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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

OMG!!!! CAKE ARE COMING!!!!!

Cake the band advertising shows in Australia March 2027

Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The world's currently being held hostage & to ransom by the rantings & ravings of a demented lunatic, with no filter, decorum, diplomacy or control Donald Trump must be removed from office, either via the legal channels of Congress, or if necessary by force No other options

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

This planet doesn't deserve this image

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

That orange fuckwit is a maniac An unhinged, wildly unpredictable and dangerously narcissistic maniac He must be stopped And if he won't stop, whatever he orders needs to be ignored Wilful and conscientious disobedience of a psychopath Donald Trump must be stopped

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

At a time when this monumental achievement should be celebrated, all I can think of is that *all of us* would be better off without about 30 of the worst, most violent, most despicable, most narcissistic and most greedy humans to ever have existed on this planet, at the same time in the 21st century

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

If this whole shitfuckery delivered solely by the hand of the orange fuckwit doesn't shift the debate to massive investment in localised renewable energy needs to secure our energy needs, we never will and this planet will burn hotter and faster and sooner Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Starting my biltong-making era See you in 72 hours

Domestic dehydrator loaded with cuts of meat, making biltong

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Billionaires should be hunted for sport Trillionaires should just be hunted @washingtonpost.com #WashingtonPost

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Two words: Nick. Fucking. Cave. 🤘 Witnessed one of the most amazing performances I've ever seen, and ticked off a bucket list item at the same time. Simply incredible, and worth standing for 4 ½ hours so close to the front of the stage!

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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

This is your soon to be regular reminder that we moved the date for the #Hottest100 - allegedly sacrilegious and revered to only ever be held on AusDay! - just a few years ago & now no one gives a shit what date or weekend its held So just change the fucking date #AustraliaDay

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

This whole timeline we find ourselves in is fucking cooked. The Mad Rabet makes all the points #auspol #HateSpeech

Picture of the worst person you know that just made a great point

Senator Balph Rabet making points on the new hate speech bill

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Torrential Thrill @torrentialthrill.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

In 2017 we released our 2nd album - "Nothing as it Seems" Following the conclusion of our distribution deal with Hellfire Records, we are excited to announce that we will be re-releasing it independently, to all digital platforms on Feb 1, 2026! #NothingAsItSeems #HoldOnTight

Album cover of Torrential Thrill's 2nd album, "Nothing As It Seems", featuring an angry lions holding a family by the threads of their clothes

Inside cover of Torrential Thrill's 2nd album, "Nothing As It Seems", featuring an lions and a zebra playing chess with puny humans

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

10 years since I still want three heads on spikes for their culpability and complicity in their gross negligence, corruption, cover up & conspiracy: Dank Evans Demetriou May they sleep restlessly until their conscience, without thought of profit, decides to do the right thing

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I really feel that I should be given an honorary life membership to a psychiatric clinic of my choice, given the last 20+ years... But thanks for the pin, EFC! #GottaBeOurYear #PleaseDontBeShitIn2026

Essendon Membership showing 30 years, with a pin to commemorate

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

The Australian music industry, and likely the wider Australian economy, is absolutely cooked right now... #RIPParkwaves

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage!

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Amy Lee just absolutely fucking killed it!!! 🤘😍🤘 #Metallica #M72Melbourne

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

They should have got The Shitty Beatles to open up #Metallica #M72Melbourne

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

It's @metallica.com -mas Eve for Melburnians! 🤘 Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting? I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago My kids weren't even born We're all going tomorrow! 🤘

Metallica in front of Flemington at Soundwave 2013

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Actual footage of me entering the Meet&Greet and SnakePit Pass conteet for the first @metallica.com show in Melbourne in nearly 13 years 🤘 My kids werent born the last time they were here... but we all have tickets to the show next Saturday night! 🤘

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a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass .

Alt: a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass .

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Fucking. Finally. Though, I'm sure the umpires will still fuck this up #AFL

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Tried Slopify's AI beta bot to create an "upbeat playlist" from a list of a dozen bands, including Metallica The first two songs it selected were: "Sad But True" and "One" 🤪 Bit of learning to go for that thing

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Good morning, everyone! Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕

Mam Sitchell getting yelled at by a far superior player

Mam Sitchell shitting the bed while attempting to play football, about to eat dirt after a glorious tackle from Greene

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Hi Zachary bsky.app/profile/malk...

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

At this point, it appears to be that anyone who is on the list and plays games for Essendon is doing so against their own free will

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Andy McGrath (C) Sam Durham (VC)

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Also, Hawthorn... and especially Mam Sitchell... can absolutely and categorically and actually go and get fucked!!!

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Gonna be a long 2 years in the magoos for Zach! At least he might appreciate the history of Windy Hill!

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

It's approaching 7pm I hope Mam Sitchell has a blender to stick his hand in nearby Cos he isnt getting the alternative Bunch of farken clowns, Hawthorn and Merrett, alike

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Memo to Tom Petroro Your client is going to be paid very well to develop the next group of emerging players in Essendon's VFL team for the next two years if you both keep this shit up! Funny how Contracts work, eh?

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Made hot honey bbq pork burnt ends with grilled kale and a salad No pics, gone too quickly 😋😋😋

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

The orange faced, nappy-wearing piece of shit octogenarian is going to lose his senile mind even further when he gets woken by his piss-alarm in the morning!

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Would rage quit this shit Get fucked 🖕

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

5.29 Lilydale is 4 mins late and just turned into a service stopping at Burnley as dozens of people boarded the train So got off the train Next Lilydale is 10 mins Going to get on the next Belgrave and take my chances at Ringwood Clown transit system

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Gonna sit in the spa for a bit and chill out 🤘

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Looks like we need to pray for @essbbee.bsky.social tonight 🙏🙏🙏 Have fun, stat safe! #GoBroncos

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I do love reporting actual defamatory posts on the awful local FB pages... Especially when there's a second side to the story that the perpetrator hasn't disclosed!

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Sorry, Melbourne Storm, I started watching 10 mins ago... #NRL

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

35yo popping a calf is, essentially, a career ending injury #NRL

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Watching The Minecraft movie with the Little Man I have not had more than 3oz of bourbon to get through this

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Real Trade Talk: Why in the ever loving fuck would anyone want to voluntarily come to Essendon? #AFL

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Congrats to Archie Roberts tonight as he did #GetCrichtoned in 2nd place But to do it as a 19 year old in a team where there were many senior players who still played much of the season, what a fucking indictment on the rest of the more experienced playing group

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Ahhh fuck... no one else volunteered, so I voluntold myself to be the Little Man's Age Group Leader for Little Aths this year Going to read the riot act to the parents on Saturday to make sure they dont trest the sessions as a creche, and for them to get involved RIP me.

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

CANNOT WAIT FOR DAYLIGHT SAVING TO START NEXT WEEKEND!!!

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Malk @malk-au.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

The strangest, most absurd Back to Back since Adelaide's feat of 1997/1998 And I blame Sydney for shitting the bed last year for this! #AFL #AFLGrandFinal #AFLCatsLions

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