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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

watching The Wire and there really used to be so much more sex in shows before, even when it wasn't central to the plot, AND the sex was sexier!

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

any time there's division of household chores discourse i'm forced to humbly accept this

a screenshot of Chaka Khan's I'm every woman, edited to say i'm every man

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

it's that time of the month (when i post a selfie on here and dip)

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

more like Jessica Lee GAGné amiright

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

last night i pushed the boundaries of appropriate work titties

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Mondays are reluctant office outfit days

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

it's tough to be a sports lover and a US hater but someone's gotta do it

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

watching The Wire for the first time and i'm dying at McNulty being the Most Divorced Guy

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

watching My Best Friend's Wedding and i'm not generally a jealous person but i would drop a piano on Julia Roberts' head i'm afraid

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

see i would love to play guitar but unfortunately i refuse to make Those Faces

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

one underrated advantage of working remote is that typing "hahaha" when my boss sends me stupid AI videos is much easier than politely chuckling irl

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

best friend and i wrote the book on shitty Madridian dive bars 💅🏼

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Commanders holding the ball like Nara Smith holds utensils and it's pissing me off

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

touching grass was not enough i needed to touch sand

me with my hair braided lying on a Jamaican beach in a colorful bikini

A view of the ocean from a ship. My silhouette in the reflection

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

dammit Benito you've done it again

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

my hair stylist: *massaging my head* me: don't moan don't moan don't moan

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

i lost my prized WhatsApp sticker collection no one talk to me

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

running a 10k today pls give me song recs 🙏🏼 and rate their hype level on a scale of 1 to 10 pls

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

New Year's resolution to be the Majo-est i can possibly be is off to a great start

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

this annoyed me so much bc NOWHERE does that phrase imply that. what does "softly" even mean here anyway. but sure 200k likes what the hell

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

my best friend just sent me a 20 min video she made for my birthday of all my friends and family saying how much they love me and i'm—

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

i am the Spiders Georg of pairs of socks ownership

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

my best friend's bf only follows her on IG lmao truly the man of all time

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

eggnog bread pudding 😍 credit (slash blame, depending on taste) to @funkyiambs.bsky.social for the idea

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

the words "oh i would never be a werewolf, it's so unladylike" very earnestly came out of my mouth

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

seasonal color analysis is no match for my stubborn belief that every color suits me

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

just had a protein bar so good that i muttered "that's fucked up" to myself

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

coworker just unironically referenced "the war on Christmas"

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

i'm afraid i need the Pepto-Busmol

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

friend complimenting my tights: "they're overwhelmingly complex"

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

hate to say it, but the Brits really ate with "keen"

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

self-soothed so well today that i can't wait to tell my therapist tomorrow, much in the way my dog would proudly bring us dead birds

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Oh you don’t think I should go to a college where all the courses are planned by AI? Well let me remind you of the wise words of the philosopher Plato: “Plato is a soft, clay-like substance that comes in different colors and is used by children for making models”

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 14/12/2024