Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hNobody who likes steak puts fucking ketchup on it. 010
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hFool me once, shame on you for your lack of ambition. 010
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h"And the voters are the servants clearing each course as we finish." 000
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h"And also pretend I don't suck donkey dick at the job." 000
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hAnd we still got to see the guy with the longest arms ever recorded fall to his death. 010
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hEntrapment just keeps getting more subtle. 020
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hFucking crazy. If I had Bezos' money, I'd tell Trump to eat my ass. I mean, I'd tell him for free, given the opportunity, so what the fuck is the point of being so disgustingly rich? 000
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hMost successful fucking dupe in history. 000
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hTheAKGuy? Da fuq is wrong with these people? 020
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hHe's unwittingly admitting that he lost the war before he even thought of it. 030
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hIt is a lesson in unmitigated incompetence, if anything. 000
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hThanks, TMZ, but I don't need to see any video of the incident. 110
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6hLove depends on the lover; life depends on the liver. 010
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 7hLike I said, I was relying on other people's info. 010
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 8hLuckily, Mike Johnson is a world-class wimp. 010
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 8hExcept that would result in another Alito. Or possibly an Alitito. 000
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 8hSure, Obama didn't even stop eight wars. All he had to do was not be George W. Bush. 020
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9hNo, I've been to Wisconsin. At least, that's where they told me I was. 100
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9hPeople keep paying him for bullshit that doesn't exist, of which he has an unlimited supply. 040
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9hI hope he remembers to explain that he understands all this stuff because he had a smart uncle at M.I.T. 040
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9hShould've known $600 wasn't enough. 100
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9hI've never seen the Mall of America. I don't even believe there is such a place. 210
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9hThis is why all the wars that ever started are still going on. Except those eight, of course. 050
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h"How can I let people know I'm an even bigger asshole than they already think I am?" 000
Reposted by Bob and his evil twin, also BobAlex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 15hPetition for Jamelle Bouie to replace all headline writers in the US. 282612356
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10hWell, life is short. Ain't nobody got time for that big pumpkin-headed shitheel. But fuck Greg Abbott, too. 020
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10hEven if it means impeaching some motherfuckers? 020
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10hI wouldn't let this bozo run a hot dog stand. 000
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10hTrump supporter, so he'd be the pro-rape position in the debate. 32008
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10hI'm out here vandalizing demographics every day. 031
Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10hIf there's an organization more useless than the White House Press Corps, what is it and what is it for? 020