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Malty B

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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well yes, a penalty would go against their number 1 rule: no driver can commit a penalty against a teammate.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's amazing how far Lyft/Uber have gone downhill. You used to match in 30 secs and 3-4 mins later a driver was at your door. Now it takes 15 mins - if the driver doesn't refuse to take your ride. And it's not just them up selling priority, I mostly take them for work so am not price sensitive.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Montana and Iowa also sound high. I guess I'm making assumptions but I doubt any of those are too interested in investing in infrastructure and public services.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm trying to decide what offers the worst value for money there. Maybe WV?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Founding Fathers
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're describing baseball.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Socialism is when you're ugly and smell like poo-poo"
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most honest thing I've heard out of a politician.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah this one flipped a grunt big time for me.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Especially as someone that at least appears to be an involved dad that has more concerns in life than just money and basketball. He must be aware of how toxic this stuff is for guys his kids age, very weird to me he'd want to promote it for a measly $15mm. (He's worth $1.4bn)
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do they use much gold? I thought it was for the poors, all their stuff is like $175
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah that's an average Midwestern 5 year old, he weighs 210lbs.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that a pun?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not exactly, he's the dude that got the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history for sexually assaulting all of those masseuses. It's similar, but there are key differences - I can see why you're confused though.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's about time we normalize shaming people these people for dressing like attention whoring dickheads.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Theres no rule that says it has to be your own. The Bills ran a very successful side business selling off the piss collected from the troughs at the Ralph. Of course, they only play 8 home games a season, so a great backup option is Belmont Stakes - can't beat the volume a racehorse supplies.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wtf is going on there
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe it's pork.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
99,000 of them were "hey u up?"
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gr' Dirty Bastard?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Horner is one of very few people that could fix Ferrari's problems, which is why he'll never get the job.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God I hope so, with Puka out I'm looking at 0-3
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Claude won't tell me how to find sports streams but it will tell the Iranians how to attack the US Navy?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I guess just seems odd really, is this something people were clamouring for? I don't inherently have an issue with it beyond it'll make airports and security lines more crowded, but seems to fly in the face of the usual security theater.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The explanation I read from Google is they show different things to different markets based on local data. So CAN see Lake Ontario, US see Lake America. That phrasing sounds like they were showing Gulf of America to both markets which would go against this policy, but your image doesn't show much.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's a pretty lazy lie, of all people in the world what does Jared Kushner have to do with affordability?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is that legit? If I lived across the road I'd have committed arson within a week of it going live.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Doesn't matter, the US government updated it in the official database and that's what Google source from. If you want them to use legally correct names you should try electing politicians that agree to follow these rules.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Weak take Coach, I'm always happy to debate my points - come at me if you think you're right.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You're coming up with a lot of hypotheticals without addressing my point. You - the person that is apparently livid with Google - want Google to be making judgement calls about what they call things? Do you realize how stupid that sounds?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My point is - you want Google to do the 'right' thing, which may be fine if it was a single, simple issue but it isn't, complex disagreements happen globally and I do not want Google being the adjudicator of truth. They are a search engine, and for all their many faults, they are doing that here.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The updated names only affect Americans so it would be their problem, not ours. So you would prefer to have Google decide right and wrong in a conflict - or more likely decide based on their own best interests? What if the next admin declines to change back? How long should Google keep this up?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Do you have your own argument or you just want to talk shit?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As a Canadian I can't fault Google for sticking to official government sources for their naming conventions. The alternative is tech companies making their own decisions as to who is right which is more problematic. Elections have consequences, this is one of many, and is ultimately meaningless.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How much are we talking to get something like this commissioned?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Austan Goolsbee is a top tier WR name.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
His penis
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I thought they were friends?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't know, but it definitely sounds like we should give this guy $25bn to lever to the tits on AI bets.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Imagine being a grown adult and being offended by a 2 year olds behavior.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You can't win a championship with level 3 piss.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That line goes so hard. Especially coming from her.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ed, is there a world where costs come down enough to make them viable business? Obviously the investment being talked about is just going to get spent, but if they manage to survive long enough could it start to make sense 5-10 years down the road?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There's a delete scene where Rubble hangs dong.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wow guess I'm out of the loop
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What's the source for this?
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What a bunch of cucks
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is devastating news, what am I going to do with my weekend now? At least I assume they play on the weekend, I really have no idea.
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Malty B @maltybiscuit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Shower steam works perfectly fine for 99% of occasions
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