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David Grinyer

@malonegranger.bsky.social
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Recovering librarian. Philosophy survivor. Never use a short word when a veritable cornucopia of egregiously auto-omphaloscopic sesquipedalianisms will do. A follow back is NOT an invitation to climb into my DMs unbidden. Ask permission in public first!

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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@femlfm.bsky.social You might need to look this up (I did): Crystal arthropathy. It's what I've been diagnosed with and it's kept me from being as sociable as I'd like for months and I'm missing our language chats. Here's some Susie wisdom. To my gradual return! 🥂
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Those are some pretty spectacular cheekbones she's got there too, no? Is there no end to her gloriouseness? My Spidey sense tells me you're pretty busy right now. Fear not, I'm always pleased to hear from you at whatever intervals! In the meantime here's the seasonal grotto in our conservatory
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
@antonyhopkins.bsky.social Conservatory now. Note elegant antique fairy
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Those Christmas ghosts do love their grammar, don't they!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Good evening Sukie 😊 We're good thanks. Just going home from Peacehaven where we've been with family for our pre-Christmas get together. How's this for a view out to sea!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
After the virus we both benefited from a long holiday in Trieste and Istria, which was lovely. Trieste feels mid 20th c Austro-Hungarian though it's in Italy and Istria fee ls Italian though it's in Croatia. We're much refreshed thanks! Hope you're good too apart from the bah-humbuggery! 😉 😜
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It was very posh school dinners, which was what I'd been led to expect, and no bad thing. Highly enjoyable!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It was all I could do not to kneel in an act of worship! She was everything you could hope for. So knowledgeable and passionate about words, especially Apricity. And with even more human warmth than when she's the other side of a TV screen. I 🥰 her!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Good evening MJ (from Istria)😁
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Stop press: as promised, she managed to make her world-beating granola before collapsing into a heap for 3 hours. Later, she managed a decent portion of my world-beating stir fry with cavolo nero. It's progress but I'll still be flying solo to the market tomorrow, as long as I'm still clean!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Close but no cigar. The last sentence of this is "Reader, I married him", recalling the time when, having swooned into Mr Rochester's manly, tortured arms and plighted her troth, Jane accompanied him churchward to begin her life of connubial bliss in his kitchen.* 📚 🥂 💙 *Cynical, moi?
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I really don't think attacks onA&E staff are funny. But I couldn't help smiling at this juxtaposition of headline and picture. I mean, fancy that pelican following her all the way to the park to vent its spleen!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The archaeological museum in Heraklion is a wonder. And it's only a few miles further to Knossos. They like to boast that those Minoans had better plumbing than the Romans, centuries earlier. They mention their achievements in silicone breast enhancement less often for some reason...
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Ah, don't worry, I was hamming it up. Spent B'day Eve in a hotel that used to be a prison and a lovely B'day as the guest of M. Raymond Blanc Below: 1. The"prison" carpet (in an actual cell!). 2. Its grim inspiration. 3 The happy celebrants!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Here's a fun fact: we spent last night in prison! Or rather a hotel that used to be a prison. The rooms were literally cells. Note the day-counting carpet design! The pinkish one is how it would have looked back in the day. Yikes!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Good morning Kitty 😊 Discovered yesterday that a good place to be when it's scorchio is up in the gods at No. 1 Court, Wimbledon. Shady, superb view of the Court and, above all, a constant cooling breeze! Happy Thursday!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Oops! 😳
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Fabulous! Walked about a million miles a day and stayed at our usual hotel called Forum where they greet us with open arms. They're literally 50 yards from the ruins! Italy knows how to treat coeliacs, as partner is, so fab meals And imagine breakfast here!😋 @sparklykitten.bsky.social
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Good morning Sukie 😊 ☕️ If your Latin isn't up to it (mine wasn't) this means MONEY WELCOME. You don't get the impression those mercantile Pompeiians would be natural Labour voters...
