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ChefMagenta

@magentakoru.bsky.social
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Hello! Chef. Leftie. Hammer. Skater. Sussex by the sea. No Terfs/Transphobes please. She/her. Also not so recently single. Form a queue, lads.

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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 2h
In Scotland.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 3h
Looking pensive, doing a jigsaw. He's puzzling.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 3h
I'll sleep in a different bed then. A cooler one.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 3h
#Traitor Spoiler Even *I* wanted to vote Hannah out to find out whether she was a traitor and I knew already that she was. The tension was unbearable.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 3h
I think they sometimes put unreachable gold on it as an incentive.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 3h
Iplayer app on your phone? I had to do that the other day.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 3h
Catch up?
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 3h
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Bexhill Museum @bexhillmuseum.bsky.social · 12h
"'Mob scenes' at Jazz Festival." Bexhill Observer 15.10.1960. #Bexhill #Sussex #dlwp #Music #History #1960s #ThrowbackThursday
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Exactly.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah but I have 3 days next week. (Maybe should have been clearer in the og post, my last day is next Wednesday).
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No, nothing booked yet. The cooking course I might do won't get overbooked, I'm fairly sure of that. But also there a potential job offer out there so I'm keeping the diary free for now, just in case.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not according to my clocks here. It's actually a gazillion million years away.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's not happening soon! It's still a week away!
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is my last full week at work and I think it is the slowest week in living history.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Or rather 9/11 is America's 14/10
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I remember some weirdo on a telly programme calling this "England's 9/11"
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's not just luck. I mute every advert and don't watch them. I've never seen a John Lewis Xmas advert either.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I've never seen it.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think this is the first time on Bake Off that I could say quite confidently that I would have beaten most of the contestants. #GBBO
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ooh you lucky sausage, meeting V.E.Schwab. Have fun!
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That was mesmerising.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My oldest got to go to Iceland in year 11, as a geography student. The lucky bastard.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Quite. Really rubbish lawyers all round frankly.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well that too! Also they weren't all men? From memory I believe there were females.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the first, and probably last, match I'll every go to. I mean to enjoy every minute (I believe they are long).
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Off to NFL tomorrow. Philadelphia Eagles v Jackson Jaguars! We are supporting the Eagles so I'm looking out my best greenish blue clothes to wear. #NFL
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I believe he is unable to handle it.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I watched that film once and it had such a glaring error in it I've never been able to watch it again.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ugh. Guess who went to the wrong Tesco for their flu jab today. And now I can't book another online cos they think I've had it already.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm fascinated by his current beard. It looks like my doormat.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's not unreasonable for waterproof.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still known as the man that made my 3yo cry in this house.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't remember her saying a number.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think there is a herd mentality too. If one person is being picked out by a few people I'm thinking the instinct is to follow because if they are a traitor and you went against the crowd it may make them think you were a traitor too.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who knows about it except Sharon?
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was amazing wasn't it?
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's q
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course! YTAs all round.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still waiting..... it's lucky there are a lot of people on reddit worried about whether they are arseholes (spoiler alert - they all are) or I'd be getting bored now.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Evening all. Waiting for the Traitors.
static.klipy.com
Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson Waiting
ALT: Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson Waiting
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not surprised. I've liked her ever since I saw her supporting Porter Robinson.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She's support for Charlie XCX now? Wow.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clinging on to summer clothes for as long as possible and then into thermals.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember the revelation, when I started playing it with my own kids, that I was not actually really good at What's the Time Mr Wolf but that, in fact, my father had PRETENDED he couldn't catch me!
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've got one thing to say to you...
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, money but also I want to go back to where I originally trained. But nothing really.
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ChefMagenta @magentakoru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been thinking about having a little holiday when I finish work and I'm really tempted to go and do a cookery course. Would that be weird? I am a trained chef but I'd love to brush up my patisserie.
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