Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I look forward to the day when every story isn't framed around an insane old man. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Todays AI is a mirror of the person interacting with it. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Lately I've been thinking that, in a saner universe, Donald Trump could've just hosted a late night show. 002
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My theory is that Elon is feeling his age, knows that he might be dead before he can send anything to Mars, and figures the Moon is now his best choice. I don't believe it is *all* a complete grift, though it's close... 010
Reposted by MalafectCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/02/2025No one wants you to know what the other side of the MGM logo looks like 212039286
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 16/05/2026My Theory of Trump is that he invites people to become part of his delusion/conspiracy/crimes without ever actually asking, doesn't really care that much if you do, but holds a grudge if you don't. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I can't really think that all these awful dudes are particularly happy with the guy who could have done it on day 1 of his term. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Trump will start saying, at some point, that Iran closed the strait first (if he hasn't already, I lose track) and everyone will be nodding, "yup, that's what happened". 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Ensuring his food only contains American spit, none of that foreigner spit. 021
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 23/01/2026At some point, as ICE keeps expanding operations, I expect them to start abducting family and friends of other ICE employees. Not sure what happens then, but it'll be even more messed up. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 13/12/2025More and more I think of LLMs as a very interesting form of lossy compression, so the propensity to hallucinate, or the need to build bigger models, doesn't seem surprising. Intelligent it is not. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 10/12/2025All the people in the crowd are like "He's not talking about *my* 37 pencils, I need those." 010
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 29/10/2025This is so much bullshit. They are claiming that they have an up-to-date database of mugshots of every American, never mind how bad facial recognition software is. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I have the feeling that Johnson has been doing this bit since at least high-school. 010
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I'm still waiting to find out if the gold is in Fort Knox, but now I'm thinking it'll be repurposed... 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 27/09/2025This all ends if you can convince RFKjr to go after Viagra. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Again, seems like a good time to get into organized crime. 010
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I always regret making conservative predictions: bsky.app/profile/bobe... 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I hate that I completely missed that Ozzy died, in this Trump-heavy news environment. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 06/07/2025For future me: this seems like it might be bad, so I hope it isn't. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Next century there'll be charts of life expectancy, with a dip starting about now that they'll call the "RFKJ Dip"; RFK Jr will be vilified. Or maybe that won't happen... 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 18/06/2025So is Alcatraz getting reopened? Times used to be so much simpler. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 06/06/2025So tomorrow we find out that Elon has a secret island lair, right? 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Wasn't expecting Stephen Miller to be presenting the best argument for homeschooling but here we are. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Truthfully I'd be okay with this, mostly because of the great relief I'd feel at never paying attention to Facebook again. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I'm starting to think that I can't trust the neurotypical. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 10/04/2025If this passes, a lot of women will be finding out whether their husband thinks of them as people. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Sometimes I think that, if there are aliens out there evaluating humanity for membership in the galactic community, they are probably thinking "still way too stupid, and they might want to eat us". 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 17/03/2025All solvable problems, of course, just a simple matter of engineering. Bigger question is who is paying for this and why? I suspect that unless the US government isn't shoveling money into it, SpaceX is bankrupt pretty fast. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Musk just... makes up stuff and stock price goes up. For most people that's just fraud. Aspirational goals are all well and good but given that humans don't have any actual experience staying alive in interstellar space or on Mars, my expectation is that many people will die. 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/02/2025All the news just makes me wonder if Pacifica or Cascadia really becomes a thing. Because I have a hard time seeing how the US just doesn't fall apart. 040
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I really hope that democracies around the world are taking good notes on "how to not be destroyed by a bunch of dumbass edge-lords". 010
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/02/2025So I'm assuming that the next US election won't happen as a DOGE cost-cutting measure. 010
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Wouldn't Elon Musk be the first one sent out the airlock in every sci-fi story? 010
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Happened to visit #Sunnylands in #PalmSprings yesterday, touring the main house, ending a trip to #ModernismWeek. One thought I had was: if we're going to have billionaires, make them more like the Annenbergs. 010
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I'm surprised that it looks like something else happened here. I'm thinking Trump just doesn't gaf and is happy to have people kowtowwing to him. Laziest president ever. Musk et al are just looting. Oh well. US federal government basically nonfunctional now, and screwed for a generation 000
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Thus works because most humans are dumber than a sack of hammers. 100
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Seems likely that Musk will want to redirect more money to the Starship boondoggle, since I think SpaceX goes bankrupt without it. He certainly won't deliver on SpaceX's portion of the Artemis mission (which probably gets cancelled). 100
Malafect @malafect.bsky.social · 12/02/2025This is the kind of thing that'll radicalize Americans, when they lose friends and family and have someone to blame. 100