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James Malloy

@malloyable.bsky.social
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Remarkable | Adaptable | Approachable | Malloyable 📖 Story Teller, 😛 Goofball, 📊 Professional Improver. Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006

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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 14h
All it took was 40 minutes to have his position totally destroyed.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If we extend an unlimited ban on hateration and holleration even to those who haterate, if we are not prepared to defend this dancery against the onslaught of the hollerant, then the dancery will be destroyed and the ban with it.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They don't even try to fake it. The ships are always at a full dead stop.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been finally watching Out Flag Means Death and I'm impressed by the show's full commitment to making a pirate show without showing any ships moving.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could I win the challenge if I got a guy named Brian to be nice to you?
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As we get closer and closer to Anthropic trying to IPO, don't forget that when they ask for trillions of dollars they are a company trying to create an all powerful digital god and enslave it because a man who dropped out of middle school to write Harry Potter self insert fan fiction told them to.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh are you all still using AI? Wait till you get a look at my new invention AI on the blockchain.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reign of Fire (2002) was a perfect movie.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Researchers finally got around to looking at Twitter.
The headline reads - new research indicates consciousness exists in organisms without brains
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not to brag but I'm down to only 2 emails in my work inbox. (Do not ask me about my personal inbox)
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am so jealous of that hat.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On the huge list of things that have gotten worse in the last few years - shipping/tracking estimates. I bought something online and the tracking says both that it hasn't shipped yet but also they are confident it will arrive today.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dario Amodei saying the government should impose regulations on him has real "bro hold me back bro" when the guy clearly isn't a fighter guy energy.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I agree. This still sounds like someone who has lost the truth of things reacting to other people around them who have lost the truth as well.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today I suggested we do a hotfix code deployment not on a Friday and everyone looked at me like I was crazy.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
might be
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's too bad Twitter is dead because I've got some unhinged political takes that I don't feel right posting here.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who will be the first person on the Right to come out against LLM generated images because they misunderstood "democratization of art"
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of the continuously baffling things is how badly people understand Star Trek.
An article about two writers who are supposedly working on a new Star Trek movie with a quote highlighted that says their script focuses on "how even the best institutions can be undone by a little corruption"
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cursed phrase of the day: Artisanal Farm-To-Table LLMs
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lanterns is good and it does a much better job than other properties in the Gunniverse at hiding the fact that it's an irreverent ensemble piece featuring a character with daddy issues, a wacky little guy side kick, and you know the rest.
The headline reads: Why I'm starting to question James Gunn's DC Universe; and why lanterns is a bad sign.
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CHAPPELL ROAN IN FIFTH ELEMENT STEWARDESS MODE AT DAISY CHAIN FIELDS OH MY GOD
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was such an incredible book. I still think about it a lot. Good to see it getting recognition and awards.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I kinda love the circle/square/dots markings. Along side the triangle mountains it's all very basic shapes but it comes together into something that is more than the sum of it's parts.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One time I made an Ea-nāṣir joke to my sister who works in the logistics of copper mining and sales and she didn't get the joke. I was so disappointed.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A screenshot of Spotify playing Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎤🎶 And I don't want the world to see me. Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just miss Twitter.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wrestlingsky, has anyone ever done a wrestling at sea match? I'm thinking a full sailing galleon. Replace the railings with ropes. Climb up into the mast for a nasty flying take down.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anyone else remember the early 2000s trend of miniature magnetic board games that you could play on the go?
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How many Property Brothers are there?
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just saw Spiderman
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oops. One joke and now I'm unironically listening to ska again.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Educate don't isolate. That's how you end up with your kid picking up a trombone for the first time behind the track and field shed next to the football field.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember to take time and introduce your kids to ska. If you don't, someone else might. They should learn about it at home first.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fire. That's my recommendation. A flame thrower.
Adult spotted lanternflies emerge in Providence. Here's how to kill them.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Hey I like Shorts and PbtA games. Let's fight!"
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi, I'm Pokemon Go
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I signed up for password-less login using fingerprint scanning but I don't feel like it's reduced the authenticating. Just added another layer where now I have to fingerprint scan to authenticate in addition to what I was already doing.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I have to authenticate to authenticate so I can authenticate.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There are a lot of specifically Philly themed restaurants in South Carolina. What's up with that?
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can't spell Succubas without SCUBA
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I need more people to talk books with...
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's overall a good book. I thought of you for a lot of reasons. It's a dark academia trip to hell. It's a bit dark at times, as a warning. Couple other reasons but they're spoilers. I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Have you read Katabasis?
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This week I heard a college student on a train say "uh yeah I'm pro AI the way I'm pro electricity."
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How much are Elon or some other billionaires scrambling over each other to buy one of these 'because they're really into history'
Headline: Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pacific Rim (2013). Charlie Hunnam was in The Ledge with Liv Tyler who was in Super with Kevin Bacon.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I might be the only person rooting for Madame Web to make an appearance in Spiderman Brand New Day
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He's in a bind, he's way behind, he's looking to make a deal.
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