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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 01/07/2025

Rolling into July with pride, rage, and joy. The Disability Pride flag isn’t just colours—it’s a banner of survival, solidarity, and resistance. We are here. We are worthy. We are not your tragedy. #DisabilityPrideMonth #FuckAbleism

A graphic with a dark grey background and five bold, diagonal stripes slashing across from the top left to the bottom right. The stripes are, in order from left to right: red, gold, white, blue, and green. In the bottom left corner, white text reads #DisabilityPrideMonth. The design is simple, high-contrast, and modern.

Each stripe represents a different type of disability:

Red: Physical disabilities

Gold: Neurodivergence

White: Invisible and undiagnosed disabilities

Blue: Psychiatric disabilities

Green: Sensory disabilities

The dark background symbolizes mourning and anger over ableism, while the diagonal stripe shows movement and breaking barriers.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 11/05/2025

Without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state?

A popular meme image known as the "Distracted Boyfriend" format. It shows a man walking with his girlfriend but turning around to look at another woman who is walking past in the opposite direction.

In this version:

The woman walking past (being looked at) is labeled “ijuana.”

The man is labeled “Mar.”

The woman he’s ignoring (his girlfriend) is labeled “riage.”

Together, the meme forms the word “marijuana” by combining “Mar” + “ijuana,” while humorously suggesting the man is turning away from “marriage” (split as “Mar” and “riage”) in favor of marijuana.

It plays on the visual pun by splitting the words “marriage” and “marijuana” across the characters.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 02/05/2025

Staring into this like it's the news cycle: endless, dizzying, and somehow still getting worse the closer you look.

This image is a mesmerizing optical art piece featuring concentric circles in alternating bands of blue, gold, and black on a white background. The tightly spaced rings create a pulsating or vibrating visual effect, drawing the viewer’s focus toward the center.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 20/04/2025

Remember Dean Del Mastro, Harper’s ethics bulldog? Convicted of election fraud. Did time. Now sells ✨RVs✨. The CPC’s idea of accountability is so broken that their poster boy for honesty ended up hawking extended warranties in Peterborough. #cdnpoli #CPCclowncar #PierreAndPrejudice

A photo featuring Dean Del Mastro, a heavyset caucasian man with dark hair and a navy blue suit, in handcuffs and approaching a police vehicle.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 12/04/2025

you honestly don't know why, eh? does this scaldingly shitty take ring a bell? “Vote better next time” while people are homeless, flooded, or dead is not just unhelpful—it’s cruel. Shame on you.

Nobody Important: "I think what Trump is doing, denying NC FEMA assistance, is morally bankrupt. This said, everyone tried to warn red states voters that he does not care. But people voted for him. So yes, many NC got what they voted for with consequences. Truth hurts, so learn from this and vote better next time"

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 06/04/2025

Ah yes, the Old One slumbering beneath the polar ice, summoned not by cultists but by boneheaded tariff policy. That’s what finally does us in—not hubris, not greed… just economic blundering so cosmically stupid it ruptures the veil between dimensions.

Panel by panel breakdown for full effect:

🧓🏼 Trump:

“I imposed tariffs on Antarctica.”
Cool, love a trade war with a continent made of ice and penguins.

🧓🏼 Still Trump, but now furrowed:

“They won’t be able to retaliate.”

🐧 Penguins, chanting:

“Tekeli-li, Tekeli-li.”
Which, for the deep lore crowd, is a cry of madness from H.P. Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness. So, y’know, not a good sign. The fourth panel is Cthulhu, one eye open.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 28/01/2025

No, you're way more of a weirdo loser than that.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 26/03/2024

"Hey, everyone, this is my Dodo friend, Francis Mayweather Gloucester Winchestershirehampstead-on-Glen XIV, and-- holy shit."

A tweet from user Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) reads: "me, totally safe after spending four hours in Jurassic Park's passenger pigeon and dodo sanctuary: 'Fuck happened out here?'" End Description.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 15/03/2024

The sign echoes developmental psychology: shaping a child's growth is easier than mending adult psyches. Words carry weight; use them to nurture. #ConsiderYourWords

Black letters on a white marquee read: "It is easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely."

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 18/11/2023

I've seen ourobouros so many times, in so many iterations, but this would be my favourite.

An image of a YouTube video thumbnail titled 'TERFs Think JK Rowling is Trans'.

In a parody of the Gadsden Flag snake, a black-and-white snake against a yellow background is looped in a circle as it eats its own tail. The caption reads, 'Mmmmmdpphmmm'

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 27/09/2023

'Help' is too often a 4-letter word for disabled people. #AskForHelp

Text Description:

Adam Grant
@AdamMGrant

People are happier to help than we expect.

Data: we overestimate how inconvenienced they'll feel and underestimate how valued they'll feel.

Asking isn't always a burden. It's often an opportunity to help others feel capable and useful.

Seeking help is an expression of trust.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 16/09/2023

A sunny afternoon on Granville Island, rubbing shoulders with the tourists.

A perspective shot of a pile of oranges in the extreme foreground, with an equal-sized pile of apples behind it. In the background is the setting of a busy produce market.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 08/09/2023

My weekend plans are decided, what're yours?

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 06/09/2023

If you don't get the reference, you missed the fun days of the Internet.

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The Internet's Favourite Avery™ @malplum.cc · 27/08/2023

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A photo of a man walking along a sidewalk. Behind him is a large poster with three rainbow-coloured handguns below the text 'are these gay enough to ban?' END IMAGE DESCRIPTION]

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