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Jake Beardsley

@makememesnotwar.bsky.social
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Sean Beardsley @sixer601.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
52nd place in RC LA playing izzet prowess, which was absolutely unreal! Big thanks to @makememesnotwar.bsky.social for being the best testing partner and @kmcsleevesusa.bsky.social for the support and high quality products. Looking forward to the upcoming RC’s! :)
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Paul Green @pg8.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
one amazing thing about Riftbound that no one ever talks about is that the game engine is fundamentally incapable of ever producing the card Simic Growth Chamber
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How is feels to hear the 4-drops in my binder call out The Grindy Matchup
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The Odyssey Siren
ALT: The Odyssey Siren
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Watching FaB nats and have almost 0 clue what’s happening but my goated friends are on so I gotta @black-kat.bsky.social @corrigan229.bsky.social
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Spent the weekend Marduing it and Top 32’d RC DC for a PT invite. Deck was great, vibes were great, getting my face pushed in on camera by my friend Micheal was great. 10/10 would be cool but rude again.
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Spooky Raya, Moonmoth of Coldmountain🦜🪶 @silvystar.myatproto.social · 22/05/2026
I'd Rather Be Listening to Grammy-Award Winning 1999 Hit Smooth By Santana Feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty, but as a Waffle House sign
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 24/03/2026
i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!
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JasonILTG @jasoniltg.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"low attendance prereleases" in the TMNT title font
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Top 32 with Living End for a PT invite. Shoutout my goats @sixer601.bsky.social and @zacheryw.bsky.social for the help with the list, felt super happy with most of the choices and the new cards were all sick.
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
7-2 overnight with Living End. Vibes are good.
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Scooped the finals of another summoner’s skirmish to @sixer601.bsky.social with stock Annie. Deck good, game great, even more likely to go to Vegas.
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Won a summoners skirmish with stock Midrange Yi. Deck is fun, game is great, probably going to Vegas.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Went 0-3 in the Nissan Cube, my insurance payments are through the roof now
A photo of a blue 2014 Nissan Cube
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Rly excited to get to Vegas to battle. Love my Modern deck, riftbound has been nice, now if only American Airlines would cooperate
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Rachel 🍉 @refein.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
he did more exploring than Columbus that's for sure
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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
How it started: How it's going:
Noah Rabin saying he'll concede before he qualifies for the next pro tourNoah Rabin qualifying for the pro tour
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
They’ve switched to companion 10 minutes after the event was supposed to start lmao
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
“We don’t use the companion app for rcq’s because we don’t people to shark” what huh who why uhhhhh
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Claire just basically called me Kramer so I think I’m gonna finally call it quits
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Jay Wojciechowski @wheresurhouseki.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Jobs aren’t real but they will hurt you
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Legendary Creature - Lobster Citizen
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 07/05/2025
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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
screen door swung shut and punctured arnie as we were leaving
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Rockets are so cooked it’s so over
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Holding Steph to 3 points for the game this is fixing all the damage done to me in my teens
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
every day with my wife and my cat is the greatest day of my life
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Draymond Green really puts the War in Warriors and that’s kinda shitty
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Never beating the mill guy allegations
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CCR @ccr-grindcast.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If your opponent asks you how many GRVs you've received you have a 5th amendment right to stop talking to them because they're a fucking cop
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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
When Jake tells @zacheryw.bsky.social to make sure Jake registers breach at the rc
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Back on the train thanks to my good friends Hedron and Ruin Crab. Registered it partially as a bit and it worked. Please ban underworld breach.
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
7-2 overnight with UB Mill. Excited to continue depleting libraries tomorrow.
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
R1 opp seems locked tf in I might be cooked also I’m playing mill lol
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Rachel 🍉 @refein.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
"One bone broken for every game rule violated" -Llanowar penalty for sloppy play
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Aaron Mindt @akmindt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Yeah this sucks actually
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
6 years and counting with my favorite person, I love you a whole lot @funkiefroggie.bsky.social
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
These refs are absolutely egregious
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The Houston Rockets are the best worst team in the NBA
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Sean Beardsley @sixer601.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Just won an RCQ with Domain, going back to my roots as a control gamer and enjoyed the deck a lot. Running it back tomorrow :0). Thank you @kmcsleevesusa for the sleeves, as they were instrumental in making sure I never went to time >:0).
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Rachel 🍉 @refein.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
2 UIDs should be cause for investigation, 3 should be a snap DQ. Not sorry if this offends
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy birthday @funkiefroggie.bsky.social I love you more than NBA twitter loves LeBron Raymone James Sr.
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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
sometimes you're playing vintage cube and very behind on board and @zacheryw.bsky.social says "we just need to attack with Copter three more times" and then you attack with Copter three more times
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry crisis
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I have very clearly forgotten the constraints splinter twin existing puts on deckbuilding lmao
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Jake Beardsley @makememesnotwar.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This has become exclusively a lootposting account
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