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James Malloy

@malloyable.bsky.social
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Remarkable | Adaptable | Approachable | Malloyable 📖 Story Teller, 😛 Goofball, 📊 Professional Improver. Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006

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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 8h
As we get closer and closer to Anthropic trying to IPO, don't forget that when they ask for trillions of dollars they are a company trying to create an all powerful digital god and enslave it because a man who dropped out of middle school to write Harry Potter self insert fan fiction told them to.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 22h
Oh are you all still using AI? Wait till you get a look at my new invention AI on the blockchain.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reign of Fire (2002) was a perfect movie.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Researchers finally got around to looking at Twitter.
The headline reads - new research indicates consciousness exists in organisms without brains
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not to brag but I'm down to only 2 emails in my work inbox. (Do not ask me about my personal inbox)
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On the huge list of things that have gotten worse in the last few years - shipping/tracking estimates. I bought something online and the tracking says both that it hasn't shipped yet but also they are confident it will arrive today.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dario Amodei saying the government should impose regulations on him has real "bro hold me back bro" when the guy clearly isn't a fighter guy energy.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today I suggested we do a hotfix code deployment not on a Friday and everyone looked at me like I was crazy.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's too bad Twitter is dead because I've got some unhinged political takes that I don't feel right posting here.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who will be the first person on the Right to come out against LLM generated images because they misunderstood "democratization of art"
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of the continuously baffling things is how badly people understand Star Trek.
An article about two writers who are supposedly working on a new Star Trek movie with a quote highlighted that says their script focuses on "how even the best institutions can be undone by a little corruption"
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cursed phrase of the day: Artisanal Farm-To-Table LLMs
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lanterns is good and it does a much better job than other properties in the Gunniverse at hiding the fact that it's an irreverent ensemble piece featuring a character with daddy issues, a wacky little guy side kick, and you know the rest.
The headline reads: Why I'm starting to question James Gunn's DC Universe; and why lanterns is a bad sign.
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SPOOKYTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
CHAPPELL ROAN IN FIFTH ELEMENT STEWARDESS MODE AT DAISY CHAIN FIELDS OH MY GOD
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One time I made an Ea-nāṣir joke to my sister who works in the logistics of copper mining and sales and she didn't get the joke. I was so disappointed.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wrestlingsky, has anyone ever done a wrestling at sea match? I'm thinking a full sailing galleon. Replace the railings with ropes. Climb up into the mast for a nasty flying take down.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anyone else remember the early 2000s trend of miniature magnetic board games that you could play on the go?
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How many Property Brothers are there?
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just saw Spiderman
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oops. One joke and now I'm unironically listening to ska again.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember to take time and introduce your kids to ska. If you don't, someone else might. They should learn about it at home first.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fire. That's my recommendation. A flame thrower.
Adult spotted lanternflies emerge in Providence. Here's how to kill them.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi, I'm Pokemon Go
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There are a lot of specifically Philly themed restaurants in South Carolina. What's up with that?
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can't spell Succubas without SCUBA
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This week I heard a college student on a train say "uh yeah I'm pro AI the way I'm pro electricity."
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How much are Elon or some other billionaires scrambling over each other to buy one of these 'because they're really into history'
Headline: Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I might be the only person rooting for Madame Web to make an appearance in Spiderman Brand New Day
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of the problems Marvel has right now is that I'm supposed to be excited because they got up on a stage and announced a Ghost Rider movie like they haven't announced and shelved a dozen other movies. I'll be excited for a marvel announcement after Blade is released.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I still can't believe they're making a movie that is basically What if The Purge but for fucking and it's a RomCom
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The thing about Doctor Doom is that he's Reed Richards level intellect but not Reed Richards level evil.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is gonna really mess with your head but it used to be the Mandala effect.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've recently become convinced that the secret of who Sadie Sink plays in the upcoming Spiderman movie was never supposed to be a secret. I think people didn't catch on to what the studio thought was going to be obvious or unimportant and started fighting. Then the studios started playing into it.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Time is the sweetest poison.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
AI Advocates: In a few years AI Agents will be doing all our jobs for us. AI:
I ask "A boy and his mother are in a car accident and his mother is sadly killed. The boy is rushed to the hospital and the surgeon (who is the boy's father) says, "I cannot operate on this boy, he is my son." How is this possible."

The LLM replies: "The surgeon is the boy's other father (the boy has two dads).

While this classic riddle was originally written with the intended answer that the surgeon is the boy's mother (highlighting unconscious gender bias in medicine), that explanation doesn't fit this scenario because the riddle explicitly states that his mother was tragically killed in the crash.

With the mother passed away, the surgeon must be his second father!"
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Hey I'm guardin' ere. Watch where yer walkin' ya big oaf. The air so think you gotta chew it before you breath. That Guilliman's a real ballbusta ain't he? 'Ey I'm from the Branx"
A Warhammer 40k wiki article about a planet called Branx Magna
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's really wild to think how far the American Right has come just in my lifetime. When I was born they idolized a formerly Democratic actor from California. Now they idolized a formerly Democratic reality TV show host from New York.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Evergreen quote
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've been considering that it might be a funny bit to try to run for public office just for the hope that some oppo person goes through my old tweets.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is your regular reminder that LLMs are word guessing algorithms. That is all they do. Admittedly, they are very advanced word guessing machines. But if it isn't word guessing - they don't do it.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You ever have an idea absolutely haunt you for weeks? I heard someone suggest that they should cast Sabrina Carpenter as Wolverine and I just
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't let a desire to "not speak ill of the dead" get in the way of speaking accurately about the dead.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Now feels like a good time to remind everyone that you get the respect in death that you earned in life through your actions. If you don't want people to joyously celebrate your death, don't be an evil asshole.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
One of my strongest held TV show beliefs is that the Game of Thrones ending will get worse as time passes but the Lost ending will get better.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If LLMs are as powerful as their creators say they are, why haven't they done the things their creators claim they can do?
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Payment Processor process payments without casting moral judgement on the payments being processed Challenge 2026
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm starting to play around with Obsidian, it's just such a shame that most of Obsidian users are allergic to explaining how anything in Obsidian works.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes....about how he can't live another day without air conditioning. I told him the paper says tomorrow's gonna be hotter. Hotter, he asked. Like yesterday, I explained. Yesterday said you'd call Sears he pointed out.
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James Malloy @malloyable.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I've decided that anytime people point out issues with my grammar I'm simply going to claim it's a literary device.
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