Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Clearly you do a shot for shot remake of the office but in imax 000
Reposted by Magma DoctorPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/06/2026Celebrating my 80th birthday by having some guys with brain damage fight out on the lawn 171246132
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Spring summer 2026 collection : more of the same 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Oh you call it “Chinatown”? That’s cute to me I just call it “town” 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026BREAKING: Next years met gala theme announced. Will be “him frog happy frog”…DEVELOPING 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026@murderxbryan.bsky.social new season of Beef features Pappy guys 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Tom Cruise waits tables at Applebees between acting jobs 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025How about instead of funding the federal government we fund the fedora government #linux #joke #fedora 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Based on children’s literature, 90% of all deaths are a result of choking on vegetables 020
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Mid 40s, hip pain, balding, incontinence problems is the new hot guy fall 2025 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 30/09/2025There are no military generals on blue sky, and that’s part of the problem with America 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I created a computer that has an indescribable flow chart. Please give me 5 trillion dollars 010
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Pragmatic White Boy SUPRISES Chinese audience by singing the Star Spangled Banner in perfect Hindi While Fully Crosseyed 010
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025If Hollywood wants to increase their box office to pre pandemic levels I have some good ideas: 1) make the same number of movies as 2019 2) market movies like you did in 2019 3) schedule the same theatrical engagements like you did in 2019 and stop kicking films to streaming after 2 weeks 🎥 020
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 01/01/2025The Pacific Ocean is too big. We should fill that sucker up 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Trump decked out in Carharts and black skullcap . Jpg 010
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 22/12/2024British children : horrible, annoying, bad vibes French children : cheeky, charming, actual angels American children : chaotic, alarming, genuine in a scary way 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Everyone is outside, staring at the nights sky, as they worry that their neighbors kids drone is actually from Iran 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 10/12/2024What’s weirder than a 40 year old man trying to frame this issue as hypothetical tangential harm to the lives of hypothetical child actors while glossing over the fact that it’s going to be bad and boring and never is going to run for more than 2 seasons bc Harry Potter is a series for babies 010
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024How are we going to afford this office space renovation? “Premium Cosmetic Horse Armor” 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Marc Maron interviewing an 85 year old actor who has appeared in 100s of movies cast as “Nazi guard” 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024In an alternate universe we’d be celebrating the inauguration of President Omarosa but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Doing the “ thanksgiving cousins walk” (41 years old, no siblings no cousins) 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024There are men who lived and died dressed like Peter Griffon, all before the age of tv. 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Barron Trump seems like the kind of nyu student who has a really short ugly and loud grad student boyfriend 000
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Folks did you hear about this? There is a new body function that only the big boys know about. It’s calling “Unc’ing” it’s absolutely disgusting. Don’t worry your know all about it when you reach your 40s. It’s horrible. 010
Magma Doctor @magmadoctor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I’m gonna miss my great suggestions to celebrities but twitter is over 010
