Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Broth is pretty amazing. It's like juice, but meat flavored. 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Cure constipation with this one simple life hack: Develop Lactose Intolerance 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 04/03/2025How does one put a Fresca Soda Fountain in your house? Asking for a friend 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Every culture around the world has their own version of "Some kind of protein on top of Carbs" and I jist think that's beautiful. 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Everytime someone is walking and filming on their phone, and they scroll past me. I smirk and give them finger guns I am on at least 10 people's video memories of Disney 010
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 06/02/2025The lack of Fresca merch at rhe coca cola store saddens me. 010
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 02/02/2025This little kid just had a beinget for the the first time. He takes a bite and his eyes go wide and he gasps. "ITS A FUNNEL CAKE NUGGET!" This is how I am goijg to refer to beingnets from now on. 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 19/01/2025They say the only guarantees in life are Death and Taxes. But there is a third Chinese Delivery. 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Current life state: Sitting in my car, eating an olive loaf sandwich 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Would you rather be Dr Pepper, or Seargent Pepper? 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Its been over 20 years and we still don't have an answer. DOES Mark like Butter tarts? 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 21/12/2024A beautiful way to start the winter. Happy winter Solstice 010
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I don't know anyone else who likes love loaf. I have never seen anyone order olive loaf at the deli counter. Every week I stand there in trepidation, worried that this is the week my beloved, olive speckled brick of luncheon meat has been discontinued. 110
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 15/12/2024It is going to be a cold and wintery night. Perfect time to make a pot of Gluwhein 010
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Sometimes. Yoy just need to sit in your car and eat soke banana yogurt 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 12/12/2024The best way to avoid the Chipotle protein increase is to continue to eat a giant, heaping bowl of rice, extra beans, veggies and guacamole. For eleven dollars 000
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 06/12/2024At PAX unplugged for the weekend. If you are there let's hang 000
Reposted by Uncle FrankHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers??? Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive? 4526901330
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Now that I have beaten Metaphor: ReFantazio. The only thing to do now is to beat it again. 020
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Hey everyone! It is holiday card season again. If you have recently moved, or I do not have your address and you would like to receive holiday cards, message me and let me know! 000
Reposted by Uncle FrankPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another 329200172013
Reposted by Uncle FrankKenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The human eye evolved just to watch anime. 414125
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I stopped at a red light and there was a dog in the car next to me. I instinctively waved at him, and the driver just looked at me wondering if she knew me. I forgot there was a person in the car 010
Uncle Frank @malachy19.bsky.social · 19/11/20248th time seeing them live and they still male the crowd go wild. Can't wait for number 9 110
