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@malignant-ficus.bsky.social
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No emotes in bio - I’m cooler than that. I’m just here to shitpost and complain about how tech bros have ruined the internet.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Overheard in the lobby of my building: [woman on phone] “yeah so she gave me Tylenol with codeine, AND lorazepam.” [person on speakerphone] “NICE.”
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I do not respond to “lady,” “girl,” or “ma’am.” The only forms of address that I will accept are: “dude.” “Bruh.” And “👀😳😳😳”
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I am just a collection of special interests in search of an application.
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Will Lockett @lockettwill.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This is officially the start of a new world order. US hegemony is in its final moments
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EU chief unveils €800bn plan to ‘rearm’ Europe
‘We are ready to step up’ says Ursula von der Leyen after US suspends military aid to Ukraine
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Will Lockett @lockettwill.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I’m not surprised the latest Starship launch failed. It’s a moronic concept headed by a moron
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Will Lockett @lockettwill.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ever thought Starship was too good to be true? Yeah... open.substack.com/pub/planetea...
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Starship Was Doomed From The Beginning
The fatal flaw SpaceX can't overcome.
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
www.npr.org/2025/02/26/n...
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Trump's social media video garners pushback from Arabs and Muslims in U.S. and Gaza
In a seemingly AI-generated video that the president posted on social media, images of destruction due to the war in Gaza are transformed into a glitzy resort called "TRUMP GAZA."
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
All I have to say is: wooooowwwwww…. Now I realize why the eyebrows in the “republican woman makeup” filter on TikTok are so whack. images.app.goo.gl/eNyAfBnneX66...
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Google Image Result for https://www.afterplasticsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Melania-Trump-Before-and-After-Surgery-Procedure.jpg
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Cynicism isn’t intelligence, it is intellectual cowardice. Ppl use cynicism to rationalize their own laziness and inaction. It’s a way for them to say, “oh well it wd hve been the same outcome anyway,” without engaging in the possibility that perhaps, had you engaged, it could have been different.
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
To all the people out there saying, “oh we don’t connect to ppl anymore, we spend so much time on our phones,” I was ignoring everyone back in 2005 too, just with my nose in a book.
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“World war three is already here, it just isn’t evenly distributed.” (Quote credit to Dror Poleg)
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Just because I don’t, doesn’t mean I can’t. (This is what the conservatives get wrong about liberals).
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Madeline Pendleton is the Leftist Ann Coulter. Prove me wrong.
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Why does shit always happen on a Tuesday.
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Some days I just want to be unproductive slime. And then capitalism goes, “not today, bitch!”
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Mississippi Free Press @mississippifreepress.org · 27/01/2025
The Mississippi Free Press is looking for new Voices writers. Submit opinion columns to the MFP at voices@mississippifreepress.org.
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Kacey325 @kacey325.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This is what activism looks like when it's turned into pragmatic action. Support those who support you. We need a list of those companies who support us--stores, and products, so we know who to give our money to.
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voyager9.bsky.social @voyager9.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It’s exhausting to read folks are in shock. He spelled everything out throughout the campaign.
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
every day in every way.
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Sean Herrala, Quinquagenarian @seanherrala.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
MySpace crawled so Facebook could walk. Facebook walked so Twitter could run. Twitter ran so a nepo baby could buy it, rebrand it, and turn it into a festering cocoon of racist, misogynist trolls and bots with shady ads plastered all over it. X shriveled up so BlueSky could emerge and fly away. 🦋
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Uppity Black Woman @uppityblackwoman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Welp! It looks like I won't be using Perplexity AI for foreign language stack lessons. Or for quick recipes. Or for help with coding. Or for help with researching case law. And TikTok, it will most definitely get booted of every device in this house!!! www.reuters.com/markets/deal...
Perplexity AI revises Tiktok merger proposal that could give US government 50% stake, CNBC reports
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 17/01/2025
We now know UnitedHealth—under Brian Thompson—illegally overcharged cancer patients for meds by more than 1000%. What we don't know is how many cancer patients died or were financially ruined as a result? What we demand to know is why that act isn't deemed corporate murder & where are the arrests?
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🐝 thefabulous💛ne @thefabulous0ne.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I’ve been saying this for years. We white people not only lack introspection, we fear it and do anything to not confront ourselves. Locked perpetually in psychological childhood because we can’t self evaluate but more importantly we can’t admit when we’re wrong.🥴😞
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
There’s going to be 4 years of this with leftists, people who didn’t vote, Jill stein and cornel west voters, Dearborn Muslims & elected dem Muslims, Nina Turner, Chris Hayes & msnbc, and so many others who can go f themselves..
