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Maggie The Shipley

@maggietheshipley.bsky.social
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Dudeist priest. Free Palestine! Free Congo! Free Sudan!

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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Idea: Can Americans file a class action lawsuit against Elon Musk and DOGE for gutting the FDA and poisoning our food?
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fox News is certainly trying to mkultra someone into killing Hasan Piker, right
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My buddy does a weekly mutual aid meal for the Lafayette area. Check out the fundraiser here: gofund.me/ad30820a4
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Donate to Feed Your Neighbors - Bean Man, organized by Joey Thibodeaux
Hey, buddies! My name is Joey Thibodeaux, and I lead a mutual aid food service projec… Joey Thibodeaux needs your support for Feed Your Neighbors - Bean Man
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Spotted in Seattle #WallArt
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend situation, I don't know this individual. But they could really use some support right now. gofund.me/1da4e4dc0
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Donate to Urgent help with moving and medical expenses needed, organized by Jessica Klein
On Monday, August 3rd, I was assaulted and strangled in my home. I u… Jessica Klein needs your support for Urgent help with moving and medical expenses needed
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Uh, this is probably worth keeping an eye on. archive.is/FgO8H
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California Man Is Kidnapped Then Executed in Front of Police
An abduction from a home in Chino Hills led to a short police chase. The driver fired at a man in the trunk before being gunned down.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The dream of being a creature of comfort rather than consumption
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scott daGHOSTtino @scottdagostino.ca · 06/08/2026
Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
Most people don't dream of being fancy-rich.
I dream of being rich enough to say, "Treat's on me," without thinking twice. Rich enough to have a home that feels like a hug, a fridge stocked like a five-year-old with adult money, and a tray of chocolates waiting for someone to grab. Rich enough to quietly help a friend before they even have to ask. To send a care package when someone's too tired to reach out. To buy all the pencils from a kid on the street so they can go home early. For me, the real money dream isn't about luxury - it's about having enough to give, enough to comfort, enough to turn ordinary moments into something extraordinary.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mainstream media isn’t talking about it, but bulldozers and construction crews have descended upon Texas’ Big Bend National Park as the Trump administration moves forward with its border barrier project. The project will permanently damage one of our nation’s greatest natural treasures.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is a glorified single-source interview with the head of Third Way. It quotes far more moderates saying they support the progressive candidates in the general election. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/u...
Moderate Democrats Prepare for ‘War’ Against an Ascendant Left
One moderate group says the progressive wins are “deeply troubling” and is planning a $15 million effort against democratic socialism.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the Army spent $500 million building a factory for 155mm shells in Mesquite, Texas. It got shut down last year without producing a single usable thing.
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
King County has incredible libraries. Maintain those investments, voters!
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
imagine having the insane luck to cast Forest Whitacker as Idi Amin and choosing to waste most of your movie's runtime on a whiny Scottish twink
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You know what doesn't cause apocalyptic skylines and wildfires? Solar panels. Can we stop burning fossil fuels and just start massively investing more in renewables and battery tech, please?
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Same phrase, different emotions “Maggie, you still doing comedy?” 1. Angry 2. Disappointed 3. Excited 4. Flirty
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 07/07/2026
An Afghan national who fought alongside U.S. forces has died from an allergic reaction while in ICE custody, one day after he was detained for deportation proceedings, his death certificate shows. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Afghan national who fought with U.S. forces died of allergic reaction in ICE custody
Mohammad Nazeer Paktiawal, 41, suffered “an adverse drug reaction” to an unidentified substance, which triggered anaphylaxis and exacerbated his asthma, the death report shows.
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
When I was born, my uncle bought my mom a coffee mug that said “Where was The Pill when I needed it?” And it remained her favorite mug for a decade or more until it got broken. So no, my mom really was pro-choice
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Before 2026,The Knicks Won Their Last Championship In 1973. 15 Months Later, Nixon Resigned.......
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Mike 🏳️‍🌈 @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Alan Turing, born on this day in 1912. Helped save this country only to be persecuted by it.
Photograph of Alan Turing
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
True. #BookSky
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
we want our fresh water and real jobs, not artificial intelligence
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Wide Waterfalls Memories
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"
Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the fact that a Cybertruck would be the most appropriate vehicle to host the time machine in an updated Back to the Future is just one more reason why no such reboot must ever be made.
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Nichole @tnwhiskeywoman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’m so excited to announce BOOK BOYFRIENDS: 30 Fictional Men Who Are Better Than the Real Thing, out October 6, 2026. Visit old & new swoon-worthy favorites and find out what makes them so unforgettable! Complete with quizzes and a centerfold 👀 Pre-order link: lnk.to/bookboyfriends
Cover of Book Boyfriends: 30 Fictional Men Who Are Better Than the Real Thing by Nichole Perkins with illustrations by Emma Munger. Coming October 6, 2026 

