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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob

@mahnkenstein.bsky.social
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stagehand, short-order cook, playwright, criminal, steeplejack, roadie, low-budget rock star, chain-hoist mechanic, state pension whore (not all at once) I was once thrown out of jail for excessive noise

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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 5h
*again, obvs
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Nobody who likes steak puts fucking ketchup on it.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Fool me once, shame on you for your lack of ambition.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
"And the voters are the servants clearing each course as we finish."
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
"And also pretend I don't suck donkey dick at the job."
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
And we still got to see the guy with the longest arms ever recorded fall to his death.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Entrapment just keeps getting more subtle.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Fucking crazy. If I had Bezos' money, I'd tell Trump to eat my ass. I mean, I'd tell him for free, given the opportunity, so what the fuck is the point of being so disgustingly rich?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Most successful fucking dupe in history.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
TheAKGuy? Da fuq is wrong with these people?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
This is a trick.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Right?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
He's unwittingly admitting that he lost the war before he even thought of it.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
It is a lesson in unmitigated incompetence, if anything.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Thanks, TMZ, but I don't need to see any video of the incident.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Good. Fucker.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Love depends on the lover; life depends on the liver.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 7h
Like I said, I was relying on other people's info.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 8h
Luckily, Mike Johnson is a world-class wimp.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 8h
Except that would result in another Alito. Or possibly an Alitito.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 8h
Like a much smaller Annapolis.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 8h
Sure, Obama didn't even stop eight wars. All he had to do was not be George W. Bush.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
No, I've been to Wisconsin. At least, that's where they told me I was.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
A prank?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
I would listen to it.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
And Russians never lie.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
See you in hell, shitbag.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
People keep paying him for bullshit that doesn't exist, of which he has an unlimited supply.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
I hope he remembers to explain that he understands all this stuff because he had a smart uncle at M.I.T.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
Should've known $600 wasn't enough.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
Much better.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
I've never seen the Mall of America. I don't even believe there is such a place.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
Or you just idle.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
This is why all the wars that ever started are still going on. Except those eight, of course.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 9h
"How can I let people know I'm an even bigger asshole than they already think I am?"
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 15h
Petition for Jamelle Bouie to replace all headline writers in the US.
YouTube. Video with title

I cannot emphasize enough that the president has pudding for brains
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
Don't neglect the taint, Ted.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
Well, life is short. Ain't nobody got time for that big pumpkin-headed shitheel. But fuck Greg Abbott, too.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
She's a lot older than she looks.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
Even if it means impeaching some motherfuckers?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
He is a very bad thinker.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
I wouldn't let this bozo run a hot dog stand.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
Does Tuberville know about this?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
How MUCH salt?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
You tell me, dude.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
Trump supporter, so he'd be the pro-rape position in the debate.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
I wish a motherfucker would try.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
I'm out here vandalizing demographics every day.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
Double would be 100% more.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10h
If there's an organization more useless than the White House Press Corps, what is it and what is it for?
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