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🏳️‍🌈 you are not immune to evil milfs plotting Shakespearean revenge 🏳️‍⚧️ I’m back on my atproto, HEMA, and Taylor Swift bullshit Yet another 30 or 40 year old PNW trans woman in tech who does not need this

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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 08/10/2026
Might want to add a redirect here; dame.is/creating/sho...
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There's a new version of this shortcut available!
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it you're untamiliar and want to use the existing version, at://wormhole is an Apple Shortcut i created last year that lets you quickly hop around the atmosphere on mobile
dame• @dame.is - May 16, 2025
Say hello to at://wormhole
It's an Apple Shortcut for iOS/MacOS that let's you instantly travel between Bluesky clients, ATProto services, or PDS explorers while maintaining your relative position in terms of the data you're trying to view.
Download it here: dame.is/creating/sho...
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i'm in the process of updating the at://wormhole5:214
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 05/10/2026
Fiona Apple wrote the definitive guide on talking to the robot when she sang “So, what would an angel say?”
Criminal
Fiona Apple
So, what would an angel say?
The devil wants to know
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 02/10/2026
I’m upgrading from iPhone 16 Pro Max to iPhone 18 Pro Max and one day the selfie camera will be able to capture my green-brown central heterochomia and all shall love me and despair
Close up of an eye that’s brown near the iris and green around that with a scar above the eyebrow that I get slit at because I am the main character
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/09/2026
Well fuck me, what do you mean that brew.sh cask for claude-code is at 2.1.277 and that claude-code@latest is at 2.1.284 No wonder I've never got the new models available on the week that they release formulae.brew.sh/cask/claude-...
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 24/09/2026
And it asked ChatGPT for me because it’s cracked at talking to the robot
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"I asked ChatGPT" yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she's awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and h no control over her body or volume or brain or
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 22/09/2026
24:00 reminds me of all the 2:41 talk around Showgirl release and how she said there were no more songs. Is Patient Zero A Look Behind the Curtain?
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 21/09/2026
Taking the new 2 line train across Lake Washington to the East side for the first time for a work meeting. Pretty sick 🚆
Woman on a train going across a big ass lake
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 17/09/2026
Would you let this woman boss around your robots and touch your most critical infrastructure?
white woman with long brown hair in a jacquard plaid mini dress and rose embroidered vans
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 23/08/2026
Post workout selfie. Ran 3 miles and then did 30 minutes of Kettlebell clean and press + front squat circuits with 2x25 lb bells
White woman sitting on a bench with her legs crossed while flexing
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 08/08/2026
Aura farming at the building gym
Woman in the gym holding a long sword next to a Bosu ball and 2x 25 lb kettlebells
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/07/2026
My new sword came in! Sword lesbian gear upgrade Sword: SIGI King Light Gloves: Sparring Gloves Mittens with long cuffs
Gauntleted hand holding a sword with a purple cord-wrapped hilt and bronzed cross and pommel
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/05/2026
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 25/05/2026
Claude says "Take a 7-minute break. Have a snack. Get a coffee. Drink some water you dumbass. I am a robot but you are not."
⏺ User answered Claude's questions:                                                                  
  ⎿  · Cluster I — Imported-tag confidential-data classification (Sec F3 Raised to SO). DESIGN.md §  
     Storage data classification covers user-typed bookmarks but is silent on imported-tag provenance.
      With Layer 3 stdin-import live, an attacker-controlled tag could carry low-trust content that   
     downstream consumers treat as user-curated. How to resolve? → Path A: amend DESIGN.md § Storage  
     data classification — imported-tag provenance gets same classification as user-typed tags        
     (Recommended)                                                                             
  ⎿  You've hit your limit · resets 6:50pm (America/Los_Angeles)                                      
     /upgrade to increase your usage limit.
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 25/05/2026
Ayyy--maybe it did something
Notably AIE correctly refused to fabricate raw tokens / API cost / rate-limit utilization per Review
   91 F8 hard rule — named only operator-confirmable values (claude-code CLI; sub-agent spawn;        
  opus-4-7 per DESIGN.md cold-session-budget; ~9 Reads + ~14 Bashes + 1 Write; session-end anchor     
  2026-05-25T01:15Z). The unobservable fields wait for operator /cost paste + plan-tier confirmation.
