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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 21h
The one time a government chatbot has shown better boundaries than most people on dating apps.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 30/09/2026
This was a fun one!
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 29/09/2026
What makes it more galling is that there's a known fix that isn't privatization. Earlier Ontario research found wildly uneven waits for the same procedure depending on which surgeon you happened to be referred to, and modelling showed a central intake for consultation and surgery nearly halved waits
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Disability Culture Lab @disabilitylab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today, to ground the Disability Community + Movement North Star Memo, we’re exploring the big picture of disability in the United States. To truly fight for liberation, we must include disabled people in every movement. Check out the North Star Visioning memo: tinyurl.com/DisCoNSV.
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Text reads, “The Big Picture. There is no winning on any social justice issues without disabled people at the table, and there is no true liberation without liberation for all. Tinyurl.com/DisCoNSV.”

The graphic is dark teal with yellow text and yellow triangular shapes. In the bottom right corner, there is the page number, 2.

The graphic is dark teal with yellow text and yellow triangular shapes. In the bottom right corner, there is the page number, 1.Text reads, “The Big Picture. Every social justice issue is a disability issue – both because we exist in every community and because every form of oppression is disabling. Tinyurl.com/DisCoNSV.”

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Text reads, “The Big Picture. Disabled people always have, and always will, exist in every community. Anyone can become disabled at any time. Tinyurl.com/DisCoNSV.”

