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Maelstrm

@maelstrm.bsky.social
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Tattooed pipe/cigar gainer bear just being social. Always have a weak spot for cigar/pipe smoker, heavy beards and big bellies, so if you hit any of the above, say hey. Outside of that, I'm a man of many hobbies. Gardening, reading, gaming, etc).

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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 23h
Would that there was.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I enjoyed it while I could!
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you, and agreed, which is why I lost the weight. Sometime we have to do what is necessary, rather than what we would prefer :).
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On the plus side, if I can't have a gut at least I can still enjoy a mouth full of cigar.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have all these people telling me how great I look! And I get they're sincere, so I just nod and smile but my inner voice is monologuing that I put a lot of work into the big belly and felt much sexier and more attractive while carrying it. C'est la vive, sometimes one must live in the real world.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sending requested "proof of life". I had my blood sugars get into the unfortunate range a number of months back (welcome to entering your 60s) and had to lose my gut. Numbers are much better now.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Looks up "dad joke" in the dictionary......
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Video Chat rooms are always popular. Or a narrowly smoke focused bio/ hook up site. Or on a lighter note just a Reddit style text forum with a pipe/cigar focus. I used mine to make a kink story archive back in the day. Didn’t make any cash but made some new fetishist!
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Damn, I'm on Silverhand. I mainly solo and obsess on crafting (e.g. not a raider) but nice to see someone else still playing.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Delicious! Also, what WoW server are you on?
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Looking good.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I turn off notifications as a matter of course. If I want to see status on something, I'll go to the app myself. I have no interest in it reaching out to me.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yes please.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You are on HotCigarMen.net? We must not overlap time wise, I would very much be asking to watch your stream.
hotcigarmen.net
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I know, I know, but it burns......
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I can't even begin on the science gotten wrong mistakes in this post. But even if it stayed there that long (it does not) it would not somehow psychically give you their personality (which is influenced but not defined by your genetics). I could go on, but <throws table>.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I keep trying My Father from time to time but they never end up being one of my preferred lines. Taste just never works for me.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Happy birthday, great way to celebrate!
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Only to 96 on my main so far.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Purged when Elon took it over. Plenty of options out there, don't need that one.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Nice briar!
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
As am I. It’s sexy as hell and thank you for giving us a window in to see it.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Love a man just enjoying his cigar while wandering his house doing the usual things (Christmas usual at least). Leather is sexy and all that, but smoky real life is amazing.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Is there anywhere you can watch it outside of Canada?
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Erection obtained, target acquired.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Variety provides options :)
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Damn, deal, just so long as I get to lick the pipe smoke off yours.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If I blow smoke on the belly tats, will you lick it off?
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I know I'm supposed to wait till TUE, but apparently I'm also fat today.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Briar suits you well (not that cigars don't as well). Would happily lick the smoke of either off that belly :).
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
They really are not trying anymore, that's not a name, it's dropping your water bottle on the keyboard.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
That suck, agree with disengage but also a) Gather evidence, take a screen shot of each account before you block it. b) Once you have a small collection report him to Bluesky and demonstrate the evidence. Hopefully they can block him more effectively.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Yes
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Let terror reign
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Tummy Tuesday, anyone up for a feeding?
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The uncanny valley is strong.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Celebrating Tummy Tuesday.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It's great, I'm on there all the time.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The smell of a pipe/cigar shop always takes me to my happy place.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The head is too big for the body. Uncanny valley here we come.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is so cringe.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Agreed, amazing beard. That said, you know the score is good when hearing it immediately brings you back to the movie. It's rare scores are that memorable and distinctive.
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FatBoy54 @fatboy54.hogstead.uk · 29/09/2025
Hey Trekkerinos, If you've never heard this before, you should... Plus Barry is gorgeous with that beard... 🫠
youtu.be
Epilogue / End Title - STAR TREK II : The Wrath of Khan ~ Composed by James Horner // FLUTE COVER //
YouTube video by grizzlyflute
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Wow, hearing that music takes me right back to being a 20s something geek in the movie theatre.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Same, always have a great, even draw. JR Cigars has Oliva seconds available right now. Same cigar, just with some minor blemish (honestly I can't find it most of the time) and half the price.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Problematic. Which not being able to spell correctly is, ironically, problematic.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Austin, TX, I am in you. And it’s kinda wet.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Very nice, visually they seem to always good good on a guy.
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