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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not being into paws whatsoever for my entire life, but then I wash my enormous dragon soon to be husband's enormous paws intimately while his mascara runs and he tells me about his problems in the new hit game Drag N Wash

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My plants when I forgo expensive grow lights in favor of an array of ULTRA BEIJIING 6000K FUCK YOU RADIANT SUN SHOP LIGHT FOR ONLY $12.99

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

[using my boyfriend's stove that can't boil water on full power] Before: wow this fucking sucks Now: the contradictions of imperialism sharpen!!!!!!!

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Love reading theory. Now I can have the exact same views as before but sound like an educated pretentious nerd about it

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

There is no finer pleasure in life than mildly inconveniencing/annoying your wife

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Fern cultivar that calls you the f slur

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

They should make a bottom that you can grow in your backyard like a carrot

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Going to the optometrist and they slide tweets in front of me while asking "woke 1? woke 2?"

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Had a dream last night where I was on a Star Wars ride at Disney. I was completely alone on it and a R2-D2 animatronic told me about a secret third side of the American civil war, then he showed me a flag that looked like a mix of the Confederacy and Bosnia

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Bizarre Texas politics moment: the GOP keeps saying that Dem Senate candidate James Talarico is vegan and photoshopping cock in his mouth, followed by him having to release a public statement clarifying "no no no guys don't worry, I am NOT cool like that."

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The MILFs were right about Special K

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

>pretty girl named Bee I'm sensing some bias here

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I'm pretending to be mad at this, but it's actually kind of beautiful and awesome that this little dude sees a tomato and just FULL SEND BEELINES towards the one thing nature designed him to do. I have lost my tomato plant, yet gained a closer connection to the world around me. Pretty cool

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This is how I'm phrasing my ✂️ kink from now on thank you Flash

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I fucking hate you you stupid ass cautionary tale worm I hope you get vivisected by a blue jay

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

An entire life neither hearing of nor seeing a "tomato hornworm." It sounds like something you'd encounter in Viva Piñata designed to specifically antagonize you. I get a tomato plant, and not ONE DAY LATER guess what FAT ASS BITCH spontaneously appears and eats HALF THE FUCKING LEAVES ON MY PLANT

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Good con Good friends Good dogs :)

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

How to stop saying "We're SO back" when the top pulls out and the dick is immaculate

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Thinking about Her again 🌎✨🌃

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Not now hoe I'm listening to the Planet Earth II soundtrack

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

If I go to buy your food product and there is an AI image on the label I'm just going to assume it's 70% lead and sawdust

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

(if you know me and/or would like to flirt your way there etc etc)

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

PSA on hyena culture: if you see a hyena at FWA the culturally appropriate greeting is to grab them here:

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

[man writing a score for a film that in any way involves the planet Mars] "Bring me...The Horns."

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I'm Just having yeen On the stage in my yeens That's where I'm a yeen

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

God What have you done You're a pink pony yeen And you whoop at the club

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

What are we going to do when we land and find them there

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I am going to moonsplain to so many bottoms at fwa

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Are you really not going to let me smoke a joint and jerk me off on the couch on the day the Artemis II crew returns from cislunar space

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I feel so incredibly alive 🌙 🐕 ❤️ ⭐✨

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

JUST GOT OFF MY 15 HOUR CONSOLE SHIFT WE WENT TO THE MOON IN THE FUCKING SKY AND NOW WE ARE SO BACK

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

It is a WONDERFUL day to go to the moon doggies :)

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It's 11 PM on a Friday night and I'm thinking of her

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I took this pic in 2018 as an angsty little puppy who wanted to do this kind of thing someday. It's the closest I've been to the ones I've seen and it leaves you quite literally dumbstruck. Absolutely speechless.

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Seeing a rocket launch is basically the closest thing you can do to witnessing a man-made act of god. It's so bright that you can't look at the water without going sunblind. The only thing that comes even close it watching bombs fall, except with a launch you're filled with hope instead of terror.

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Guys I think we're gonna make it

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Every day I come close to crying (from joy and excitement) at least three times now

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

NOMINAL TRANS LUNAR INJECTION. TO THE STARS.

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I will be posting through it in sheer euphoria of Artemis II apologies in advance

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I met the moon and she's a woman

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Yeah I believe in astrology (the mere fact of humans hurtling towards the moon as we speak creating a impenetrable protective aura of good vibes around me)

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

GODSPEED INTEGRITY; GODSPEED ARTEMIS II

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Making my overnight oats with eight minutes to spare. I guess you could say I'm just in control of my life like that.

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Rolling up her plan b in a little slice of cheese

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The sexual tension on the phone between me and the person at the free delivery Chinese restaurant when they know my order before I say it

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Celebrating the opening of your relationship with a no loads refused party and calling it an initial public offering

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