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 11/05/2026
I have been saying since the first million users that 100 bans fixes this site The first thing we do is ban all the grievance collectors (yes—your favs and my favs too) And then the would-be heroes, and then I leave my banhammer behind and retire in infamy
sina • 6mo
@rejectionking.bsky.social
trust and safety can only be run by a legendary heel
Jul 13, 2023 at 3:51 PM
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 05/05/2026
I was skeptical when my goth bullshit subscription box sent me leopard print bloomers but I am coming around
ivy in an AWS tshirt, blazer with the sleeves rolled up, leopard print bloomers from Forest Ink, and banged up Vans. She’s a white woman with glasses and her long brown hair up in a clip
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 19/04/2026
My favorite part of Sunday mornings is showing up at places looking like I got absolutely wrecked last night (I did). plopping down my bag overflowing with hoe shit, and ordering an oat milk cortado for here
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 18/04/2026
It’s been a week. I’m going out
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 07/04/2026
The sword YouTuber I like for Italian longsword is starting his I.33 (sword and buckler) manual interpretation series. Entering my Knight of Etro era
Final Fantasy XIII’s Lightning as the Knight of Etro
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 21/03/2026
I can’t tell if the woman who has been doing my brows and electrolysis for like 3 years is gassing me up in a professional way or flirting but she was like “You keep getting hottetr. Your ass is looking great. Your tits are bigger. I love the grays in your hair.” Would Anyway, headed to the club
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 19/03/2026
I’m updating my work one page profile and my old pfp vs my current lol lmao
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 04/03/2026
TOWE YOU AN
APOLOGY. IWASN'T REALLY FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME.
SHAQ
TO CHRISTIAN WOOD AFTER HIS
27-POINT PERFORMANCE VS. THE SPURS
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 01/02/2026
From the sword club to the goth club
ivy in a black mini dress with mesh cutouts and buckles. her hair is braided. she’s wearing a knee brace and leopard print chucks
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 14/01/2026
Looks like @alexalbert.bsky.social is head of developer relations. He’s got a reddit and bsky account but doesn’t seem active on those. He is active on Twitter www.reddit.com/u/alexalbert... x.com/alexalbert__
alexalbert • 1y
Anthropic
Hey this is Alex, I lead DevRel at Anthropic. Thanks for linking those docs! Claude 3 can currently use functions in a limited extent but we are working hard on making this easier for devs - expect it to get better soon!
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 12/01/2026
Ayyy—I’m not the only one that hasn’t changed wallpapers in a decade 😁
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 06/01/2026
There’s a whole ass academic paper on incentive structures and social media feedback loops to be written by someone much smarter than me about the existence of these labels from @labeler.hailey.at
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 06/01/2026
I got my stupid expensive knee brace (it’s the kind they have you get after ACL reconstruction surgery) last week and I hit the building gym to test out doing some drills with intensity. Felt really good
White woman with brown hair in a ponytail. She’s sitting in a chair and wearing a cyborg ass knee brace on her right leg
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 06/01/2026
🎵 Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn ya 🎵
ivy (@magnificently.cursed.gay)
You can walk out of hell whenever you like, but while you're here may I have your attention for some sleight of hand
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 31/12/2025
I really didn’t want to, but I did my workout and PT
Dry Fighting Weight 2.0
W3D2
0-0
Double Kettlebell Clean & Press
U-0 Double Kettlebell Front Squat
Sets of 3 reps @ 2 x 8 kg
Rest as needed
Muscle Groups
Front
Training Results
Back
Total time
30:00
Rounds
30
Total repetitions
90
Pace, reps/min
3.0
Total weight
1440 kg (3175 lb)
Calories
48 kcal
RPE 6
Moderate-hard
Decision
Continue
Kettlebell Craft Training
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 29/12/2025
Not beating the swemo allegations
Made for You
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Heavy Rotation
Fall Out Boy and Taylor Swift
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/12/2025
I found an ad for Sailor Moon weed on the sidewalk
Hand holding a leash and a Princess Serenity business card. There’s a long hair chihuahua wearing an orange coat and licking his lips
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/12/2025
Also it’s a sick way to aura farm
White woman in a gym mirror doing a lunge so deep it’s a cossack squat with a training sword extended in a thrust
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 27/12/2025
Well you know me
Cult Leader
KING MALA
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I might be the villain in somebody else's story, but that's fine
My methods are controversial, but at least it keeps 'em all in line
In line
I don't need your roses, I like men on their knees
Praying up to their god, seein' visions of me
I'm a cult leader, mind reader, heart eater
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 24/12/2025
Social media is showing me a lot of swords posts for obvious reasons and this one seems like the premise of a disastrously horny trans fem erotica genre
EVERY WEAPON REWIRES YOU
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 02/12/2025
So I saw a PT—he validated that this study is legit and that I might actually be built different then he prescribed me squats and Bulgarian split squats 4x per week. I’m benched from swords for at least the rest of the year, so naturally I bought a SIGI King Light for Black Friday
Picture of a steel feder with brassed upswept cross guard and faceted pommel. The hilt is waisted and wrapped in purple cord
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 30/10/2025
new pfp. about to go fight some nerds
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 12/10/2025
A/B testing
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 12/10/2025
Communities as an option in “Reply settings” is my dream feature
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 22/03/2025
Raising the concept of “Privacy Intents” to @bmann.ca at the Private Data group session #atmosphereconf Like you can’t make blocks literally private but I want this for blocks and lists to tamp down Clearsky and Listifications harassment
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