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Delta Nupe @itsnotuitsme1911.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
“Just clean out Gaza”… Has anyone heard from the uncommitted voters of Dearborn yet? Is Rashida Tlaib available for comment? Where are those Palestinian protesters that interrupted Kamala Harris’ speeches? Are you happy now? apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump wants Jordan and Egypt to accept more Palestinian refugees and floats plan to 'clean out' Gaza
Trump said he discussed his vision on a call earlier in the day with King Abdullah II of Jordan and would speak Sunday with President Abdel Fattah el-Sissi of Egypt.
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Queen Doja @queendoja86.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
#goodmorning
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The greatest trick white supremacy has ever pulled off is. To get Black and Brown people to support them and deliver their policies. 😒
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Let’s get into a fun kind of fight, everyone! What’s your handwriting style, and why is it the best? I print using D’nealian, but my cursive is Zanelian with some occasional Spencerian capital letters thrown in for fun. Anyone who neglects to put tails on their “t’s” is just wrong.
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Show of hands, who loves cursive? 🥰🥰🥰 #cursive #cursivehandwriting #lifeprotip
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You know, we're not really gonna be able to change American politics until people learn how to raise up a generation of people who don't reflexively alternate between "both sides are bad" lazy thinking and blaming Democrats for everything the GOP does.
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Makyris @makyris.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Everyone wants to be Dietrich Bonhoeffer until they have to be Dietrich Bonhoeffer.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
People on TikTok are reporting ICE raids happening in small cities in various states. To get past algorithmic censorship, they’re writing down the information on paper and holding up and shuffling through the handwritten signs as they talk about pretend subjects like shopping, food, and animals.
Screenshot of a young person holding up a sign that says “BREAKING: ICE IN KENTUCKY”

The algorithm-facing comment says, “Had to share these cute winter boots I just got!”
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This is the important part! If you submit your application for a gender marker change, you will not receive your passport or your supporting documents back.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 24/01/2025
Trump’s solution to water in California: “All they have to do is turn the valve.” 🥴 Here are some facts about California water, and it doesn’t involve just turning on a valve so that water can flow south to Los Angeles.
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This right here. All of these recent, hand wringing posts tearing down the DNC and asking, “why aren’t they doing more??!?!!” All have the same energy: NONE of them are taking personal responsibility or talking about direct action. AOC isn’t gonna save you, y’all need to save yourselves.
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You might want to add coffee to your grocery and pantry stock up list. www.barchart.com/story/news/3...
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Coffee Prices Soar as Brazilian and Vietnamese Coffee Farmers Withhold Supplies
March arabica coffee (KCH25 ) today is up +10.30 (+3.14%), and March ICE robusta coffee (RMH25 ) is up +157 (+2.98%). Coffee prices are sharply higher after Brazilian research firm Cepea said today th...
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I’m giggling in Californian 😂😂🙌🏿 Central CA is where a good chunk of republicans live in CA. Long story short…the leopards are feasting again 😂🤗 Citrus harvest 'virtually halted' as workers fearing Trump order skip work: report www.rawstory.com/trump-deport...
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Citrus harvest 'virtually halted' as workers fearing Trump order skip work: report
President Donald Trump made major promises during the 2024 campaign to lower the cost of groceries.However, it appears that the president's executive orders on immigration could be throwing a wrench i...
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Cai : go see DIGGER @annenotation.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I told people on Twitter that they could heat up frozen meals for way less money than doordash and thousands of people told me to kill myself , marxistly
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Black people, Jews, and gays...we understood the assignment. it sucks that we have to be punished because the rest of the country is so fucking stupid, but we'll always be able to say we were right, so there's that.
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I looked because I saw people on my feed talking about it and well…Google actually left Uncle Joe out. Seriously y’all…go to Google and search US Presidents. As of right now this is what you’re going to see/find.
Google left Joe Biden out of the list of US Presidents.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
🎤 I need co-conspirators, not allies. That way the fight is their own and they can’t quit. Unlike allies, the minute you do or say something they don’t like, they withdraw their support because it was always contingent on your obedience to them. Capisce? It’s fine if you’re not up to it.
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I didn’t fuck around. I don’t want to find out. #ihateeveryone
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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s not what it looks like.
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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
We all have to live here, Jesse, and nobody wants that smell.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Imagine ever having thought anything other than this was going to happen
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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I never click twitter links anyway, but this seems as good a reason as any to never go there. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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Elon Musk's Nazi salute sparks widespread Reddit revolt
San Francisco-based Reddit is seeing an anti-X revolt this week, as owner Elon Musk's Inauguration Day salute sparks a wave of X link bans and blocks.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/01/2025
TODAY’S EPISODE OF: WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU Trump doesn’t think the ceasefire will hold and talks about Gaza in terms of demolition and it being a fantastic location for development. WHERE’S JILL STEIN?!
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