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@magpie0430.bsky.social
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he/him 19 demibisexual AuDHD I may repost *some* suggestive stuff but nothing explicit or nsfw so this is primarily just a 13+ acc

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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Geordie Greep rape allegations just surfaced. I want to kill myself.
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cameron Winter is incredible. I love Cameron Winter.
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lmao not me I'm bisexual as SHIT
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For my next trick I will push everyone away and then get sad even though I did that
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The new Helluva short was actually kind of alright but oh my god that title makes me want to blow my brains out
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nevermind I can pick them up in the morning :3 >w>
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE XLR CABLES I SPENT $70 ON JUST GOT RETURNED TO SENDER BECAUSE I FORGOT TO PUT MY PO BOX PAINTING THE CEILING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'/TN/IURIYM/./86J486/J86O/579ME75W4786
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shayy stfu you've done enough
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can't keep womankind in your dreams.
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happy @happyroadkill.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ExCheetix tries a bold new marketing strategy targeting the overstimulated
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happy @happyroadkill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I didn’t wanna let America’s big 250th pass without making a classic roadkill political comic which may have come out more dark than funny in retrospect which my b
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WE LOST SWEETBABYJAYSUS WHY LORD WHYYYYYY
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh hey I'm visible now! (happy bi day)
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THERE'S 10 MILLION ALIENS COOLER THAN YOU
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just spent all week excited to jam with some kids from college just to get there and nobody else came, hardly any instruments, no microphones, and the one guy who's there is a Kirk-shirt-sporting Trump voter. Next time just call me a retarded faggot and spit in my face, it would hurt a lot less.
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Fox Popvli (but spooky) @foxpopvli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy National Fox Day! 🦊✨♥️ #foxpopvli #art
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jettem @jettem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I fuckin' hate it here.
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you're reading this, which I have a stern feeling you are, please put the blade down.
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bro it must suck ass being under 18 on this app like you could be like a 16 year old just wanting to repost a funny drawing or some fanart you like and the user's profile says some shit along the lines of "if you are a minor I will dismember you and throw you in a river" like okay pal
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 25 years of The Glow pt. 2. Such an incredibly rich and poetic and profound album that has hardly aged at all since it's release. Songs like The Moon and Samurai Sword and I Want to Be Cold and I Felt Your Shape are still some of the most visceral songs I can think of. Oh and 9/11 too.
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
20 year olds be like "ohh i'm so old oh i'm unc now" and then celebrate their birthday at their friend's house watching pirated movies and birthday cake like okay you toddler
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
dumbasses be like: "Oh it can't be that bad being demisexual" the demisexual experience:
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
possible hot take: I feel like Andrew is a very hit-or-miss vocalist for Dance Gavin Dance. I feel like from what I've heard he sounds actually really good, but holy shit they are overproducing his vocals and need to just let the track be, it sounds like he's whispering at times.
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope you feel better and also get a good place to live
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe I Don't Like the "Real World"...?
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love old emo/screamo records because it's obvious that the guitarist(s) don't know jack shit besides octave chord and maybe a perfect 5th or something but they somehow always have the hardest riffs imaginable like UGHNNN GET THAT SHIT
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"It's alright. I'm alright."
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just remembered you can post videos up to 10 minutes so I'm just gonna post one of the greatest things to happen musically last year:
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 03/09/2026
what
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My favorite Mr. Beast moment was when he got punched in the stomach by Mike Tyson and for the briefest of moments, Jimmy Donaldson's lazy grin was replaced with an expression of animalistic fear. For an almost imperceptible window, there were no metricd or merch opportunities, only flesh and pain
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I be all like "man fuck these old white people we need young voices for Mass" and then the younger option is a greasy transphobe and I'm like "HOOOO NEVERMIND DAMN"
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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @viomarks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
when old people thousands of years ago were making places after death, i don't think they really understood the implications when they said those places are ETERNAL. even if it's the best place to be, i'm going to want to stop being after enough time.
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026
in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
RATKO MLADIĆ FOUND DEAD IN PRISON EAT SHIT ROT IN HELL
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muncie @muncie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ladies, please
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm worried for the wellbeing of my best friend and I hope that he's alright
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
you guys get mad at Aaron Montaigne for having a "nazi tattoo" despite him debunking and clarifying for the 13th time that he's, in fact, Not A Nazi™... I am pissed that he was a U.S. soldier in Afghanistan.
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
free spiderman fuck Jake Lang
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh my gosh I almost forgot to say happy birthday Bo Burnham thank you for making my first semester of college tolerable.
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gerard Way really shaved his head and suddenly had the urge to make the greatest rock opera concept album of all time
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ruduraro @ruduraro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
im making my sona fatter so that he will survive the winter
My fursona Roe, a brown anthro cat with a beanie and jacket.
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cameron Winter has a lot of discussion of musicians who die young or death itself, hope this doesn't mean anything and is just a weird oversight
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Forgot to post my @melodynosurname.bsky.social plushie so here she is next to my copy of Slint's legendary Post-rock masterpiece, Spiderland (for size comparison, obviously)
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
me like 2 months ago: "who's Geese aren't they like nepo babies or smth??" me now: "TALK TO THE MIRROR LIKE I'M TRYING TO START A FIGHT-"
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm so yellow
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/08/2026
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
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Abigail Rosenthal @abigailrosenthal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i think about this early pandemic meme at least once a week
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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new england emo kingpin @magpie0430.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have a feeling that when middle aged white guys who do construction and contracting achieve class consciousness and realize that they're in the same classification as Homestuck fans and Linux users it's going to look like this scene
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