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MECO!

@mainenginecutoff.bsky.social
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NSFW 18+ / 28 / Bi / M / 6'1 / 200lb / Vers-Top / Ⓥ🌱/ Houston, TX / 💙 @BellTelFox.bsky.social 💛 @leopardcube.bsky.social

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not being into paws whatsoever for my entire life, but then I wash my enormous dragon soon to be husband's enormous paws intimately while his mascara runs and he tells me about his problems in the new hit game Drag N Wash
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My plants when I forgo expensive grow lights in favor of an array of ULTRA BEIJIING 6000K FUCK YOU RADIANT SUN SHOP LIGHT FOR ONLY $12.99
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I fucking hate you you stupid ass cautionary tale worm I hope you get vivisected by a blue jay
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
An entire life neither hearing of nor seeing a "tomato hornworm." It sounds like something you'd encounter in Viva Piñata designed to specifically antagonize you. I get a tomato plant, and not ONE DAY LATER guess what FAT ASS BITCH spontaneously appears and eats HALF THE FUCKING LEAVES ON MY PLANT
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Thinking about Her again 🌎✨🌃
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
PSA on hyena culture: if you see a hyena at FWA the culturally appropriate greeting is to grab them here:
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
What are we going to do when we land and find them there
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It's 11 PM on a Friday night and I'm thinking of her
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Seeing a rocket launch is basically the closest thing you can do to witnessing a man-made act of god. It's so bright that you can't look at the water without going sunblind. The only thing that comes even close it watching bombs fall, except with a launch you're filled with hope instead of terror.
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Guys I think we're gonna make it
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Every day I come close to crying (from joy and excitement) at least three times now
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
NOMINAL TRANS LUNAR INJECTION. TO THE STARS.
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
my honest reaction:
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
GODSPEED INTEGRITY; GODSPEED ARTEMIS II
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I've discovered that Canada has good lighting
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Friend: Hey man that was a lot of shrooms, you good? My brain to the aliens in the walls:
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
is your burger still worth it
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Hey guys this is my mycosona his name is Xylus he's a spring destroying angel do NOT draw him without express permission!!
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Things parents were wrong about: -Employment -Music -Gay People Things parents were right about: -holy shit tomatoes are so fucking good man
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
How it feels to have a fractional moment in time where I can feel proud to be an American again
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
VIVE LE WOKISME
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
DICK CHENEY IS DEAD AND JARED ISAACMAN'S NASA NOMINATION IS ALIVE
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Downside of using hinge: feels like trying to sext on linkedin Upside of using hinge: scaring the hoes by subverting the artistic intentions of the generic photo prompts
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I put my chud son in a taffy puller every day for a year and this happened
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Started carrying one of these around to take the edge off
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
not now hoe I'm playing bowmaster prelude
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I've had enough. I'm going to the one online public square that hasn't yet been compromised by the "state" of Israel
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
not now hoe I'm listening to my favorite album 🔥
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"HEY DID YOU SEE THAT NEW FURRY ALBUM HAS FAT BREEDABLE DEER ASS ON THE COVER?!"
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I saw a movie last night and this was my immediate thought when it was over
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
If you ever need more data points that AI is vapor, you can read this poem written by a six year old that has orders of magnitude more potent artistry than anything ever written by a language model:
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Sorry I can't join the match right now my cat is aura farming
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Liquid oxygen both looking like this and being one of two things most rockets are filled with feels so right. Like look at that and tell me it doesn't look like spaceship fuel
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
retvrn
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
We used to dream about moments like this
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
We need to start charging these hoes with stolen valor
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Breaking and entering w/ @artiyote.bsky.social 💙
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Behold
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Some appropriate reading for my flight to Vancouver today (Air Canada bitched out and gave the unions the money they deserve) (I'm getting puppy hole)
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Hey can you hold this with your mouth for me real quick
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"Damn, I really wish I had a more convenient way to traverse this theme park" The humble monorail:
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Beauty
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
So pumped that I have my Slab, and now I get to be the Guy with the Slab. I'm going to put it on my barq with "ask me about my slab." People will see me passing at cons and say "yeah that's MECO, he never stops talking about his Slab." And they'll be right.
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I am going to make so much chocolate on this bad bitch
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Me: man I sure do love pissing The Cat of Accompaniment:
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
you know I stay strapped with that
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Breakfast with the wife @belltelfox.bsky.social ❤️ 💙
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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I would give an arm and a leg to know what kind of game Revenant Hill would have been and I'd pay 5,000 dollars for the soundtrack alone
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