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Magic Steve

@magicboy.bsky.social
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Doomer scientist magician

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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Food is so overrated, especially compared to a ballroom and Bitcoin.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And the CIA director was on board. Nothing to see here folks. Just concentrate on how quickly gas prices are dropping and how beautiful the ballroom will be.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump is promising to boost the U.S. economy by making it harder for Americans to trade with the rest of the world. He is also promising to destroy Iran's economy by making it harder for Iranians to trade with the rest of the world.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hopefully the lack of fuel and equipment will prevent the project from ever starting. This is the most horrendous attack against our planet I've ever heard of.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now Trump will want to annex Iran. If you can't beat 'em, make them the 51st state, take the gas, and get the deportations going.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
...and huge amounts of smoke from wild fires and burning Russian warehouses has to be putting some drops in the bucket
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/08/2026
I expected a tyrant with iron fists, not a clown with a spray tan and swollen ankles.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
HFJ! (holy f-n j-boy)
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A much younger coworker, recently married, said "My wife really wants kids, but I don't know.' I gave him a succinct summary of the facts, and said I'd be thrilled if he could provide a well informed fact based rebuttal. He understood clearly. No rebuttal, no quarrel.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have only said this mentally, so far.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We've been approaching peak oil anyway and now the closed strait and production damage in Russia have only exasperated the problem. (Oh how I love to use, "exasperated")
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yes."They" do the allowing.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just have to give up anything that you couldn't do in 1850. Good luck with that.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As soon as we tamed fire and started making tools our natural predators became our prey. Goodbye natural niche.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
New word, amocamuck. Pass it on.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What color is your underwear? Asking for a friend.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As annoying as their bites are to us, mosquitos fill their niche.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mark Twain, Vonnegut
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Maybe they need a few more data centers? The scenario you described is a real cluster -f of interacting predicaments. I don't begrudge the government 's silence since their only legitimate reply is, "we can do nothing. Fend for yourself."
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So Jimi Hendrix doesn't owe you an apology. I'm happy about that.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
...and pushing the total number of people pushing their car
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Breakfast cereal for republicans?
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Lyle Lewis @race2extinct.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Every Colorado River state is still pursuing economic growth. The conflict isn’t between states. It’s between a finite river and the assumption that growth can remain infinite. We can print unlimited money. We can’t print another Colorado River.
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Get paid to use less water? New plan aims to help save Colorado River
The program isn't the first to offer money in exchange for using less water. But it comes at a critical time for the river.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They will need diesel to do the mining. Wave your turban if you think they'll have it. Store some rice if you think they won't.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If famine comes with this El Nino will people give up on the data centers and bit coin? People will definitely try to steal the billionaires' canned goods and bottled water.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Food supply diminishing, population growing. Fresh water diminishing everywhere. Time to build a data center and put all your money in AI
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The sedge has withered from the lake, And no birds sing.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh look, wildfire smoke is so thick that "oh look" is cancelled until further notice.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We're a global scourge. Not for much longer...
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Where's the sports section?
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In 2100, where are you going to find survivors to perish in the heat?
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pretty optimistic to think there will be houses in 2050. Food and water are going quickly.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is it "bring your own toxic waste?"
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Haiku Looking at the news There are too many people. This is the end, friend.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In school I was taught that the industrial revolution was a good thing. That is still taught today.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How did she stay in the same room with him long enough to get pregnant, and three times?
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Amazed it lasted this long. I've read your work since 2012 Zack.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Caligula plays Pacman.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How could it possibly help?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Donald abandoned his 3 oldest kids, when they were all in grade school, to run off with a mistresses. He had a child with that mistress, speculated about the eventual size of that baby's breasts, and then abandoned her too. He married his next mistress. And cheated on her with someone in porn.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh look. Never mind, it's too dark to see since the lights went out.
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Extreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
EXTRAORDINARY HEAT IN CENTRAL AMERICA 41.0 Choluteca HOTTEST JULY DAY IN HONDURAS HISTORY Records in Mexico: 36.1 Chipalcingo Central America is living the most extreme heat wave ever seen with every single station breaking and rebreaking records every day of 2026
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He was brain dead through the entire Obama administration.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Thanks for your great work, day after day.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
52000 reasons to give up hope.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
May they die from an intolerable wet bulb temperature.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh look, the US led global stupidity growth in 2026 with the country accounting for around 100% of the global increase.
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Magic Steve @magicboy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I don't want no fight, and I haven't got a lot of time.
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