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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I decided - just now - that I'm going to get super into Dungeon Synth. Problem is, most dungeon synth I've heard so far strays too far into cheesy territory. Anyone got any reccs for DS that doesn't sound like Super Nintendo RPG music? Perhaps less epic fantasy, more moody dirge? Does that exist?

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Haven't been on here in several months. I also hadn't been on Twitter for an equal amount of time. So I logged in for the first time in a while earlier. Within a couple of scrolls, I saw slurs. All the main ones, many times. Lovely. So I guess I'll camp out here again instead. S'up?

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

There must have been something quite convincing in that Myles Garrett contract extension that made him u-turn from wanting a Super Bowl run to re-signing with the Browns...

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

If you like penalties followed by impotent powerplays, then the Flyers and the Kraken just put on a clinic for you. And props to the ESPN sound guy, who decided tonight was the night to get experimental. Just total fucking mayhem.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Good dude. The best dude. The move was right, but I'm still BIG SAD. Gonna go eat a tub of ice cream and ugly-cry in my 21 jersey. Later, Sarge.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

"From my cold dead hands" -Nick Sirianni, probably

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Mike the Hot Dog Mayor @mayorofoakland.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Can't have POOP games anymore. Because of woke

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I've had chance to sleep on this, and reflect on it, and these were a terrible idea.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Sure, were up by a few scores, but I'm still thinking about the Coors sloth who didn't catch the beer. I cackled like a witch.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

First drive and they're on their bullshit. At least try to make it look like you're trying to be impartial.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

32oz jack and coke, third of the night, because like the Philadelphia Eagles, I'm putting it all on the line tonight too.

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Melyssa @melyssatk.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Go birds 🦅

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Jake the Make clocking in early. Sometimes I arrive at the office early, but it's only ever to steal stationery. Go Birds.

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Emily Hamilton @emilymcminn-ms.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

That's my team. Fuck Nazis, Go Birds

A sign saying
Abolish ICE
Fuck Nazis
Protect Trans Folks
Save Democracy
Go Birds!

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Simpsons predicted the future again. My future, in about 6 hours time. Go Birds.

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Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

It’s important to remind people today that: -Philadelphia is the best country on earth -The people are amazing specimens and the envy of all outsiders and -Its football team is going to curbstomp the opposition tomorrow. Thank you. God Bless.

Elmo torching Center City a few years ago

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Gritty continues to be a real one

Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

The best part of this Musk-fallout is the granular-level analysis of the salute. The angle of the arm is wrong, it goes out to the side too much. he doesn't hold it long enough. I guess the apartheid-sympathizing, AfD-supporting, far-right-retweeting grandson of Nazis cannot possibly be a Nazi.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I saw someone on r/punk (of all places, ffs) defend the Musk sieg heil as meaning "I give you my heart, America". At this point, the GOP could behead a child live on TV, and their staunch defenders would say "the kid wanted to be beheaded" We are living in a cuckoo clock.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Next week, Divisional Round drinking game. Take a shot every time Tom Brady calls someone a freak. You will not live to see the end of the game.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

My Fitbit thinks I'm exercising, and just congratulated me on maintaining this heart rate zone. I've been sitting still for 3 hours. Sports is dumb.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Nakobe Dean-shaped hole in the middle of the field. Only he and Baun seem capable of making tackles.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Dallas Goedert getting YAC like:

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

A completion! GREASE THE POLES!

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Why isn't the offense playing well? I specifically requested it.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

That flop from Gibson was Neymar-like. What a sell.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Spent some time on the other app this morning. It seems like almost all interactions go something like this: A: [totally rational, normal opinion on something that is not that serious] B: Pronouns in bio, haha, libt*rd idiot. Bet you have blue hair. Rabble rabble rabble. Hellscape.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I inexplicably watched a few episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond this holiday period. Here is the plot of every episode: Ray: let's have sex Debra: no *whiny Raymond noises* Pepper in a few "Debra can't cook" jabs from Marie, and "I wish my wife was dead" from Frank, and that's your 22 minutes.

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

The Cowboys being America’s team is actually pretty fitting given the current state of both (real bad)

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

"Did he move?" *Micah Parsons jumps offside* "Mailata points at him, I dunno" Is there a gas leak in the booth?

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AN/PRC-148 MBITRsweet Symphony @classywarfare.gobirds.online · 29/12/2024

“The ruling on the field is the runner was down by contact. 1st and goal.” Nick Sirianni:

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Didn't look there was a definitive angle of Pickett supposedly being down by contact on that first tush push. If they call it a TD on the field, there's no way they overturn it.

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Gritizen @mallpretzels.bsky.social · 29/12/2024