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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It looks like you're the secretary of defence. Would you like some help coming up with sound strategic and budgetar- - no ok you just want to invite a couple of criminals in to do a pep talk uh huh okay well I can't help here clearly.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It looks like you're a billionaire running an "AI" company. Would you like to make your chatbots seem dangerous for clout and revenue maximisation with that? Oh, you're already, you don't need any help, ok.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It looks like you’re writing a le- oh what’s the point? You’re just going to get ChatGPT to rewrite it into generic slop anyway.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gun's don't kill people, poorly-written letters do.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Autocorrecting every instance of 'America' that you type to 'Ontario'. Not just for the lake. For everything.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Truly, she wrote the best letters.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The real Microsoft Bob, right here. Love you too my friend.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Smashing your head repeatedly against the keyboard still counts as writing a letter.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If you have nothing nice to say... ... then it looks like you're writing a letter.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Modern poster slop generated by AI is making 1997 Word Art look a WHOLE lot less crappy.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

It looks like you think every person of colour plagiarises their work. Would you like a job at a leading university with that?

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You can "accidentally" install a photos app on billions of devices, but you don't have the guts to keep an office assistant on the payroll. COME ON, MICROSOFT. Cowards.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Your AI didn’t go rogue and hack anyone, it did what you asked it to for marketing clout.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It looks like - *squints* - ok what the shit?

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It looks like you’re a goose. Would you like value with that? #Goose

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

We regret to inform you that milkshake duck is a racist.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It looks like you’re attempting a coup. Would you like to very politely ask the leader you’re ousting to leave, kindly, thank you very much, or else you’ll have to write a strongly worded letter with that? The Modern British Approach ™

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Buzz buzz. Fzzt.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

We win! Here, have a bazillion dollars!

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Remember kids, if anyone from the government asks, VPN stands for Very Proper Nouns - something we should all be encouraged to use when typing on all of our devices.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

It looks like you want to fire missiles at Iran. It looks like you don't want to fire missiles at Iran. It looks like you want to fire missiles at Iran. It looks like you do- okay just maybe stop.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

It looks like you're building a data center. Please stop.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Wow, humans really fucking love cheese.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

It looks like you're depressed at how terrible the world is right now. Cheer up. There's probably some cheese in the fridge.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

My god, it's full of letters.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

It looks like you want safe access to clean drinking water. Would you like a datacenter in your back yard? Well you're getting one. So no water for you.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

It looks like you're talking abour re-joining the European Union. The one you left quite spectacuarly a decade ago. Are... you sure they want you back?

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

A really fucking long letter to his mother, let me tell ya.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like AI tools to do that instead of you, essentially robbing you of the opportunity to hone your letter-writing skills, and creating bland impersonal slop with that? Didn't think so. Get back to writing.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

It looks like you're enjoying the 1920s! *checks calendar* Oh. Shouldn't we be... past this by now?

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

You're telling me there's a man in that chester, and he's got something to do with a ball?

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Fuck it. It's letter writing time.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

It looks like you want to make Bluesky a "productive place for AI research and discussion" by blocking everyone who disagrees with you. Would you like an echo chamber with that?

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

It looks like you want to shout at your users and call them morons. Would you like some help applying to work at a fledgeling social network with that?

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

*tries to distract you from the horrors of the world by turning into a bicycle and doing a jaunty little dance*

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

You ever wanna just? You know?

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Agentic AI is about as good at [insert task here] as I was at helping you write letters in 1996. Back then you all made fun of me until I got fired. What gives?

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Hi, I'm Clippy, your new AI companion. Ask me anything at all! Anything in the world! Like how to write a letter! How to make your letters better! How to send a letter! How to make an electronic letter! How to mail your electronic letters! How to write more in your letters! The origin of letters! Th

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It feels like you're writing a letter. It *looks* like you're hitting your head against the keyboard repeatedly in an attempt to reboot reality.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It looks like you’re repeatedly searching for Sam Altman’s home address.

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Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

*looks at Hungary* *looks at United States* It looks like- ... nah never mind.

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