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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake

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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The lion with the lamb (ok really the other lion)
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did I just imagine the last 16 years? I mean I think I should do a rewrite in that case
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didn’t Freddie have one in 2009?
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com How many times in our history have we beat Wiz/SKC with goals after the 89’
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Move to Bremerton we'll hang out Move to Bremerton 'cause you want to Move to Bremerton will you be mine? (Move to Bremerton 'til the end of time)
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s true. It’s definitely in the running
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watch Kansas City in 2009. Kai Kamara has the worst miss in the league history
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus that’s a real forcefield on goal for the Loons
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kirkland/Medina boy clearly
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no we suck again
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only Starbird we acknowledge is Kate
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was really hoping ‘ Field would stick complete with glottal stop or click
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So….the Sounders are one of the luckiest teams ever? And they still are complete ass?
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was so obvious to us all on TV there had to be some sort of forcefield, zombies, aliens or some shit in the way that only he could see
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok @macamps.online
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Georgi scores on us
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Heeeey there’s your boy
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Real cool that our CB dribbled the ball out of bounds at midfield
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean CW deserves to be fired but this is still like 95% Adrian Hanauer
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There was no point
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CR7 has more headed goals than you’d expect from a guy generously listed at 5’8”
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s a fucking pen
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That was exactly our reaction. We just stood there. We asked no questions of her and I don’t think we said a word for for the rest of the afternoon despite sharing a desk with her.
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Crashing planes and blowing up is kinda their raison d’être
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When it happened my co worker and I were giggling about it when my Director walked over and read the headline. She simply remarked, “Hmm, sounds like the holster slipped and it went in all the way,” and then went back to tallying up the team’s forecast for the day. She never said anything else.
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, I’m glad that Ed Sheeran confirmed everything I ever suspected about Ed Sheeran
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No? Ichiro told Bob Costas that KC was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bullshit
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is Drake Maye’s worst nightmare: playing against a team that is good
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye continues to be trash
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That is the most Drew Locke play of all time.
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That is a bad call
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some trauma sticks with you, Oak
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Peewees playhouse furniture
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Did anyone call out that she 10x the stats
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bullshit call
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Again, what the fuck is the defender supposed to do there
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jedd Fisch teams continue to make stupid mistakes
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jedd Fisch is like Kalen DeBoer if every decision was bad
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jedd Fisch is a shit coach
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
UW fan. Looked a legit hit
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jedd Fisch teams will always bleed points for stupid mistakes
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t think Adrian can feel embarrassment anymore
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Even though it’s a 100% Adrian Hanauer’s fault, Craig has to go.
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Welp Sounders continue to be shit
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s not going in 😑
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kind of harsh that he didn’t
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He’s not very good though. Who is he gonna supplant ?
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey
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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Weird. It thinks I’m from Utah (I’ve spent less than 72 hours in Utah) but it generally figures correctly I’m from the West Coast.
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