Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Niiice one! Was not impressed with Telstra's issues this morning but managed to get mine for my mates as well! 110
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/07/202615 years since one of the most amazing shows at The Forum I've ever been to So intimate, was within 3 rows of the stage John McCrea lost his shit at his guitar and roadie, off his chops for most of it Was amazing My inner 90s teenager is getting dizzy again! 210
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The world's currently being held hostage & to ransom by the rantings & ravings of a demented lunatic, with no filter, decorum, diplomacy or control Donald Trump must be removed from office, either via the legal channels of Congress, or if necessary by force No other options 020
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/04/2026That orange fuckwit is a maniac An unhinged, wildly unpredictable and dangerously narcissistic maniac He must be stopped And if he won't stop, whatever he orders needs to be ignored Wilful and conscientious disobedience of a psychopath Donald Trump must be stopped 010
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/04/2026At a time when this monumental achievement should be celebrated, all I can think of is that *all of us* would be better off without about 30 of the worst, most violent, most despicable, most narcissistic and most greedy humans to ever have existed on this planet, at the same time in the 21st century 000
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If this whole shitfuckery delivered solely by the hand of the orange fuckwit doesn't shift the debate to massive investment in localised renewable energy needs to secure our energy needs, we never will and this planet will burn hotter and faster and sooner Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk 030
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 17/02/2026How many times do they have to keep playing the same shitty song over and over and over again before they get the goddamned hint? 030
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Apropos of nothing, a very distant 26th out of 26 in their first runmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` oh no '' .Alt: a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` oh no '' . 1151
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The reality for most is damning...media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares ''Alt: a man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares '' 000
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Thr answers are made up and the points don't matter Americans saw what this grotesque sack of adipose was and is... TWICE... and they STILL said, "Yup, that's who and what we want, that's OUR guy!" Pack of fucking deplorables, indeedmedia.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares ''Alt: a man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares '' 000
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Limitless, authentic fettuccine carbonarra with guinciale and egg yolks, no cream... perfect pecorino romano cheese... Stop it. How many days? 🤣 120
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Billionaires should be hunted for sport Trillionaires should just be hunted @washingtonpost.com #WashingtonPost 020
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Two words: Nick. Fucking. Cave. 🤘 Witnessed one of the most amazing performances I've ever seen, and ticked off a bucket list item at the same time. Simply incredible, and worth standing for 4 ½ hours so close to the front of the stage! 050
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Thanks A bit over ½way to where I would love to be - been a lot of hard work, cutting portions, managing my nemesis: carbs! Good thing is I really enjoy cooking! Still indulge in Friday night FnC, but becoming more of a struggle with the grease & oil (even with grilled fish) Clean foods all the way! 110
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Doing the whole healthy, change of lifestyle piece, and havent eaten Maccas in more than 6 months Walked past an open door in the CBD yesterday where a waft of greasy stench screamed out and hit me in the face. Wanted to hurl. Wont touch it ever again! 120
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The Americanisation (sp?) Of AusDay amongst populists & the easily-swayed over the last decade has been gross If they weren't so loud and vocal, we wouldn't know any better or hear about it But their loud-mouths are very loud... & so we have to yell back with historical facts that they dont like 000
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Unfortunately, plenty do care (and are the most vocal/noisey) about keeping the date as Jan 26 😡 Saw someone suggest that it should be the last Monday of January.... That way when you leave work on Friday, you can say the most Australian thing ever... "See you next Tuesday!" 🤣 #Straya 120
Reposted by MalkMontague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount 113334
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 26/01/2026This is your soon to be regular reminder that we moved the date for the #Hottest100 - allegedly sacrilegious and revered to only ever be held on AusDay! - just a few years ago & now no one gives a shit what date or weekend its held So just change the fucking date #AustraliaDay 140
Reposted by MalkTorrential Thrill @torrentialthrill.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Robbed again! Probably 🤣 #TripleJ #Hottest100 #TripleJHottest100 youtu.be/3PKW5i1PKYo?...youtu.beTORRENTIAL THRILL - "You May Be Right" (Billy Joel Cover)YouTube video by TORRENTIAL THRILL 011
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 21/01/2026This whole timeline we find ourselves in is fucking cooked. The Mad Rabet makes all the points #auspol #HateSpeech 220
Reposted by MalkTorrential Thrill @torrentialthrill.bsky.social · 17/01/2026In 2017 we released our 2nd album - "Nothing as it Seems" Following the conclusion of our distribution deal with Hellfire Records, we are excited to announce that we will be re-releasing it independently, to all digital platforms on Feb 1, 2026! #NothingAsItSeems #HoldOnTight 001
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 17/01/2026🤦♂️ Out-Shitty-Renegading the Shitty Renegades #SosososososoRenegadeymedia.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson talking on a phone with fox hd on the bottomAlt: a cartoon of homer simpson talking on a phone with fox hd on the bottom 010
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 11/01/202610 years since I still want three heads on spikes for their culpability and complicity in their gross negligence, corruption, cover up & conspiracy: Dank Evans Demetriou May they sleep restlessly until their conscience, without thought of profit, decides to do the right thing 010
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I really feel that I should be given an honorary life membership to a psychiatric clinic of my choice, given the last 20+ years... But thanks for the pin, EFC! #GottaBeOurYear #PleaseDontBeShitIn2026 020
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Sore af! 🤕 Pretty good day out! Thornhill didnt have their gear until very late? Looked like they set up after Stand Atlantic finished 😡 Hope there's 40,000 beach balls in Sydney today 🤣 Garbage I thought were a big disappointment 😪 Votes: Tonight Alive 🤘🤘🤘 Machine Head🤘🤘 Tool 🤘 How was yours? 110
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Knocked Loose def not for me But I missed Alpha Wolf at last Good Things because The Living End (no fucking regrets there!) so keen to see them this time! 🤘 000
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Yikes Impressed that went ahead Talk about limiting the demographics 010
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Regional areas chosen because a) neglected sector b) waaaaay cheaper than traditional metro sites PWD's recent 20 year anniversary tour Limited number of bands to deem a "festival" Vendors hear "festival" and gouge the organisers GoodThings, Metallica, ACDC The economy is completely fucked 110
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Parkwaves Festival - the festival initiated/owned by Parkway Drive - collapsed today 😡 120
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025If drug companies weren't money sucking devil-spawned conglomerates, bowed down to goddamned shareholders' returns... It would help... 000
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025The Australian music industry, and likely the wider Australian economy, is absolutely cooked right now... #RIPParkwaves 110
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Look... devastated it's been cancelled... but Carribean Gardens can GAGF as a festival venue, I reckon So... Work Xmas Party this week Good Thangs Friday Little Aths in the AM AND PM for the Little Man AND Scheduled to do OT on Sunday RIP me, my liver, my schedule and my sanity 010
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Oh no... not Parkwaves... NOT PARKWAVES!!! 😭media.tenor.coma cartoon of marge simpson with her mouth openAlt: a cartoon of marge simpson with her mouth open 100
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Y&J 10am 3oz bourbon k thx bai 🤣media.tenor.coma man with his mouth open is surrounded by a crowd of peopleAlt: a man with his mouth open is surrounded by a crowd of people 110
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage! 050
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Amy Lee just absolutely fucking killed it!!! 🤘😍🤘 #Metallica #M72Melbourne 000
Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025They should have got The Shitty Beatles to open up #Metallica #M72Melbourne 000