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
@sukie74.bsky.social @ktrev.bsky.social @julhat.bsky.social @sparklykitten.bsky.social Bye Pompeii for now 😢 Here's exquisite art from Villa Ariana where Pliny the Elder died of over-exertion from helping eruption survivors
Part of a fresco from Villa Ariana near to Pompeii
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Good morning Paulette 😊 ☕️ 🥐 Guess where I am!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
For ancient: a splendid snake fresco. For modern: a fountain at the Museum gardens, Capo di Monte, Naples. If only they'd said the Museum was closed we'd have gone another day and seen some Michaelangelos! 😠
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
1. Our ancient guide and soi-disant 79AD eruption survivor (plausibly, no?). 2. Two beautiful people accompanied by 2 living caryatids, one looking a bit cross. 3. Vesuvius at sunset! More to follow in dribs and drabs.
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
You were too polite to mention that I promised a romantic reflection and didn't deliver. Here we are, reflected in the conservatory roof. She is poring over her phone and I over mine. So some irony is involved in the word "romantic". 🙄 🤣
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
@ktrev.bsky.social @julhat.bsky.social @sparklykitten.bsky.social Hello 👋 You lot expressed interest in my Pompeii adventures. Arrived yesterday. Here's: Vesuvius behind a beautiful tree. A couple of new excavations, unseen for 2k years A romantic reflection we spotted at dinner!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
@sparklykitten.bsky.social Arepas al fresco as mentioned yesterday. With the Common looking very Déjeuner sur L'herbe, no? Hope your day is going as pleasantly!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Good morning Your Majesty 😊 ☕ ☕ ☕ 👸 💚 You've mysteriously stopped appearing in my feed! I knew you had things on but eventually I looked you up and was delighted to see you looking absolutely in the pink! Here's a guess-where-I-am featuring a compatriot of yours. Happy Friday!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Egyptian geese with their lings. On the common. Joy! 🥰
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Lovely! And here's our thrill of the day!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
After unwise ingestion during Downing Street away day in Wonderland, tiny chauffeur struggles to keep up with giant Cabinet minister.
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
No translation at the exhibition but I managed to find one on Google
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
As a consolation prize, here's Joan of Arc's actual autograph. The search is still on for some of the selfies she was kind enough to do for fans.Joan Also some magical Hildegard von Bingen youtu.be/HYzPR0nwcmY?...
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I managed to snap the leg off our lovely heirloom ballerina fairy (fig. 1). It seemed a shame to waste a perfectly good leg, so here it is glorifying the lower echelons (fig. 2) 🤪
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
You'll never guess where I'm just back from!* *Yes you will 'cause it says...
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A feline croquembouche! 🥰 Spot the difference:
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ooh, and I've got a little PS. Was at a bit of a loose end last night so I trolled over to the Albert Hall with this:
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
This is what they were predicting about and hour ago. They must've corrected it I suppose...
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
I'm rather proud to say that i made a small contribution to that project in, I think, 1989. Here's a sample of my spoils, complete with graffiti line.
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Was it this one by any chance?
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Andy Pandy
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,425,728!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
A bunch of Ancient Roman slaves, gladiators and wheeling dealing low-lifes!
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Handsome urban sky tonight, no?
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Hey #Twitter or X. I know you have spies here. You have suspended my account for "breaking your rules".You have provided no evidence for this. You are now offering it back in return for a paid subscription. Are you proud of behaving like ransomware? Grateful to anyone reposting this on X 🙏
My notice of suspension . I've repeatedly appealed, begging for evidence, and verified my identity using their own instructions, only to get clearly automated replies saying they "can't verify" me.
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Are they by any chance related? 🤔
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
Is there a sight sadder than a row of naked trampolines?🤔 😢
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
A poor, lonely Gormley seen from a window in the Fort Road Hotel in Margate
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Smudged Harry
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
Just been to this. Fabulous stuff. Ashamed to say that, aside from Artemisia Gentileschi, it wasn't until the C20th section that I found someone I'd even heard of (Gwen John, pictured). The rest papered over by Invisible Women Syndrome, I suppose. 🙄 Highly recommended.
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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
Fresh back from holiday, these were the only clean socks I could find. Statistically I've been wearing socks on the wrong feet half my life! People too polite to mention, I suppose. How embarrassing! 😳
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