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Vertically challenged - just 3.0m tall! Allegedly invisible to the naked eye Come visit me in South Melbourne Don't be a jerk!

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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The replies to the MSB account for the exact same message on the Hellsite are exactly as abusive, unhinged and smooth-brained as you would expect But I think they have outdone themselves this year x.com/i/status/201...
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The Montague Street Bridge on X: "This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount" / X
This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The replies to the MSB account for the exact same message on the Hellsite are exactly as abusive, unhinged and smooth-brained as you would expect But I think they have outdone themselves this year x.com/i/status/201...
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The Montague Street Bridge on X: "This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount" / X
This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
We live in the stupidest of times #auspol
A bus carrying the Australian Political Discourse crashing into a band tshirt, courtesy of the Montague St Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Let's dance to Joy Division And celebrate the irony #auspol
Albo wearing a stupid tshirt with a bus crashing into the Montague St Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
We live in the stupidest of times #auspol
A bus carrying the Australian Political Discourse crashing into a band tshirt, courtesy of the Montague St Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
www.instagram.com/reel/DQFfhhN...
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cameronmarkdoyle on Instagram: "Ya can't park that there 💥🚚 #montaguestreetbridgeView all 154 comments"
Ya can't park that there 💥🚚 #montaguestreetbridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
An Uber truck would have undercut this TaxiBox 📸 Stolen from the Facebleugh site
The aftermath of a Taxibox truck smashing into The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
🎶🎸 Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight Go! Go! 🎸🎶
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
🎶🎸 Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight Go! Go! 🎸🎶
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Loathe of me to screenshot from The Bad Place, but such is Matt Cosplay Caravan's Supreme Idiocy, it deserves a special place in the Jerk Hall of Fame, along with the jerk who couldn't follow a pilot!
Matt Cosplay Caravan displaying his Supreme Idiocy by drawing the thinnest, longest bow between a wind turbine, being carried on a flatbed diesel truck, and clean energy initiatives, crashing into a bridge in Queensland...

Such is the potency of his idiocy, this alt text has lost all grammatical structure!
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!! STILL UNDEFEATED STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 💪🏆 Receipt: bsky.app/profile/mont...
3AW falsely claiming a hit to Monty for the first time in nearly 100 days
It literally happened this week!!!
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!! STILL UNDEFEATED STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 💪🏆 Receipt: bsky.app/profile/mont...
3AW falsely claiming a hit to Monty for the first time in nearly 100 days
It literally happened this week!!!
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
We're all in the mood for a melody! 📸 @tpwkelly 🐦
Australian Piano Warehouse truck hitting the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Not in this country!!! #auspol
Peter Dutton and Trumpism, depicted as a crashed bus, being crushed by Australian voters, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Not in this country!!! #auspol
Peter Dutton and Trumpism, depicted as a crashed bus, being crushed by Australian voters, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Make it happen, #auspol Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne
H Fong, depicted as a bus, being authorised by Yhe Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Make it happen, #auspol Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne
H Fong, depicted as a bus, being authorised by Yhe Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
May the odds be ever in your favour tomorrow, Kooyong #auspol
Kooyong electorate, depicted as a bus, being smashed by the Federal Election, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Fair play to the SkyRail bridge here Managed to make a Liberal lean left
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk
The Matildas, depicted as Yeah The Girls and the Montague St Bridge, destroying radio personality and jerk Marty Sheargold
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk
The Matildas, depicted as Yeah The Girls and the Montague St Bridge, destroying radio personality and jerk Marty Sheargold
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Why isn't this happening?!?
Punch Nazis, stop defending Elon
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Why isn't this happening?!?
Punch Nazis, stop defending Elon
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tax the rich
Billionaires crushing and destroying everything, except their own interests
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The Big Show #BBL14
The Big Show Glenn Maxwell, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge, destroying the Melbourne Renegades, depicted as a destroyed bus
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Some jerks just want to watch their world burn (Reminder, this is not the Heavyweight Champion of the World of All Time in the History of Ever)
Jerk attempting to and failing miserably at driving through floodwaters
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This is your regular reminder that Montague Street cannot be lowered because the area sits on a flood plain Also, only jerks drive through floodwaters. Don't be a jerk.
Montague Street, South Melbourne, flooded around the Montague Street Bridge because the area sits on a flood plain
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year!
2024 crashing into 2025
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year!
2024 crashing into 2025
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
🏏
Jasprit Bumrah destroying the Australian batting order
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Howzat?
Two men pointing up to the girders of the Montague St Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Howzat?
Two men pointing up to the girders of the Montague St Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Risking my girders! www.smh.com.au/culture/come...
Raygun the bus getting destroyed by Raygun the bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Risking my girders! www.smh.com.au/culture/come...
Raygun the bus getting destroyed by Raygun the bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This is not ok!
Peaceful protest bus getting smashed by authoritarian government bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This has already gone too far! I know a somewhat underground place where we should make a lot of noise and riot...
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This is not ok!
Peaceful protest bus getting smashed by authoritarian government bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This is your regular reminder that Montague Street cannot be lowered because the area sits on a flood plain Also, only jerks drive through floodwaters. Don't be a jerk.
Montague Street, South Melbourne, flooded around the Montague Street Bridge because the area sits on a flood plain
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You're doing a great job ramming... whatever this is... through Parliament, Albo Great. Job.
U16 Social Media Bill depicted as the bus being rammed under the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We see you, "Albo"... 🤪
The Montague Street Bridge applies DigitalID for ALL in order to ban under 16s from social media. Nice work, Albo. End sarcasm
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
The Montague Street Bridge in South Melbourne, Australia is considered a holy site
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You're doing a great job ramming... whatever this is... through Parliament, Albo Great. Job.
U16 Social Media Bill depicted as the bus being rammed under the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We see you, "Albo"... 🤪
The Montague Street Bridge applies DigitalID for ALL in order to ban under 16s from social media. Nice work, Albo. End sarcasm
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
'Sup, fellow bridge @brunelsbridge.bsky.social 🙏
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The Heavyweight Champion of the World of All Time in the History of Ever has made it to 1,000 followers already! Again, I extend you all a warm welcome, young and old, new and OG! And always remember, keep your day free of jerks!
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Ominous 😈
Montague Street Bridge BlueSky Account shows 666 followers. Ominous.
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Welcome everyone, new and OG! Yes, there are THAT many jerks on the roads who ignore THAT many signs No, the road can't be lowered due to the floodplain Yes, they could raise me, but it will cost the same amount as what Xhitty Elmo had to fork out for Xitter, and I'm worth way more than that!
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NapierStBridge @napierstbridge.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Hello it's me the Napier St bridge in Footscray. Here are some of my fave truck crashes from Xitter over the years.
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