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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not being into paws whatsoever for my entire life, but then I wash my enormous dragon soon to be husband's enormous paws intimately while his mascara runs and he tells me about his problems in the new hit game Drag N Wash

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My plants when I forgo expensive grow lights in favor of an array of ULTRA BEIJIING 6000K FUCK YOU RADIANT SUN SHOP LIGHT FOR ONLY $12.99

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

[using my boyfriend's stove that can't boil water on full power] Before: wow this fucking sucks Now: the contradictions of imperialism sharpen!!!!!!!

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Love reading theory. Now I can have the exact same views as before but sound like an educated pretentious nerd about it

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

There is no finer pleasure in life than mildly inconveniencing/annoying your wife

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Fern cultivar that calls you the f slur

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

They should make a bottom that you can grow in your backyard like a carrot

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Going to the optometrist and they slide tweets in front of me while asking "woke 1? woke 2?"

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Had a dream last night where I was on a Star Wars ride at Disney. I was completely alone on it and a R2-D2 animatronic told me about a secret third side of the American civil war, then he showed me a flag that looked like a mix of the Confederacy and Bosnia

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Bizarre Texas politics moment: the GOP keeps saying that Dem Senate candidate James Talarico is vegan and photoshopping cock in his mouth, followed by him having to release a public statement clarifying "no no no guys don't worry, I am NOT cool like that."

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The MILFs were right about Special K

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I'm pretending to be mad at this, but it's actually kind of beautiful and awesome that this little dude sees a tomato and just FULL SEND BEELINES towards the one thing nature designed him to do. I have lost my tomato plant, yet gained a closer connection to the world around me. Pretty cool

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I fucking hate you you stupid ass cautionary tale worm I hope you get vivisected by a blue jay

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

An entire life neither hearing of nor seeing a "tomato hornworm." It sounds like something you'd encounter in Viva Piñata designed to specifically antagonize you. I get a tomato plant, and not ONE DAY LATER guess what FAT ASS BITCH spontaneously appears and eats HALF THE FUCKING LEAVES ON MY PLANT

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Good con Good friends Good dogs :)

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

How to stop saying "We're SO back" when the top pulls out and the dick is immaculate

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Thinking about Her again 🌎✨🌃

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Not now hoe I'm listening to the Planet Earth II soundtrack

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

If I go to buy your food product and there is an AI image on the label I'm just going to assume it's 70% lead and sawdust

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

PSA on hyena culture: if you see a hyena at FWA the culturally appropriate greeting is to grab them here:

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

[man writing a score for a film that in any way involves the planet Mars] "Bring me...The Horns."

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

God What have you done You're a pink pony yeen And you whoop at the club

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

What are we going to do when we land and find them there

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I am going to moonsplain to so many bottoms at fwa

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Are you really not going to let me smoke a joint and jerk me off on the couch on the day the Artemis II crew returns from cislunar space

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I feel so incredibly alive 🌙 🐕 ❤️ ⭐✨

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

JUST GOT OFF MY 15 HOUR CONSOLE SHIFT WE WENT TO THE MOON IN THE FUCKING SKY AND NOW WE ARE SO BACK

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

It is a WONDERFUL day to go to the moon doggies :)

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It's 11 PM on a Friday night and I'm thinking of her

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Seeing a rocket launch is basically the closest thing you can do to witnessing a man-made act of god. It's so bright that you can't look at the water without going sunblind. The only thing that comes even close it watching bombs fall, except with a launch you're filled with hope instead of terror.

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Guys I think we're gonna make it

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Every day I come close to crying (from joy and excitement) at least three times now

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

NOMINAL TRANS LUNAR INJECTION. TO THE STARS.

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I will be posting through it in sheer euphoria of Artemis II apologies in advance

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I met the moon and she's a woman

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Yeah I believe in astrology (the mere fact of humans hurtling towards the moon as we speak creating a impenetrable protective aura of good vibes around me)

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

GODSPEED INTEGRITY; GODSPEED ARTEMIS II

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Making my overnight oats with eight minutes to spare. I guess you could say I'm just in control of my life like that.

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Rolling up her plan b in a little slice of cheese

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The sexual tension on the phone between me and the person at the free delivery Chinese restaurant when they know my order before I say it

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Celebrating the opening of your relationship with a no loads refused party and calling it an initial public offering

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Elon Musk having a cool trans daughter is the best possible evidence of America having the worst culture, and by organic reaction having the best counterculture

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026