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@malmalpractice.bsky.social
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 7h
share if YOU want to be mauled by highland wolves!
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 7h
Woohoo! Woo! Whoa! Ahaha! Whee!
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
eating the rotten tomatoes you throw at me and subsequently gagging
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
just saw the most cheerful girl possibly ever. pure joycoded
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
goodness gracious i just got 1 mark on a random online maths exam i decided to take
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
girled cheese
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
if i were an enuch i would be scheming rn
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my posts aren’t getting any traction. as my loyal followers (in a cultish way) you should be ashamed.
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
how soluble are you
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU are kirby. I am kirby. WE are kirby.
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fuuuuuck i hate education why am i knowledgeable
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if im found dead in the street within the next 24 hours just know that it was markiplier
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im up against some real evil organisations rn
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
goodnight chat im logging off gamers
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
makin’ me money by spinnin’ me wheel such is the way of mr. valve
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
people often compare me to a variety of different toothpastes
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
9/10 people recommend me
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they call me the waist snatcher
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
vegan biofilm
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October #promosky me —> malmal <—- me - shitposts - uhhh - shitty posts - yeah that’s it basically - um here have a picture of an ostrich
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
whore-man of the apocalypse
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
meet me behind the Denny’s for my homemade oyster sauce
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Smithereens To Get Blown To
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you can’t sing in space. except mongolian throat singers. they’re special
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lesbians come from the lesbian mines
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dynamite explosion c4 kaboom kablooey magic pretty please
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bring me 5 sticks
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
shopping spree at the ICU
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you think about it “Dark Side” rhymes with “Park Slide” so it can’t be that bad
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have a package on the way that could incinerate a homophobic courier if opened
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
everyone wants to be a shitposter under communism but nobody wants to work in the piss mines
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mama didnt raise no fritter
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
nooooooo dont make me into takoyaki nooooo
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
would you still love me if i was an eldrich deer god who speaks in maddening tongues
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
big tony’s down. dead. found ‘em in the street outside johnny’s- one hell of a crowd. the guy always did love his theatrics, huh?
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
failing to capitalise on the guaranteed market success of Billie Jean 2
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16/09/2026
it's just a gay boy and his tote bag against the world
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
eugajhHhvGcG Bn im so sweaty eugh
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꒷꒦꒷꒦ A R K A D Y ꒷꒦꒷꒦ @cocainedeathh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i forgot that skunks are real animals omg they’re so cute
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WHY are so many PEOPLE around i WANT to be bitten by my girlfriend in PEACE
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
coming soon to a graveyard near YOU!
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
delivering myself digitally to your house via radio waves
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it’s so hard to be 6’3” and also want to crossdress
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
20 college students VS charlie kirk (HARDCORE 18+)
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oi you ‘mericans should go be bed earlier innit. no fair man’s going sleep now lad while his ma’es still up you ‘ear me??
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
me and the local banshee get up to some mischief at midnight (screaming)
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you know she’s a bottom because she’s got the eye placement of a prey animal
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z9nc @z9nc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
meow
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malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i take great pride in my pfp very blue
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