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Malty B

@maltybiscuit.bsky.social
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@edzitron.com Ed, are we able to get a quote from you on your age? Wikipedia doesn't know and for some reason that bothers me.
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy 100, big man
A picture of David Attenborough, in a slight B Boy pose, doctored so he is wearing a cap and carrying a can, in a slightly. The title is David Atten-bruh, and it's captioned "Planet's fucked, fam'
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Anyone wanting to feel a glimmer of hope about the dystopian future where cameras track our every move should get a Nest doorbell camera. No matter how many photos of faces it gets from many angles, it cannot stop confusing people that do not have gender, race, facial hair, and weight in common.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I like how the picture choice makes it look like he’s hearing the news
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