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Jeremy

@makeitsonumber1.bsky.social
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Veteran, Bears fan, clueless DM, very bad PC gamer, lover of science who was bad at math. Tell your pets I said "hi". he/him

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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I’d say that I hope I look that good at 61, but even in my late 40s I already don’t.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Was just reading John Quincy Adams' oral arguments before SCOTUS in the Amistad case and this part seems, uh, pretty relevant
A portion of John Quincy Adams' Amistad argument before SCOTUS: "I will not recur to the Declaration of Independence--your Honors have it implanted in your hearts--but one of the grievous charges brought against George III. was, that he had made laws for sending men beyond seas for trial. That was one of the most odious of those acts of tyranny which occasioned the American revolution. The whole of the reasoning is not applicable to this case, but I submit to your Honors that, if the President has the power to do it in the case of Africans, and send them beyond seas for trial, he could do it by the same authority in the case of American citizens. By a simple order to the marshal of the district, he could just as well seize forty citizens of the United States, on the demand of a foreign minister, and send them beyond seas for trial before a foreign court."
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Lucy 🇺🇲🇺🇦🐾♿️💙 @juice2024.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
These senators are cowards
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Go get him, Ryan Poles!!!
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
TIL The Metaverse was still a thing and hadn’t been shut over a year ago. You know, when Threads was going to bail them out of the Metaverse money pit.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
And yet stock prices will still go up because tech bros and billionaires will artificially propel it up by overvaluing it because the stock market is bullshit. “Invisible Hand” my ass.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Pretty sure Grover Norquist is on my flight and can’t help but chuckle remembering his reaction to @dansavage.bsky.social ‘s “inseminating my husband” joke on Real Time back in the day.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Excellent post
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
In the process of nuking my Twitter account and it feels great. First I'm using a service to scrub all of my tweets, replies, and likes because I don't trust Elon to actually delete it when I close my account. But as soon as it's done I'm gone forever.
A screenshot of the service I'm using to scrub all of my tweets, replies, and likes from Twitter so that I can quit forever. Because fuck Elon.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Not sure why the other siblings, 6 & 7, are at the end but 7 will be disappointed that he’s so separated from his buddy 8. And is there a bias against 6? Sometimes people thinks she’s kinda bitchy but she just doesn’t have time or patience for people’s BS.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My synesthesia is all over the place. I mean, 2 & 3 are married so naturally they’re together, but why is their kid, 1, between the siblings 8 and 9? Obviously 4 & 5 are also married, but 5 is an a-hole so I don’t think 4 minds that weirdo 0 wandered in from wherever he hangs out to separate them.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Wow, big upset for 2. I wouldn’t have expected it to land any higher than 4.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Whiskey
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It's also a journalism failure that one of the most relevant news sources is Teen Vogue.
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Mike Elk @mikeelk.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Purge of women in the military begins
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I should add, "unexpected to those unaware". Otherwise, IYKYK.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This photo is always the most unexpected answer to the question: "Who is one of the most lethal men on the planet"?
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This weekend I'll be nuking my FB & Twitter accounts. I'm not giving them my clicks or my data to use to train AI. Also as a fed, that email sent to every agency ending DEI & telling people to rat each other out tells me more "purity tests" are coming & I don't want some MAGA type to screenshot me.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The ultimate outcome of this is already pretty clear once you realize the GOP hates veterans. They love "thuh troopz!" when there's a war on that's making their defense industry donors obscene amounts of money. But now that all of that has dried up, they couldn't care less.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Also yes project 2025 was always the plan.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"Well well well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Man, if I heard this from Dolly I might very well end it all.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The best part of being a grownup is that no one can stop you! Heck, throw in a lukewarm breakfast for good measure.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Why is every Republican so pathologically unfunny?
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Further proof that the GOP hates veterans. They pretended to love active service members (thuh heeroze!) when there was a war making their defense industry donors obscene amounts of money, but now that all of that is over they actively detest them.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Thank the gods that Chris Morgan is gone. The O-line was an absolute joke.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Do it or you'll make Lenny very disappointed in you. Does anyone really want that on their conscience? I don't.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My takeaway from this is that catturd is now *medically* full of shit.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Lions fans in shambles. r/NFCNorthMemeWar is going to be entertaining after this one.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
An aviator's pet peeve with ground comms: "Over" I know when the transmission is over when you stop talking. You don't need to announce when it starts, why waste time telling everyone when it ends?
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It really sucks because it can be a really brilliant show that is unfortunate to have drawn a lot of dogshit people to its fanbase. It's like the people who love "Team America" because they're totally oblivious to the fact that they're the ones being made fun of.
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Christina @christinawit.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
But, but, but... he is autistic,
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Do it or you'll make Lenny sad. Do you really want that on your conscience?
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If this is just a concept car and the production Lucky Ducks don't have SmartCharles, Prumby's gonna have a problem. You don't tease SmartCharles and then not deliver.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
SNL really needs to bring back Kate McKinnon to play this woman.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I cannot overstate how good that show is. So many little details they got right that only people who have worked for the federal government would get. Just so good.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Hey! "It's a good cah. The engine's good. The engine's good."
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#Iam14AndThisIsDeep
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I shouldn't be arrested for beating Nazis with a bullwhip. The looting of priceless antiquities maybe, but not the Nazis thing.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Why it's almost as if he's been completely full of shit this entire time. Fuck this asshole and his wasting MILLIONS of dollars on a criminally self-indulgent vanity grift.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Green Pepper Cholula is the GOAT for me.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Beating the shit out of Nazis with a bullwhip. That, or looting ancient artifacts like I work for the British Museum.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"YOU ARE PRESSING THE BUTTON WHEN THERE IS NO TONE"
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It's so transparently about mediocre people maintaining an unequal playing field so that they can convince themselves they are naturally superior. Equality and equity force them to confront the fact that they're not and they hate it.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It's why the Southern Strategy worked (Sure you're poor and your life sucks, but vote for us and we'll make sure black people's lives will always suck more!"). It's why manosphere trad-bro shit works ("As a man this world belongs to you and those angry bitches are trying to take it from you!")
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Racism writ large, and really all forms of supremacy, are about insecure white people having nothing else but their race to make themselves feel important. "Well, I ain't shit, never been shit, never gonna be shit...but I'm not black!" and now they get to convince themselves they're superior.
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
No, but see this one is even more art because it's a different orientation. The folks at Target didn't know what a masterpiece they had.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/01/2025
post nut literacy feels like an idea whose moment has come
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Jeremy @makeitsonumber1.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I'm 100% the latter and kind don't even understand the former.
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