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Furry, lefty, petrolhead, woke, dork. English, 40+ Greymuzzle “artist”. NSFW / Adult content - No minors! 🔞 Bigots, bellends and bots get blocked. 🎨: www.furaffinity.net/user/wardy 💍: @fitzroyfox.bsky.soc 💲: ko-fi.com/majorward

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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 59m
Didn’t notice it right away, plus they’re closed tomorrow and MoT needs to be got over the weekend.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 2h
Hoping the MOT place tomorrow can do it or I'm looking at another fail and potentially a load of money down the toilet.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 2h
I might cry... There is a distinct clunking / banging coming from the front end of the car when turning at slow speeds. I think whoever did the suspension earlier didn't tighten everything up.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 2h
Kinktober - Incest (and impregnation) For @gildedtongue.bsky.social CW: Incest (duh!), Impregnation (also duh!) #furryart #kinktober #nsfw #incest #nsfwfurry
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 4h
What the fuck?!? I don’t like kids but I fucking hate people who abuse them, which this is!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 5h
I could murder a decent Cornish pasty!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 6h
Urgh!
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Fuzzy @fuzzlogik.bsky.social · 9h
Rise
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 7h
Bollocks!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 7h
I checked the treads, which were ok. However I think the hot, dry summer was not kind on my budget tyres and they were starting to deteriorate.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 7h
Rear tyres swapped, front shocks and a drop link replaced, and the baking soda & vinegar paste has really cleared up the headlight. Re-test tomorrow!
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Guard The Leaf @guardtheleaf.com · 12h
Canadians, Your Lucky Streak At The U.S. Border Means Nothing #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political www.guardtheleaf.com/p/canadians-...
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Canadians, Your Lucky Streak At The U.S. Border Means Nothing
Crossing fifty times without a problem doesn’t make you untouchable. It just means trip fifty one hasn’t happened yet.
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Guard The Leaf @guardtheleaf.com · 12h
So Apparently Canada Is The Security Threat Now #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY4Z...
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America Is Turning The Canadian Border Into A Hostile Zone
YouTube video by Guard The Leaf
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
225/50/17 (assuming you use the same size format we do?) Don’t bother with a winter / summer set. Don’t see much snow these days…
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mine are a pretty standard size and I got the budget ones…
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Front tyres were done last week. I checked the rear tyres, but only the treads, which were not bad / not great. Thats on me for not looking too close. £300 for all 4 tyres, shocks are gonna be £255, MoT was £45 and bulbs were £5. So that’s £605 and counting…
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At the tyre fitters getting the rear tyres swapped. Booked into the garage near work for the shocks tomorrow morning. So much for saving some money this month.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Injured
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Guard The Leaf @guardtheleaf.com · 08/10/2026
America Thinks The Midterms Will Fix This. Canada Isn’t Waiting Around. #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political www.guardtheleaf.com/p/america-th...
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America Thinks The Midterms Will Fix This. Canada Isn’t Waiting Around.
Some Americans still seem convinced a blue wave will calm Canadians down. The problem is, this stopped being about our mood 20 months ago.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like GTL I still want the Democrats to win and get some semblance of sanity back into the equation, but if they think it’s a magic bullet then they’re deluded.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nope. Even if Democrats retake the house and senate, Trump will veto anything they stick on his desk. Newsome and Schiff won’t commit to removing the tariffs because Cali wine isn’t being bought in Canada anymore. Most Dems don’t even acknowledge the economic harm done to Canada, just the US.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
US in a nutshell. Always thinking a “sowwy!” and a fruit basket will solve everything.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New ones. Waiting to hear back from a garage to see how much and when they can fit me in
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can replace the exhaust mount and clean the headlight, but the shocks and tyres are pro-garage jobs. Not sure about the brakes yet.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Front shock leaking, both will need replacing. Headlight plastic oxidised, needs cleaning or replacing. Rear tyres are worse than I thought (advisory) Brakes imbalanced (advisory) Exhaust rear mount needs replacing (advisory)
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fail. And it’s not gonna be cheap. Fuck.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good morning!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Car is in for MoT…
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Sheldon Cooper Hyperventilates with Paper Bag
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Wayne's World Thumbs Up
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some hot ones! I did something pretty much identical to this a while ago…I’ll have to dig it out when I get home
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slow cooked wild boar pappardelle was as fucking sublime as it sounds!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice one! Hope you’re ok, it’s been a while!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congratulations (again) to you both, mate! So glad it went well!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Cat Laughing HAH Meme
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That cake was awesome!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Phwoooarrr!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@tiggystardust.bsky.social
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At Lombardi’s for dinner (again). No occasion, we just love it here and I’m off work tomorrow. There’s no other restaurant I know of where I greet the manager with a kiss.
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
3 years ago today we laid Camrath to rest. Here’s to you, brother! This one’s for you…
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’re doing great!
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Guard The Leaf @guardtheleaf.com · 07/10/2026
Washington DC Is America’s Showroom. Canadians Don’t Like What’s On Display #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political www.guardtheleaf.com/p/washington...
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Washington DC Is America’s Showroom. Canadians Don’t Like What’s On Display
Tour companies are bleeding customers while the capital behind the 51st state garbage, tariffs and threats still expects Canadians to treat it like a normal vacation destination.
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Guard The Leaf @guardtheleaf.com · 07/10/2026
Canadians Are Missing From Vermont Again. Washington DC Is Down 50% #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nSN...
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Washington DC and Vermont Tourism Are Getting Hammered
YouTube video by Guard The Leaf
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🍑👌🏻
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Redneck BBQ
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cute Kitten Raises Paw
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tanutanuki @tanutanuki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sierra for Fuzimir!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lovely!
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Going off the odd username and rapid response, I’m going with Bot
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