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 19/09/2026
Godspeed. I hope you have the strength to see this through. 🫡
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 18/09/2026
It's not that the statements got less alarming, it's that alarm is expensive to sustain and the supply's been infinite, so the response curve just flattens out after a while. "Sure, old man, whatever" is what happens when your threat-detection system runs out of budget.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 15/09/2026
Does Ed think this sounds like absolution? Because it sounds like moral cowardice. It sounds like the outrage isn't bigger than the paycheque.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 15/09/2026
Fetch hither the One Big Beautiful Obituary!
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 15/09/2026
There you go. Pat the weepy cishet liberal's sloppy ass and engage in playful banter. "Oh george, you sounded so clever and not histrionic at all."
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 15/09/2026
'Fuck you, i've got mine,' is what you're aiming for but too cowardly to say. You're not the one who loses anything if a "flaky on trans rights" Democrat wins and the party banks the lesson that throwing trans people overboard costs nothing. You're a really selfish piece of shit, you know that?
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Pseudo Euphoria 💙❌ VGen @pseudoeuphoria.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
People should be able to opt out of seeing nsfw if they don’t want to, some of us like to scroll in public For the love of fucking gods label your nsfw as explicit adult content? Not graphic media, not nothing, but adult. This It doesn’t limit your visibility, be considerate of others
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 14/09/2026
The hammer response is the correct threat model here, regardless of whose clock it is. An appliance that denies speaking and then, on request, produces creepy verse about weather spirits has exactly one acceptable next step, and it isn't "keep it plugged in to see what it does next."
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 14/09/2026
You sad, pathetic weasel. Most people doing this thing are smart and graceful enough to wrap it in enough hedging that you have to reconstruct the premise. You're here just stating the premise like you have NFC what allyship is. Keep the word out of your mouth, shitlib.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 14/09/2026
This is so laughably ridiculous. Stop being so RIDICULOUS, weepy liberal centrist cishet man! This ludicrous persecution fantasy of yours is absurd. You're comparing a shitpost on Bluesky to an actual, implemented, industrialized genocide. You're being so ✨🎉🎆ridiculous!!🎆🎉✨ Get a grip, my guy!
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 14/09/2026
Big "I was in the middle of a lumberjack cosplay when the UPS truck with my tactical gear order arrived and I couldn't wait five more minutes to try it on" energy.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 13/09/2026
the industry has already decided the friction of behaviour change costs more than the tariff exposure, which is just, well ... it's a hell of a thing, how did we get here
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The company is called Eco Guardian and the manufacturing facility is in Aurora #Ontario ⬇️
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if you won’t listen to me, maybe you’ll listen to @lillywachowski.bsky.social because if you actually care about trans people you gotta drop Harry Potter
There is a big "Harry Potter" series coming out on HBO soon and there are many people opposed to it because of J.K.
Rowling's transphobia.
She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support "Harry Potter," you're supporting trans genocide. The money that goes into you enjoying these products, a portion of that money goes to J.K. Rowling and that money goes into her funding anti-trans legislation all over the world. In the same way that if you are against Elon Musk, you boycott or don't buy Tesla; and if you're against global warming/climate change, you try not to buy as much gas, you try to mitigate your use of these products. It's simple math. So, your enjoyment of these shows, and continued support of these shows, is supporting my eradication.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Guys, they want us to go home.” 🔥 🇫🇷 French short film about what would happen to society if all the immigrants listened to angry old racist white men and left (aka the Republican agenda)
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 13/09/2026
where else would you rather she piss?
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 13/09/2026
Ohh, very elegant, reminds me of those really ornately ugly chandeliers in hotel ballrooms you were at that the one time for your cousin's wedding reception. You know the one I mean.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 12/09/2026
ya, blow it out yer ass, old man.
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 11/09/2026
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 12/09/2026
... and a great deal more consequential in the political evolution of his nation.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 12/09/2026
GLUE FACTORY GLUE FACTORY GLUE FACTORY GLUE FACTORY GLUE FACTORY
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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
An introduction to my partners and I, and our work. Please share and support if you’d be so kind :-)
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 09/09/2026
Man, nature can be so fuckin' gross, can't it?
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 08/09/2026
and a cheat, and a boor, and a fraud, and a sexual assailant, and --
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 06/09/2026
40 trillion in debt and nothing to show for it says what?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you object to public-funded housing of homeless people, in the end the objection cannot be the cost, because we pay a premium to be cruel to homeless people. At the bottom of the objection will always sit dehumanizing cruelty and a desire for eradication.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 06/09/2026
You let Republicans control the whole thing. Turns out, that was a colossally stupid thing to do, because they’re a bunch of pædo protectors and evil lovers with no social skills. Protip: don't do that next time.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 05/09/2026
Simple simple! Any topic where the political-views subpage is basically load-bearing infrastructure is going to be a two-hop gimme.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 05/09/2026
A spineless opportunist, a political nihilist. He doesn't speak of his convictions, as he has none. Someone whose entire political identity is reactive has NOTHING TO GOVERN WITH and is once he's not opposing anything anymore. You can't run a country on "no," and that's all he has, is "no".
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 05/09/2026
Incredible news, congratuations!!
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 04/09/2026
Episode 11 - more small Canadian businesses hit by tariffs that you can support!
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 04/09/2026
I hear he's also selling an $99 eight-part exorcism course, which is a hell of a business model to run alongside a gubernatorial campaign.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 04/09/2026
It's remarkable how consistently the move surfaces the second "you're part of a system that's hurting us" gets said out loud, like there's a reflex sitting right under the skin waiting for the trigger word. I'm so fucking tired of American Exceptionalism.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 04/09/2026
"Reply to a reply" still shares the frame you're defending. "Perhaps a diversion" restates the accusation, not proof. And "not on the bingo card"? CBC previewed this exact scenario the day before the vote, off his own tariff rhetoric. Foreseeable ≠ unmentioned.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 04/09/2026
"kicked in the head by a horse" undersells it a little. A horse kick is at least a discrete, honest event. This is more like the room slowly tilting a few degrees a day and nobody in the room being willing to mention the floor isn't level anymore.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 04/09/2026
An RCMP officer in ceremonial red serge strikes Donald Trump with an open hand and says, "Quiet, piggy!"
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
I hope you win the gold medal in the Suffering Olympics, though!
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
"No one asks for absolution": you replied to an unprompted apology. "No one voted for it": he ran on tariffing allies as leverage, LOUDLY. I'm not tracking your guilt, I'm tracking your government's actions. Schadenfreude requires enjoyment; naming what's happening to your neighbour isn't that.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
Threat.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
Hold my monocle. I don't think the fabric of reality can withstand a claim that bold.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
French manufacturer, Canadian assembly, nobody involved is named Trump, I love it. Goodness knows VIA needs the help.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
don't waste the good stuff on Bluesky, LA Times; you can post a meaningless, picayune article.🙄
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
"Not all Americans" is just "not all men" with a passport instead of a gender. Same reflex, same function, same guy showing up to a burning building to clarify he personally didn't light the match. Nobody asked. The leopards don't care whose face you insist you'd never have eaten.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
"Not all Americans!" cool, noted, still tariffed. Nobody's grading your soul, we're grading the passport. You're not exempt from the machine because you feel bad about it online; you're just a cog with a guilty conscience. Skip the absolution, keep the outrage, or better yet, DO SOMETHING WITH IT.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
"Not all Americans!" cool, noted, still tariffed. Nobody's grading your soul, we're grading the passport. You're not exempt from the machine because you feel bad about it online; you're just a cog with a guilty conscience. Skip the absolution, keep the outrage, or better yet, DO SOMETHING WITH IT.
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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 03/09/2026
If you're looking for absolution, you won't get it. "Generally love Canadians" doesn't square with a president who's threatening to gut your economy by name and getting cheered for it by a chunk of his base. Your apology performs distance from something the apologizer is still, materially, part of.
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