The cover is red with an illustration of 6 fictional characters on a set of steps leading to a throne. The characters are Mr Darcy, Jamie Fraser, Rhysand, Edward Cullen, Xaden, and Adam Carlsen. Illustration of Xaden Riorson that shows in him shirtless with a left arm sleeve of tattoos, standing in a castle with a dragon flying outside the window. He gives his approval of Book Boyfriends, a book about 30 fictional men from literature: 
"YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING TRUE? SOMETHING REAL?
I LOVE THIS BOOK I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS BOOK. I HAVE BEEN SINCE THE NIGHT I READ IT FOR THE FIRST TIME.."
-XADEN RIORSON
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This makes a hell of a lot of sense.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The racist pogroms in the UK are going to produce even more calls for compromise and understanding with the racists’ “reasonable concerns” but that is exactly what got us here.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
there's no ethical case for letting Mark Zuckerberg remain a free man
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Linds @lindsthinks.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Two trans people were attacked in Benton, LA this week. One of them I know and talked to Friday night. On top of the beating they were detained by the police and need help with medical bills and legal fees. Please consider donating, if you can! #shreveport #bossier #louisiana gofund.me/3559e5bd9
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Donate to Help Trans Couple Recover from Hate Crime, organized by S B
Raising funds to help AU and her partner pay their medical and legal bills, recover from… S B needs your support for Help Trans Couple Recover from Hate Crime
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Cryptid Chaos Entity @slaydelconnix.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
After seeing men being rude in the Supergirl trailer comments based purely on the fact that *checks notes* they don't find the actress fuckable enough, I am prepared to say that we as a society have evolved past the need for male opinions on literally anything.
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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Even in an age of proud bigotry, the explicit bias here is stunning. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m...
So, the story goes through screenings. It's very well received. There are notes as always and we do rewrites as always. But this is on a very tight deadline. It's Sunday; we're going on the air that night. And in the case of stories that are, as we say, crashing, our deadline on Sunday is noon. So, we work on all of these things. We get the piece approved by everyone. And about four hours after our deadline, Bari Weiss sends an email to my boss, Tanya Simon. Two of the things in the email include, can we make the protesters look more violent? Now, I'm paraphrasing. I don't have the quote, but that's what was communicated to me. And the other thing, Renee Good's car. You need to describe her as driving toward the officer.
This is not what you see on the video. On the video, you see the officer standing slightly off the front of the car. And you clearly see Ms. Good's wheels turned completely as far as they will go, away from the officer. But he shoots her in the head, kills her, and says something about her that I can't repeat in polite company.
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Linds @lindsthinks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. You should have had more time.
Copies of “Persepolis” and “embroideries”. Not pictured: Chicken with Plums, because someone borrowed it and never gave it back.
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Grief wisdom: For the millennials still rocking two stable parents - one of the shit things about the grieving process will be how wrong it feels to inherit money. It’s the shittest lottery ticket. Be kind to yourself. Be kind to your family.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tha wether. Too hott.
Orange and white cat looking like a wilted vulture
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★Meow33416★ @meow33416.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH LOVELIES!!!! #meowyaps
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The only thing that could make the Heated Rivalry fandom better would be if the Thirst Aid Kit podcast was still around 💔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/05/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i am glad Keith David keeps being honored but i think at this point we need to put him in charge of at least one leg of the nuclear triad
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I read one of that nice Canadian lady’s other 🏳️‍🌈 hockey books and the plot was literally “and they were roommates” Incredible work
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I want a universe cross over with Ted Lasso and the hockey boyfriends. I don't need Ted to do anything gay, I just need Ilya to meet the nicest fatherliest coach
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Having a cat isn’t hard... if you just give them everything they want and never tell them no, it's actually pretty easy.
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Kelsey McKinney @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
it is so wild to admit in stories like these that you had $80 million dollars in podcast revenue and were laying people off left and right.
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Listen here, gender is a performance, and some days I just want to work on the lighting crew
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Dude friend confided to the group that he hooked up with a conservative girl. Kept saying “she didn’t look republican!” Upon review of selfies, I hypothesized that persistent use of heavy photo filters to soften features is an indication of a class traitor.
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Librarians literally saved my life
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Maggie The Shipley @maggietheshipley.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you enjoy Deadloch from Australia, you should try How to Get to Heaven from Belfast (and vice versa)
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
sphere with red paint on it with the caption: "There was no autism diagnosed before 1930. Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism."
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Solidarity RPM @solidarityrpm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Sky News: Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist. Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :) news.sky.com/story/human-...
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