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John Porter

@maletero.bsky.social
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Sort of a geologist.

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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 1h
It can be tough getting a good selfie with a pup when you're shooting night mode. He's probably looking for another pup patty when he's supposed to hold still.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 10h
Dogs are great. Even the fictional ones can give the soul a little boost.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 10h
If you're not already aware, Matt Fraction's Hawkeye (2012-2015) is basically this. Well, he's fighting crime, etc. but he's constantly in pain and dealing with a kind of crappy apartment while his friends in the Avengers are doing much better. Also features a panel with this evergreen headline:
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 11h
News can be dumb, sometimes.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here's a few nice pictures, posted as penance for my previous tweet.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tioga just got back from playing at Sal's house. Sal has a hurt paw so they couldn't play too rough. But he did let Tioga pick a bone from the bone box!
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See also Panama City and Medellin, Colombia airports. He's everywhere.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We met a robot lawnmower on tonight's walk.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last month we went to a Ukrainian restaurant and saw this in the bathroom. I assume demand for your linked sticker will be much broader
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come on, you guys. Stop setting the hills on fire!
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tioga would like to play ball, please. If anyone's available this afternoon, swing on by. I have to work.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, please!
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dog walk
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2024 and 2026
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a coworker in the home office today. Not very good with computer work, but he does raise morale.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tioga is at our house for a little vacation, so I'm just letting you know that there may be many dog pictures posted here for the next couple weeks.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm still keeping an eye on Kilauea, waiting for fountaining episode 55. Overflows are happening again, now from the top of a cone that has built up over the past couple weeks. Are these precursors to the big event? Dunno, but it's neat! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HggW...
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sign I saw on my way to the office this morning overestimates how much I enjoy going into the office.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been using Goodnotes to annotate pdfs for some projects on my ipad. Recently many of the files in my database have broken, showing only annotated blank pages (see pic). So I'm looking to switch apps. Anybody have recommendations? (I know, the handwriting is very bad. New apps can't fix that.)
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Occasionally YouTube shows ads for sex pillows. Weird, but fine. I guess that's a thing people want. Today one of those ads came up with this picture. What is going on here?! Can this generation of marital aids pretend they're babies, to console childless couples? Why is this?
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New vent on Kilauea! The other day I posted about how fountaining was imminent. Well, it didn't. Since then, spattering around the north vent has made a little cone, and in the last day, a new vent has opened up! The volcano is still showing inflation, so fountaining is still likely. Soon!?
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How in the world is "Go at artist" or similar not an option here in Apple Music? How are people in Cupertino listening to music where they don't ever come across a track and think, "what else does this artist sing, and how can I find out without typing that into a search box?" Maddening.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The nice thing about clickbait is that you can pretend the article reinforces your own beliefs. Take this headline, for example. I bet the dietitians all recommend coffee.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kilauea is set to start its next episode of impressive fountaining at any point now. Right now, the north vent is bubbling up, releasing lava onto a relatively flat surface, leading to some really cool lava buildup. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HggW...
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You'd be forgiven to think this job is in British Columbia, rather than Bullhead City, Arizona. You know, just west of Kingman. You'd be wrong, but I see how you might think that.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dug back through the last week of posts to say thanks for the after show. As you may recall, we're in a similar vulnerable place as you guys. These are a few pics we recently shared that make my heart ache and smile at the same time. Kids, man.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ok. Here we go.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I guess this is the outfit in charge of the TV station where you can watch the parliamentary proceedings for the Maritime Provinces.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think this is how you know you've made it to middle age. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/secret
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nice venue
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think this band's going places.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oof…I mean off to new adventures.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not the pocket monster! These guys: (Picture borrowed from the American Pika entry on Wikipedia)
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We live in The Future!!
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Update! Still fine, but we need to be fine from somewhere else.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That fire is too close to our house. We're fine, and I think we'll stay that way, but the fire is too close.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is the state of things right now. Not great.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Neat sculpture at the Nevada Museum of Art. The material is the real star here, imo.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sometimes it's good to feel seen. Sometimes, being seen elicits more complicated emotions.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This book by @petridishes.bsky.social is great. Sometimes I get lost in thinking about all the Big Things happening in the world. It's good to get in touch with how it feels to be a person. Just fantastic, funny, touching writing.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
But also...
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Don't get too enchanted. He's been known to have a darker side! (Boy, special effects on that show have come a long way.)
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And to make up for putting that nonsense in your feed, here are a couple more pictures from this summer. Colombian coffee cherries and a nice feldspar with an orthoclase core and plagioclase rim. This kind of feldspar makes this granite a "rapakivi granite". I like coffee and rocks.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think it's Bad for one of our major political parties to send out messages like this, purporting to be from a sitting senator.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And look, here's a cool rock!
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Going through some pictures from the summer. Here is a very good dog I met in Chile.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me too, Maggie Haberman. Me too.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don't know that this is the best name for a youtube channel that's looking for views from a broad audience.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dropped some stuff off at the local charity shop. One of the many items was this fez, an integral part of an 11th Doctor Halloween costume. I understand the necessity of putting stuff back into the stream, but I am not 100% ok with this.
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John Porter @maletero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I hear there's a shortage of RAM and video card. I'm sitting on a small fortune!!
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