malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026eating the rotten tomatoes you throw at me and subsequently gagging 020
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026just saw the most cheerful girl possibly ever. pure joycoded 120
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026goodness gracious i just got 1 mark on a random online maths exam i decided to take 130
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 13/10/2026my posts aren’t getting any traction. as my loyal followers (in a cultish way) you should be ashamed. 140
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026fuuuuuck i hate education why am i knowledgeable 130
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026if im found dead in the street within the next 24 hours just know that it was markiplier 051
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026makin’ me money by spinnin’ me wheel such is the way of mr. valve 030
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026people often compare me to a variety of different toothpastes 120
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026October #promosky me —> malmal <—- me - shitposts - uhhh - shitty posts - yeah that’s it basically - um here have a picture of an ostrich 051
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026meet me behind the Denny’s for my homemade oyster sauce 030
Reposted by malmal 🧿lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Top 10 Smithereens To Get Blown To 3358
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you can’t sing in space. except mongolian throat singers. they’re special 020
Reposted by malmal 🧿lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels 222697447
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026dynamite explosion c4 kaboom kablooey magic pretty please 020
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if you think about it “Dark Side” rhymes with “Park Slide” so it can’t be that bad 041
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i have a package on the way that could incinerate a homophobic courier if opened 020
Reposted by malmal 🧿Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026everyone wants to be a shitposter under communism but nobody wants to work in the piss mines 0153
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026would you still love me if i was an eldrich deer god who speaks in maddening tongues 041
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026big tony’s down. dead. found ‘em in the street outside johnny’s- one hell of a crowd. the guy always did love his theatrics, huh? 020
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026failing to capitalise on the guaranteed market success of Billie Jean 2 030
Reposted by malmal 🧿francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16/09/2026it's just a gay boy and his tote bag against the world 0524
Reposted by malmal 🧿꒷꒦꒷꒦ A R K A D Y ꒷꒦꒷꒦ @cocainedeathh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i forgot that skunks are real animals omg they’re so cute 0304
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026WHY are so many PEOPLE around i WANT to be bitten by my girlfriend in PEACE 030
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026delivering myself digitally to your house via radio waves 031
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026it’s so hard to be 6’3” and also want to crossdress 050
Reposted by malmal 🧿malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 10/09/202620 college students VS charlie kirk (HARDCORE 18+) 042
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026oi you ‘mericans should go be bed earlier innit. no fair man’s going sleep now lad while his ma’es still up you ‘ear me?? 030
malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026me and the local banshee get up to some mischief at midnight (screaming) 041
Reposted by malmal 🧿malmal 🧿 @malmalpractice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026you know she’s a bottom because she’s got the eye placement of a prey animal 021