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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob

@mahnkenstein.bsky.social
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stagehand, short-order cook, playwright, criminal, steeplejack, roadie, low-budget rock star, chain-hoist mechanic, state pension whore (not all at once) I was once thrown out of jail for excessive noise

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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am going to continue to use the term "Artificial Intelligence," because I am an ENEMY of The White House.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He is stealing our money to make ads calling us Communists and whatever else Roy Cohn tells him to say when the lights start blinking...and pretending that he's ever picked up the tab for anything, ever, in his cheap, miserable, piece-of-shit waste of a life.
Trump: The Radical Left is upset with the fact that I am taking Ads, which I consider to be a positive promotion for our Great U.S.A., and paying for them with U.S.A. money. This is a rather standard thing to do but, rather than doing that, although nothing will make them happy, I have decided to do the Patriotic Ads, among others, and pay for them myself, and with money I raised for MAGA, Inc. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President
DONALD J. TRUMP
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is called attempting to buy votes, and it's so insanely illegal that only an insane criminal would do it. In this case an insane criminal liar, because this motherfucker never ponies up the dough.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monochrome Monday
red
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Charles Laughton as Quasimodo
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bronzish cast of Lenin, Mickey Mouse and Jesus, walking hand-in-hand
Lenin sez, "Do you think he's a midget?"
Jesus sez, "They prefer to be called little people."
Lenin sez, "Whatever."
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chief Justice Roberts, a notorious whore, backs Trump’s urgent bid to allow ballroom construction for now

A federal appellate panel ruled against Trump over dissent from a judge he appointed to the bench. He ran crying to his bottom bitch.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A  picture of a turn-of the 20th Century bottle of Heroin
'From the makers of Aspirin.
'Introducing...HEROIN
'For non-addictive relief for the coughs since 1898
'Also recommended as a safe and non-addicting cure for morphine addiction
'Now available in the United States and Canada
'"BAYER PHARMACEUTICAL PRODUCTS"'
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
cats; one good, one bad
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is why I always look like this in public:
ninja in a big baby mask gives you the finger
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bluesky thinks English is Arabic
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fixed it.
Headline says "Trump and His Team Struggle."
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Yes, some time in a golden future I probably won't live to see, this bloated fascist pig person will be a pile of shit and bones in a box in the ground at a bankrupt golf course, and we as a country will somehow have atoned for all the heinous shit he has done in our name.
The White House post saying "it will all work out in the end" and "trust in Trump"
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fixed it.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How is the richest man in the world so fucking dumb?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This abject moron can't even make up mob slang right. What the fuck is "eight miles out, six feet down" supposed to mean? Where is there six feet of water eight miles out? Why would you put a body there? How does every food service worker in America know what "86" means and this pinhead doesn't?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Strangely, no.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Oh, look, the crooked real estate developer lost a war
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Cool idea. HOW?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This cat
a cat who is a very bad cat who wants the food you need to live
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ben Rhodes on X: “In the best case scenario, Trump struck a deal to reopen a Strait that was open before the pointless war he started, with [Iran] demonstrating its control over the Strait and potentially extracting fees plus sanctions relief. Thousands of innocents — including hundreds of children — dead in Lebanon and Iran for no reason. U.S. troops killed and wounded. U.S. embassies and bases in the Middle East badly damaged. U.S. standing in the world obliterated. U.S. munitions badly depleted. Hundreds of billions spent. Prices up everywhere. More global economic fallout to come. Putin strengthened and enriched. Just a catastrophic situation even in the best of circumstances. A profoundly shameful episode in American history no matter what happens next.”
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
But don't feed it after midnight
Pope Leo XIV: "Often, the proclamation of truth is obscured by what we today call “fake news” — lies, insinuations, and unfounded accusations.  Yet, in the face of such obstacles, the truth does not remain hidden; rather, it comes forth to meet us, living and radiant, illuminating even the deepest darkness."
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
No-talent loser dipshit moron has a fresh diaper-load for Bruce Springsteen, which as you know is the most pressing issue of the day.
Trump complains about Bruce Springsteen, lies about the election, babbles some other gibberish, I don't fuckin' know what his damage is
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We are also the only country in the world stupid enough to allow "President Donald J. Trump"
A knockoff "truth" from Fat Hitler saying "We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow "Birthright" Citizenship! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
recombobulation area
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
secret agent
Markwayne Mullin cowering like the pussy ass bitch he is on January 6, 2021
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Newt Gingrich remains an idiot.
A tweet from Newt Gingrich in which he is apparently not joking and says, "Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks."
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This one needs an answer.
A children's book called "Where Did The Baby Go?"
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
New dumb bitch in charge at DHS
Markwayne Mullin hiding from his constituents on January 6, 2021
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
When I was a kid I used to listen to Cheech & Chong albums and now they are literally my dealers.
The front facade of Cheech & Chong's "Dispensoria" in Whately, MA
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The President's Brain Is Missing!
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just “take advantage of America!” What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We’ll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
childhood home of this trash-talkin' everyman
Kid Rock's childhood mansion
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
fixed it
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Diaper Don receiving a used Grammy award from Milli Vanilli
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
an easy explainer
A flow chart for "Do I need AI?" whose only flow is "No."
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My outfit for the day it happens.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
What an utter piece of shit this guy is.
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Suuuure
Epstein estate photo of Trump condoms for sale !"with the legend "I'm huuuuge!"
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The President of the United States is dumber than a sack of hammers.
The only reason Marjorie “Traitor” Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!) went BAD is that she was JILTED by the President of the United States (Certainly not the first time she has been jilted!). Too much work, not enough time, and her ideas are, NOW, really BAD - She sort of reminds me of a Rotten Apple! Marjorie is not AMERICA FIRST or MAGA, because nobody could have changed her views so fast, and her new views are those of a very dumb person. That was proven last night when washed up, Trump hating, 60 Minutes “correspondent,” Lesley Stahl, who still owes me an apology from when she attacked me on the show (with serious conviction!), that Hunter Biden’s LAPTOP FROM HELL was produced by Russia, not Hunter himself (TOTALLY PROVEN WRONG!), interviewed a very poorly prepared Traitor, who in her confusion made many really stupid statements. My real problem with the show, however, wasn’t the low IQ traitor, it was that the new ownership of 60 Minutes, Paramount, would allow a show like this to air. THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN THE OLD OWNERSHIP, who just paid me millions of Dollars for FAKE REPORTING about your favorite President, ME! Since they bought it, 60 Minutes has actually gotten WORSE! Oh well, far worse things can happen. P.S. I hereby demand a complete and total APOLOGY, though far too late to be meaningful, from Lesley Stahl and 60 Minutes for her incorrect and Libelous statements about Hunter’s Laptop!!! President DJT
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A person on the analyst's couch says, "All my friends think I'm crazy."
His doctor says, "Why don't you kill them?
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Bob and his evil twin, also Bob @mahnkenstein.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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