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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Overheard in the lobby of my building: [woman on phone] “yeah so she gave me Tylenol with codeine, AND lorazepam.” [person on speakerphone] “NICE.”

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I do not respond to “lady,” “girl,” or “ma’am.” The only forms of address that I will accept are: “dude.” “Bruh.” And “👀😳😳😳”

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

If only someone wanted a supreme spider plant wrangler and perfume aficionado in the same person. 🥲

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I am just a collection of special interests in search of an application.

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Will Lockett @lockettwill.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I’m not surprised the latest Starship launch failed. It’s a moronic concept headed by a moron

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Will Lockett @lockettwill.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Ever thought Starship was too good to be true? Yeah... open.substack.com/pub/planetea...

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Starship Was Doomed From The Beginning

The fatal flaw SpaceX can't overcome.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Wrong. The USA is clearly the reincarnation of Pangea. Antarctica doesn’t exist; it’s a mass delusion.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

The cognitive dissonance squeezes the brain too badly.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Nemer, who says she voted for Trump in November, is calling on him to remove the video and issue a "reconciliatory statement." Me: “k.”

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Faye Nemer, CEO and Founder of the MENA (Middle East and North Africa) American Chamber of Commerce in Dearborn, Michigan, called the video "offensive and counterproductive to peace talks" in a statement to NPR.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

All I have to say is: wooooowwwwww…. Now I realize why the eyebrows in the “republican woman makeup” filter on TikTok are so whack. images.app.goo.gl/eNyAfBnneX66...

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Oh yeaaahhhhh…. That was a big fall from grace. But she started having some really “off” takes for a while before she got outed.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I wish they would, but their followers are absolutely feral.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Cynicism isn’t intelligence, it is intellectual cowardice. Ppl use cynicism to rationalize their own laziness and inaction. It’s a way for them to say, “oh well it wd hve been the same outcome anyway,” without engaging in the possibility that perhaps, had you engaged, it could have been different.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

To all the people out there saying, “oh we don’t connect to ppl anymore, we spend so much time on our phones,” I was ignoring everyone back in 2005 too, just with my nose in a book.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

“World war three is already here, it just isn’t evenly distributed.” (Quote credit to Dror Poleg)

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Just because I don’t, doesn’t mean I can’t. (This is what the conservatives get wrong about liberals).

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Madeline Pendleton has the emotional sensitivity of a chore boy scrubber left on the floor of an urban outfitters dressing room.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Madeline Pendleton is the Leftist Ann Coulter. Prove me wrong.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Be one of the yapping white woman mouthpieces whose narcissism helped gain public support for a US takeover of Gaza.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Why does shit always happen on a Tuesday.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Other than be a tankie who peddles in propaganda and misinformation…?

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Id probably be good at it. Following the whims of capitalism and all.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Some days I just want to be unproductive slime. And then capitalism goes, “not today, bitch!”

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Oh just read about what Josh Duggar got arrested for. I mean… or don’t. Probably best not to.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Hahaha, if 4-Chan is the most vile site you’ve been to, you’re living a good life. There are some dark web boards that literally make me lose all faith in humanity. At least 4-Chan has a strict no 👶 pr0n policy. And yes, elite level trolling. We should take notes. Game sees game.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Absolutely. It’s pragmatic at the end of the day.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

People aren’t reasonable when they’re hungry. And now they’re gonna get a whole lot more hungry.

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Mississippi Free Press @mississippifreepress.org · 27/01/2025

The Mississippi Free Press is looking for new Voices writers. Submit opinion columns to the MFP at voices@mississippifreepress.org.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I love the Mississippi free press and the work that they do.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

If I have to hear about one more faux activist trying to justify their inaction from behind a phone screen, I’m gonna start frothing at the mouth.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Doing real things in person by foot; this is activism right here.

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Kacey325 @kacey325.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

This is what activism looks like when it's turned into pragmatic action. Support those who support you. We need a list of those companies who support us--stores, and products, so we know who to give our money to.

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voyager9.bsky.social @voyager9.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

It’s exhausting to read folks are in shock. He spelled everything out throughout the campaign.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

He literally said everything he was going to do. Everything. Peoples outrage is three months too late.

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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

every day in every way.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

And for the love of Christ, DONT CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND FROM YOUR VICTIMS PHONE. There should be a spinoff called, “dateline, amateur hour.”

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Eh, I had jacked up teeth as a kid - definitely not pageant level material 😹

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

The dateline intro always scared me 😂😂 I was like, “oh great, who got murdered today?” But now I’m so desensitized I’m out here thinking like, “using a bludgeon on an already dead body isn’t as smart as you think; there gonna find the splatter pattern, you silly goose” 😎

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

This is a very rational and truthful statement.

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

And then thinking to myself, “well at least I’m not as cute as she was; I’m safe.” 🫠

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Some of my formative childhood memories were seeing lurid JonBenét tabloid headlines in the grocery store checkout aisle and thinking about how much people liked to read about a little girl getting murdered.

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Sean Herrala, Quinquagenarian @seanherrala.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

MySpace crawled so Facebook could walk. Facebook walked so Twitter could run. Twitter ran so a nepo baby could buy it, rebrand it, and turn it into a festering cocoon of racist, misogynist trolls and bots with shady ads plastered all over it. X shriveled up so BlueSky could emerge and fly away. 🦋

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A very bad plant. @malignant-ficus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

No way!! I was off Garfield, near the dearly departed Dulano’s. I’m EaHo, closer to the 101

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Uppity Black Woman @uppityblackwoman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Welp! It looks like I won't be using Perplexity AI for foreign language stack lessons. Or for quick recipes. Or for help with coding. Or for help with researching case law. And TikTok, it will most definitely get booted of every device in this house!!! www.reuters.com/markets/deal...

Perplexity AI revises Tiktok merger proposal that could give US government 50% stake, CNBC reports

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