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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Niiice one! Was not impressed with Telstra's issues this morning but managed to get mine for my mates as well!
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
15 years since one of the most amazing shows at The Forum I've ever been to So intimate, was within 3 rows of the stage John McCrea lost his shit at his guitar and roadie, off his chops for most of it Was amazing My inner 90s teenager is getting dizzy again!
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
OMG!!!! CAKE ARE COMING!!!!!
Cake the band advertising shows in Australia March 2027
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The world's currently being held hostage & to ransom by the rantings & ravings of a demented lunatic, with no filter, decorum, diplomacy or control Donald Trump must be removed from office, either via the legal channels of Congress, or if necessary by force No other options
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This planet doesn't deserve this image
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That orange fuckwit is a maniac An unhinged, wildly unpredictable and dangerously narcissistic maniac He must be stopped And if he won't stop, whatever he orders needs to be ignored Wilful and conscientious disobedience of a psychopath Donald Trump must be stopped
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
At a time when this monumental achievement should be celebrated, all I can think of is that *all of us* would be better off without about 30 of the worst, most violent, most despicable, most narcissistic and most greedy humans to ever have existed on this planet, at the same time in the 21st century
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If this whole shitfuckery delivered solely by the hand of the orange fuckwit doesn't shift the debate to massive investment in localised renewable energy needs to secure our energy needs, we never will and this planet will burn hotter and faster and sooner Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
How many times do they have to keep playing the same shitty song over and over and over again before they get the goddamned hint?
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Apropos of nothing, a very distant 26th out of 26 in their first run
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a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` oh no '' .
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The reality for most is damning...
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a man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares ''
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Some of those that work forces...
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
"Never gonna be a skinny man..." @beardoweirdo.bsky.social
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Thr answers are made up and the points don't matter Americans saw what this grotesque sack of adipose was and is... TWICE... and they STILL said, "Yup, that's who and what we want, that's OUR guy!" Pack of fucking deplorables, indeed
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a man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares ''
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Starting my biltong-making era See you in 72 hours
Domestic dehydrator loaded with cuts of meat, making biltong
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Limitless, authentic fettuccine carbonarra with guinciale and egg yolks, no cream... perfect pecorino romano cheese... Stop it. How many days? 🤣
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Billionaires should be hunted for sport Trillionaires should just be hunted @washingtonpost.com #WashingtonPost
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Two words: Nick. Fucking. Cave. 🤘 Witnessed one of the most amazing performances I've ever seen, and ticked off a bucket list item at the same time. Simply incredible, and worth standing for 4 ½ hours so close to the front of the stage!
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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Thanks A bit over ½way to where I would love to be - been a lot of hard work, cutting portions, managing my nemesis: carbs! Good thing is I really enjoy cooking! Still indulge in Friday night FnC, but becoming more of a struggle with the grease & oil (even with grilled fish) Clean foods all the way!
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Doing the whole healthy, change of lifestyle piece, and havent eaten Maccas in more than 6 months Walked past an open door in the CBD yesterday where a waft of greasy stench screamed out and hit me in the face. Wanted to hurl. Wont touch it ever again!
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The Americanisation (sp?) Of AusDay amongst populists & the easily-swayed over the last decade has been gross If they weren't so loud and vocal, we wouldn't know any better or hear about it But their loud-mouths are very loud... & so we have to yell back with historical facts that they dont like
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Unfortunately, plenty do care (and are the most vocal/noisey) about keeping the date as Jan 26 😡 Saw someone suggest that it should be the last Monday of January.... That way when you leave work on Friday, you can say the most Australian thing ever... "See you next Tuesday!" 🤣 #Straya
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is your soon to be regular reminder that we moved the date for the #Hottest100 - allegedly sacrilegious and revered to only ever be held on AusDay! - just a few years ago & now no one gives a shit what date or weekend its held So just change the fucking date #AustraliaDay
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The hottest week of their lives... so far...
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Torrential Thrill @torrentialthrill.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Robbed again! Probably 🤣 #TripleJ #Hottest100 #TripleJHottest100 youtu.be/3PKW5i1PKYo?...
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TORRENTIAL THRILL - "You May Be Right" (Billy Joel Cover)
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Oh snap... hadn't thought of that!
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This whole timeline we find ourselves in is fucking cooked. The Mad Rabet makes all the points #auspol #HateSpeech
Picture of the worst person you know that just made a great pointSenator Balph Rabet making points on the new hate speech bill
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Torrential Thrill @torrentialthrill.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
In 2017 we released our 2nd album - "Nothing as it Seems" Following the conclusion of our distribution deal with Hellfire Records, we are excited to announce that we will be re-releasing it independently, to all digital platforms on Feb 1, 2026! #NothingAsItSeems #HoldOnTight
Album cover of Torrential Thrill's 2nd album, "Nothing As It Seems", featuring an angry lions holding a family by the threads of their clothesInside cover of Torrential Thrill's 2nd album, "Nothing As It Seems", featuring an lions and a zebra playing chess with puny humans
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
🤦‍♂️ Out-Shitty-Renegading the Shitty Renegades #SosososososoRenegadey
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
10 years since I still want three heads on spikes for their culpability and complicity in their gross negligence, corruption, cover up & conspiracy: Dank Evans Demetriou May they sleep restlessly until their conscience, without thought of profit, decides to do the right thing
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I really feel that I should be given an honorary life membership to a psychiatric clinic of my choice, given the last 20+ years... But thanks for the pin, EFC! #GottaBeOurYear #PleaseDontBeShitIn2026
Essendon Membership showing 30 years, with a pin to commemorate
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Sore af! 🤕 Pretty good day out! Thornhill didnt have their gear until very late? Looked like they set up after Stand Atlantic finished 😡 Hope there's 40,000 beach balls in Sydney today 🤣 Garbage I thought were a big disappointment 😪 Votes: Tonight Alive 🤘🤘🤘 Machine Head🤘🤘 Tool 🤘 How was yours?
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Knocked Loose def not for me But I missed Alpha Wolf at last Good Things because The Living End (no fucking regrets there!) so keen to see them this time! 🤘
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Yikes Impressed that went ahead Talk about limiting the demographics
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Regional areas chosen because a) neglected sector b) waaaaay cheaper than traditional metro sites PWD's recent 20 year anniversary tour Limited number of bands to deem a "festival" Vendors hear "festival" and gouge the organisers GoodThings, Metallica, ACDC The economy is completely fucked
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Parkwaves Festival - the festival initiated/owned by Parkway Drive - collapsed today 😡
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If drug companies weren't money sucking devil-spawned conglomerates, bowed down to goddamned shareholders' returns... It would help...
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The Australian music industry, and likely the wider Australian economy, is absolutely cooked right now... #RIPParkwaves
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Look... devastated it's been cancelled... but Carribean Gardens can GAGF as a festival venue, I reckon So... Work Xmas Party this week Good Thangs Friday Little Aths in the AM AND PM for the Little Man AND Scheduled to do OT on Sunday RIP me, my liver, my schedule and my sanity
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Oh no... not Parkwaves... NOT PARKWAVES!!! 😭
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Y&J 10am 3oz bourbon k thx bai 🤣
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage!
Malks waiting for Metallica
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Amy Lee just absolutely fucking killed it!!! 🤘😍🤘 #Metallica #M72Melbourne
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
They should have got The Shitty Beatles to open up #Metallica #M72Melbourne
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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It gonna get loud! 🤘
Suicidal TendenciesSuicidal Tendencies
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