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Malafect

@malafect.bsky.social
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Curmudgeonly Canadian Bit Wrangler. Mostly here to doomscroll, it seems. RiP USA, was fun while it lasted.

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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alledgedly...
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If the next-word-machine says it's horny I guess that must be true as well.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I look forward to the day when every story isn't framed around an insane old man.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is remarkable how serious copyright (of source code) is taken in the tech world while it gets pushed by so many from that world.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aw, come on 2026...
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Todays AI is a mirror of the person interacting with it.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lately I've been thinking that, in a saner universe, Donald Trump could've just hosted a late night show.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But I do really want to read about how this all turns out 😉
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like just buy a pioneer entry level controller. The real money goes into music, and if you actually want to dj events then that's the sort of hardware you'll be using...
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Talk about failing up.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'd at least also add what chatgpt "thinks" a proper syllabus for this class should be...
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My theory is that Elon is feeling his age, knows that he might be dead before he can send anything to Mars, and figures the Moon is now his best choice. I don't believe it is *all* a complete grift, though it's close...
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is this the dip? 🤷‍♀️
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Aww, we're supposed to now feel compassion for this guy, rather than charge him with murder, gotcha...
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If I heard that name without any other context I'd think that you're talking about weed.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My first thought on seeing it was: Elon drew this on a napkin in a club while high.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
God has the opportunity to make me believe.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Investors"...
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
JD, you believe that because you, the president that you fellate, and the others that can't wait for their turn, are the lowest of low character.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
People that say things like this aren't serious people. Tedious, yes, but not serious.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I really wonder if "we'll just ask it how to make it use less power, and iterate!" is the plan. And I think I know exactly how that is going.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
No one wants you to know what the other side of the MGM logo looks like
Lion getting a CAT scan
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The CEOs aren't alright.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thanks for the tip!
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My Theory of Trump is that he invites people to become part of his delusion/conspiracy/crimes without ever actually asking, doesn't really care that much if you do, but holds a grudge if you don't.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I think people grossly underestimate how stupid Silicon Valley can be.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I think it was in the late 90s that I started seeing Lomborg's name pop up. It mystifies me that anyone takes him seriously given how bad his predictions have been.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Say what now?
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Thank you for new nightmare fuel!
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I honestly thought this was such an obvious problem with LLMs trained on everything they can find, that I am surprised that it surprised the folks at Anthropic.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Browmaxxing
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I can't really think that all these awful dudes are particularly happy with the guy who could have done it on day 1 of his term.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
"What if I let Grok be my personal stylist?"
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I really just want Trump to play more golf.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Trump will start saying, at some point, that Iran closed the strait first (if he hasn't already, I lose track) and everyone will be nodding, "yup, that's what happened".
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
And in the name of Conservatism...
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I've probably follow too many US politics accounts for my sanity, but you got me with Terry Pratchett.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I find it remarkable that Trump clearly had a stroke, but it just doesn't get talked about.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I expect a lot more TSA people to call in sick on Monday, then.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"Minimizing economic damage"... if the US runs out, the Petrodollar is dead, US military bases are out of the Gulf, and China basically wins. That probably happens if they stay, tbh, just takes a bit longer.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hahahahahahahaha... hahahahahahahaha. Stupidest timeline.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The upside of telling him would be self-respect and more comfortable shoes.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
As a Canadian, this is such an un-American statement to me.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Ensuring his food only contains American spit, none of that foreigner spit.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Why are we even talking about this as a serious topic?
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Narcissist dislikes attention going to someone else at WEF. I'll believe that Carney himself understood what that would trigger, as well as the talks with China, and that speech in Davos was as much for Canadians as it was for the WEF.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
At some point, as ICE keeps expanding operations, I expect them to start abducting family and friends of other ICE employees. Not sure what happens then, but it'll be even more messed up.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The world is filled with Tedious Men™️
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Oh the irony of the state dept listing a bunch of bad things that could happen to Americans in Venezuela, that is also a list of bad things that are happening to Americans because of ICE.
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Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This is wild role-playing.
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