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Mandy Mitchell

@mandymitchell.me
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Software engineer & raconteuse. Probably autistic? My dog thinks I write cool code. mandymusings.com for my tech blog

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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 18/09/2026
This bowling ball does not seem to be in great shape; seems like they could have at least given him a new one.
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 02/09/2026
Coin operated LLM Is this anything
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 26/08/2026
Murder, She Wrote reboot with JB Fletcher’s great niece Why isn’t anyone making this?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 04/08/2026
An AI agent called “Sloppy Joe” Is this anything
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 23/07/2026
For all of its faults, one magical thing about the broadcast era was stumbling onto a show in the middle of its run, picking up odd reruns in syndication, and never being sure you’d seen it all: the rest of the show was constantly a hazy, unknown territory, often making it seem bigger than it was.
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 20/07/2026
Night Is Short, Walk On, Girl
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 05/07/2026
This is basically the dialog from the base star Cylons in the Battlestar Galactica reboot. All it needs is, “End of Line”
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 26/06/2026
Remember when computers were beige?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 24/06/2026
What if humans are the only intelligent species in the universe that wear clothes?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 31/05/2026
Video game where you design a hospital that is as hard to navigate as possible
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 28/05/2026
OH: Shitting out buckets of words was never the holdup
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 19/05/2026
MySQL PostreSQL SQLite
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Cameron Watters @cameronwatters.com · 16/05/2026
USB. USB is all of them.
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 11/05/2026
It’s about this thing, not that other, totally unrelated thing that no one was talking about and that no reasonable person would have considered in this context.
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 29/04/2026
*cocks shotgun* “LLM’s haunted”
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 24/04/2026
Are there any ball point pens that are actually good for left handed people?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 21/04/2026
Must suck to be a lesbian rogue this week, with all those penalties to stealth checks…
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 02/04/2026
The Artemis II astronauts have the opportunity to do the funniest thing when they get back
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 24/03/2026
Remember that time when Microsoft introduced the first Surface tablet and spent like five minutes of their intro event bragging about how they’d engineered the clicky sound of the kickstand?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 24/03/2026
Didn’t they do a Starfleet Academy episode about this
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 19/03/2026
Caulk the wagon and attempt to fork the repo Is this anything
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 17/03/2026
@holman.bsky.social long shot: do you know if there are any extant video copies of your old talk, "How GitHub Uses GitHub to Build GitHub"? It came up in a recent conversation, and I could only find the slides.
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 15/03/2026
Home goods stores should have knife sales for the Ides of March. Why is no one on this?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 10/03/2026
Somehow, Spring returned
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 08/03/2026
Climb every mountain Shave every yak
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/03/2026
What if your process scheduler was an LLM
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/03/2026
Tired: Downloading Gentoo so you can compile your whole OS Wired: Vibecoding your whole OS I mean, what could go wrong?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 25/02/2026
State of the pantry > State of the Union In other words, we’re going to Costco
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 23/02/2026
If body wants food, why does it tell brain “ew, food”? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 11/02/2026
Fine. I’ll do the age verification meme. I manually reconfigured dip switches to fix IRQ conflicts between the add-on cards in my Gateway 2000 PC in order to resolve freezes in my video games.
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 10/02/2026
Had a dream that they added a “grudge” badge as an alternative to “follows you” on profile pages, and I crushed to discover folks I’d never interacted with holding grudges against me. 😭
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 16/01/2026
Same, tbh
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 14/12/2025
Do you ever spend a couple of weeks trying to figure out how to run a formally specified system in your head, only to realize that nothing short of a general purpose computer can run it?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 10/12/2025
Have you ever been nerd sniped so hard that your health suffered for it?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 05/12/2025
I may have made a terrible mistake: I got so absorbed/obsessed by what I was doing that I neglected to eat until two hours past my normal lunch. I am now heating up food, and it is an agonizing wait now that I am aware of my body again.
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 05/12/2025
It’s been a while since I wrote enough to get one of these. Iykyk
A left hand, palm up, with fingers curled. The edges of the pinky and ring finger are smeared with pencil graphite
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 02/12/2025
Have you ever thought about how if you always wait to open a box of cereal until you’ve finished the last one, then you’re eating serialized cereal?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 30/11/2025
This morning, I saw a bag of marshmallows labeled “jet puffed”, and I started reflecting on how many marshmallow brands feel the need to comment on puffiness (even fictional brands, like Stay Puffed in Ghostbusters) 1/
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 27/11/2025
Have you ever had a film that you were sort of afraid to watch because of what it might mean if you didn’t “get it”?
A hand holds a copy of The Criterion Collection’s UHD edition of Citizen Kane
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 25/11/2025
Someone really ought to create a CDN that’s just called “banana” Think about it: “banana for scale”
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/11/2025
“Ping pong of clarity” may become one of my new favorite phrases
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/11/2025
So it turns out that Bandai Namco released an *actual* sequel, and then we had the election results we saw yesterday. Coincidence?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/11/2025
Amazon Video’s x-ray feature, but it allows you to pause a nature documentary at any point and see a banana for scale Who is working on this
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 05/11/2025
This, although I’ll add that finding that initial set of familiar patterns to build out from is often pretty tricky!
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 23/10/2025
So do we all have to start referring to Sorkin’s TV show as just “The White House” now?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 15/10/2025
TIL the photos app on Apple Watch doesn’t respect the setting to hide certain people 🤬
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 15/10/2025
I’d like to have a home lab for some side projects, but I don’t want to do the research required to make sensible hardware/setup choices. I’m aware that it’s a zeroth world problem.
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 11/10/2025
On an airplane, most folks seem to store their bags directly above their seat (when they can), but it seems more reasonable to me to put them *across* the aisle so that you can just reach out and grab them when deplaning, rather than awkwardly twisting around. Am I wrong about this?
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 08/10/2025
Lies, damned lies, and remaining time estimates
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Mandy Mitchell @mandymitchell.me · 06/10/2025
Perfectly timed my in-flight entertainment today: read a book (mostly) start-to-finish, switched to a TV episode, plane landed as the end credits started. It’s weird how inordinately happy I feel about this
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