Alt: Don’t Smile Don'T Laugh A young brown man with a light moustache, looking directly into the camera. He presses his lips together so that they're tucked inwards, between his teeth. He still can't help it, and smiles, lips still tucked in, suppressing a giggle. He is adorable, and if I were still in my twenties, I'd be crushing hard on him.

Alt: Neuko Neuko Ai Simple cartoon of a little shadow Demon with white eyes, wearing a red cloak with horns. It is face-level to the edge of a table, and bapping the surface with its little, round hands, looking up with big round eyes. Caption reads: gib gib gib (Baby talk for give give give)

Alt: Kermit ze Vampire bares his fangs and attacks Vincent Price in the neck. Mr Price screams. Kermit is the beloved frog Muppet. He is sitting on a low wall upholstered in red velvet with brass upholstery tacks, bordered with gold painted crown moulding. The wall is also red. Vincent Price is leaning casually on the wall. He is wearing a tan wool blazer with windowpane plaid, and a beige shirt with broad lapels. The collar is open, with an ascot folded into it. The ascot matches the blazer. Close-up on Kermit baring his fangs and longshot of Kermit sliding across in a flash to bite Mr Price in the neck.