magic @magicswordk.ing · 7hWhen I was in high school me and one of my best friends took our other best friend to a park at night to tell him that if he went ahead with doing a stupid thing he was planning on doing we would have to beat his ass. He not only didn't do the thing, he thanked us for it later. 010
magic @magicswordk.ing · 7hThe role of beating ass is properly filled by your own friends and loved ones who owe it to you to beat your ass if you wind up on some fuckshit 😌 171
magic @magicswordk.ing · 7hYeah the modern “Hastert Rule” would be “all Republican House Speakers must diddle kids” 000
Reposted by magicZack Zwiezen @zackzwiezen.com · 11hOne of the best photos Lego has ever created. Just a chill cozy woman smiling and staring at her Joker artwork Lego set as she holds it. 77422
magic @magicswordk.ing · 04/10/2026Just got to a bit in Act 2 of Fortune's Weave that made me cackle with glee. This game is 1000% for the sickos, Intsys gives no fucks they are just doing all this shit. 020
magic @magicswordk.ing · 04/10/2026No worries, Beraldine, we got your back. Anybody gives you any guff and I’ll put em in The Contraption.static.klipy.comHawktuah Hawk TuahALT: Hawktuah Hawk Tuah 030
magic @magicswordk.ing · 04/10/2026my for you page is entirely bandori sticker shitposts right now and I couldn't be happier about it 000
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026LEON SEX KENNEDY YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT’S STACKED DAUGHTER FROM THE SPANISH. HERE IS A LIST OF HERBS THAT WILL HEAL KNIFE WOUNDS. 031
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026WHO LET THE TRUE ANCESTOR BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THAT THING THIS WOMAN IS NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED 160
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026I picked up a third party LED kit for my PGU Nu Gundam and it comes with a cool metal name plate, just one teeny, teeny little problem: 020
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026Okay but have you seen The Matrix? I feel like that's one of the ones you have never seen and you need to see it lmao 001
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026also they do elect popes that is a thing they pretty famously do over there lmao 010
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026it sucks so much out here right now and I wish I could do more to combat that besides posting dumb shit to hopefully distract for a moment from the horror parade. 010
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026The fact that I understand this reference makes me angry on an astral level 020
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026Yeah I mean he doesn't even use the account himself, he has a staff member read through his recent speeches (I know there's a fancier catholic name for them) and select excerpts to tweet. They bring him a few choices, I like to think he chooses the one he thinks will be a banger. 010
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026Martin Luther woulda had the worst case of Poaster's Madness any of us have ever seen 1224
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026Social media is brain poison but I do love that we live in a world where any asshole with a phone can tell the pope to shut da fuck up any time they want. 270
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026To that end please enjoy this shitpost that I made and submitted as part of a serious academic assignment. It's not much but it's what I've got right now. 020
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026Just so y'all know, I've been deliberately avoiding commenting on certain things here just because a) there's enough commentary about them and b) for my part I want to keep the vibes a little less soul-crushing since I KNOW browsing the timeline is real rough for some of you right now. 130
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026Part of rehabilitation is understanding that one's actions have consequences and some mistakes are severe enough as to close certain doors to you forever. No one's saying the guy should go die in a hole, the objection is to a continued platform that carries influence and status. 010
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026Exactly. I would argue that a huge part of rehabilitation is understanding and accepting that doing certain things SHOULD close certain doors to you. There is such a thing as a failure so severe that it limits your options. 010
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026We have ALL enjoyed the work of people who turned out to suck. That's just life. It's FINE if you derived meaning from something that turned out to be the work of someone who doesn't live up to your esteem. Just do the work of reckoning honestly with the truth when it comes to light. That's the bar. 170
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026It is not a personal failing if someone you admired turned out to be a piece of shit. It IS a personal failing if your admiration causes you to deny reality in order to protect their place in your heart. 1122
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026Parasociality is a key part of how we derive enjoyment from media. That said, boundaries are important, both internal and external. It's fine and natural to feel a kinship with media figures, but keep that kinship in perspective. 180
magic @magicswordk.ing · 03/10/2026I particularly appreciate what appears to be Lalah Sune with lazer eyes looming in the background 110
magic @magicswordk.ing · 01/10/2026every now and then I stumble upon a genre of shitpost I would never have even conceived of 1144
magic @magicswordk.ing · 30/09/2026Fully believe at this point reading posts on here that the ideal Fortune’s Weave experience is playing Cai and Theodora routes first so you can finish up with the Freak Routes. 020
magic @magicswordk.ing · 30/09/2026Proud of you for not drawing Shadow pregnant I know it takes a lot of restraint 1270
magic @magicswordk.ing · 30/09/2026Just a cheerful boy running around telling every absolute Freakus in a 30 kilometer radius they’re his best friend now 000
magic @magicswordk.ing · 30/09/2026So far my Fortune’s Weave playthrough has been defined by uncertainty over how many characters of each type I need per route so I’m probably gonna end Cai’s part one with an absolutely absurd number of units. 110
magic @magicswordk.ing · 30/09/2026I saw an O'Neill Cylinder space colony in the trailer and instantly knew in my soul what this game would be like. I have seen the tears of time. 010
magic @magicswordk.ing · 30/09/2026Guzran might be the single most Dudes Rock guy in Fire Emblem history. 000
magic @magicswordk.ing · 29/09/2026This is not a complaint, mind you, I find this outcome incredibly funny. At my wavelength of asexuality there is genuinely no urgency to that aspect of life. I'm respected in my field, and even if I'm not independent, shit's fucked out here, the only people who would hold that against me are losers. 030
magic @magicswordk.ing · 29/09/2026What I thought my life would be like at 39: Writing for a living, probably married, enjoying a world of technological marvels What my life is actually like at 39: Something like the pet bald man/psychology knower of several anime women on the internet. My relationship status is "lol, lmao even" 160
magic @magicswordk.ing · 29/09/2026Yeah, Roko was Just Some Asshole Who Posted Something Once, he has the exact same intellectual qualifications behind his dumbass thought experiment as I did when I was being dumb and wrong online in the 2000s. 020
magic @magicswordk.ing · 29/09/2026Okay but “Assault Love HRT” would be @katie.bzky.team’s special attack for sure, right? We’re all agreed on this? 131