters.com · 16/05/2026USB. USB is all of them. 011
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 11/05/2026It’s about this thing, not that other, totally unrelated thing that no one was talking about and that no reasonable person would have considered in this context. 110
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 24/04/2026Are there any ball point pens that are actually good for left handed people? 000
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 21/04/2026Must suck to be a lesbian rogue this week, with all those penalties to stealth checks… 120
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 02/04/2026The Artemis II astronauts have the opportunity to do the funniest thing when they get back 092
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 24/03/2026Remember that time when Microsoft introduced the first Surface tablet and spent like five minutes of their intro event bragging about how they’d engineered the clicky sound of the kickstand? 030
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 24/03/2026Didn’t they do a Starfleet Academy episode about this 020
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 19/03/2026Caulk the wagon and attempt to fork the repo Is this anything 000
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 17/03/2026@holman.bsky.social long shot: do you know if there are any extant video copies of your old talk, "How GitHub Uses GitHub to Build GitHub"? It came up in a recent conversation, and I could only find the slides. 110
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 15/03/2026Home goods stores should have knife sales for the Ides of March. Why is no one on this? 101
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/03/2026Tired: Downloading Gentoo so you can compile your whole OS Wired: Vibecoding your whole OS I mean, what could go wrong? 110
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 25/02/2026State of the pantry > State of the Union In other words, we’re going to Costco 070
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 23/02/2026If body wants food, why does it tell brain “ew, food”? 🤷🏼♀️ 040
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 11/02/2026Fine. I’ll do the age verification meme. I manually reconfigured dip switches to fix IRQ conflicts between the add-on cards in my Gateway 2000 PC in order to resolve freezes in my video games. 140
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 10/02/2026Had a dream that they added a “grudge” badge as an alternative to “follows you” on profile pages, and I crushed to discover folks I’d never interacted with holding grudges against me. 😭 110
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 14/12/2025Do you ever spend a couple of weeks trying to figure out how to run a formally specified system in your head, only to realize that nothing short of a general purpose computer can run it? 130
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 10/12/2025Have you ever been nerd sniped so hard that your health suffered for it? 110
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 05/12/2025I may have made a terrible mistake: I got so absorbed/obsessed by what I was doing that I neglected to eat until two hours past my normal lunch. I am now heating up food, and it is an agonizing wait now that I am aware of my body again. 030
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 05/12/2025It’s been a while since I wrote enough to get one of these. Iykyk 050
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 02/12/2025Have you ever thought about how if you always wait to open a box of cereal until you’ve finished the last one, then you’re eating serialized cereal? 051
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 30/11/2025This morning, I saw a bag of marshmallows labeled “jet puffed”, and I started reflecting on how many marshmallow brands feel the need to comment on puffiness (even fictional brands, like Stay Puffed in Ghostbusters) 1/ 120
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 27/11/2025Have you ever had a film that you were sort of afraid to watch because of what it might mean if you didn’t “get it”? 030
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 25/11/2025Someone really ought to create a CDN that’s just called “banana” Think about it: “banana for scale” 020
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/11/2025“Ping pong of clarity” may become one of my new favorite phrases 010
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/11/2025So it turns out that Bandai Namco released an *actual* sequel, and then we had the election results we saw yesterday. Coincidence? 040
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/11/2025Amazon Video’s x-ray feature, but it allows you to pause a nature documentary at any point and see a banana for scale Who is working on this 030
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 05/11/2025This, although I’ll add that finding that initial set of familiar patterns to build out from is often pretty tricky! 010
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 23/10/2025So do we all have to start referring to Sorkin’s TV show as just “The White House” now? 000
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 15/10/2025TIL the photos app on Apple Watch doesn’t respect the setting to hide certain people 🤬 110
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 15/10/2025I’d like to have a home lab for some side projects, but I don’t want to do the research required to make sensible hardware/setup choices. I’m aware that it’s a zeroth world problem. 120
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 11/10/2025On an airplane, most folks seem to store their bags directly above their seat (when they can), but it seems more reasonable to me to put them *across* the aisle so that you can just reach out and grab them when deplaning, rather than awkwardly twisting around. Am I wrong about this? 120
Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/10/2025Perfectly timed my in-flight entertainment today: read a book (mostly) start-to-finish, switched to a TV episode, plane landed as the end credits started. It’s weird how inordinately happy I feel about this 040